59 Things a Man Should Never Do Past 30 (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

I'm getting ready to turn 49 and I can't imagine not having a little weed around. I don't use any other drugs, but man... no doobage? No freaking way.

Let's fire up...it's NYE!

eoMMan> are you still a prude?

 

[FUBAR]

87. Poop his pants

Need a disclaimer on that one.

Between 30 and, say 87.

 

[FUBAR]

88. be afraid to seek advice.

 

[McGarnicle]

89. Buy cheap weed.

 

[sbonomo]

No one over 30 should drink cheap alcohol, beer, or wine.

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How about...Drink cheap liquor.

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How cheap are we talking? Your big domestic beers (Bud, Miller, etc)? Or Natty Light, The Beast, and the other really cheap beers?Same with the liquors. Are we talking plastic bottle cheap? Or are we not supposed to be drinking your run-of-the-mill bottles like Smirnoff, Bacardi, etc?

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I'm talking Natty Light, Arrow liquors, etc. If you order a rum and coke, order a Bacardi and coke instead.

Bacardi??? :X

I'm Hippling the #### out of this. I could say that nobody over 30 should use Coke as a mixer, but I get that the heart wants what the heart wants. But no adult who is using Coke as a mixer should be particular about the alcohol that goes with it.

Confession - I've never ordered my own mixed drink at an American Bar or restaurant. We used to get whiskey sours in Canada, I've drank mixed drinks at weddings or make some at home and have been bought a few, but if I'm buying at a bar or restaurant I get beer. Combination of liking beer and not wanting to spend a minimum of $8 per drink.

other than beers are 8 bucks as well now...I really need to quit drinking.

 

[The Gator]

No one over 30 should drink cheap alcohol, beer, or wine.

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Expanded that<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How about...Drink cheap liquor.

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Lets expand it to well drinks.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How cheap are we talking? Your big domestic beers (Bud, Miller, etc)? Or Natty Light, The Beast, and the other really cheap beers?Same with the liquors. Are we talking plastic bottle cheap? Or are we not supposed to be drinking your run-of-the-mill bottles like Smirnoff, Bacardi, etc?

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I'm talking Natty Light, Arrow liquors, etc. If you order a rum and coke, order a Bacardi and coke instead.

Bacardi??? :X

I'm Hippling the #### out of this. I could say that nobody over 30 should use Coke as a mixer, but I get that the heart wants what the heart wants. But no adult who is using Coke as a mixer should be particular about the alcohol that goes with it.

Dr Pepper is where it's at

 

[UniAlias]

No one over 30 should drink cheap alcohol, beer, or wine.

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Expanded that<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How about...Drink cheap liquor.

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Lets expand it to well drinks.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How cheap are we talking? Your big domestic beers (Bud, Miller, etc)? Or Natty Light, The Beast, and the other really cheap beers?Same with the liquors. Are we talking plastic bottle cheap? Or are we not supposed to be drinking your run-of-the-mill bottles like Smirnoff, Bacardi, etc?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I'm talking Natty Light, Arrow liquors, etc. If you order a rum and coke, order a Bacardi and coke instead.

Bacardi??? :X

I'm Hippling the #### out of this. I could say that nobody over 30 should use Coke as a mixer, but I get that the heart wants what the heart wants. But no adult who is using Coke as a mixer should be particular about the alcohol that goes with it.

Dr Pepper is where it's at