And a co-worker just walked up to my desk and saw where I highlighted in big letters "New Binky the Doormat" and she yelled out "Who's New Binky the Doormat!". So congrats you are famous and I had to come up with a reasonable sounding answer.
please carefully explain to her that I am, in fact, the original "Binky the Doormat", but in some kind of board "upgrade" the admins wiped all some 20 years or so of my existence here.
after much machinations, I was re-approved to be here under the moniker "NEW Binky the Doormat".
I hope that helps.
tks.