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A Gronking to Remember (Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series) (Volume 1) (1 Viewer)

This is like a Saturday Nigjt Live episode. You have to sit through 88 minutes of unfunny for the two minutes of funny stuff.

 
Because of this book, every Gronk celebration from now on will be elevated to a higher art form. If there is a football God, he'll score this weekend and actually spike the ball into someones butt.

 
I'm forced to change my password every three months at work so I usually use a football player's name... Steelers draft pick, stud player from my fantasy team, etc. Current password: GronkSM@$#

 
I will fall out of my chair if Gronk goes off this weekend and the announcer calls it a Gronking to Remember

 
Ladies, remember if your man finishes before you're done, this book comes with Big Jim Slade, former TE for the Kansas City Chiefs. Big Jim comes equipped with whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off.

 
"You Want Three Inches, I'll Give You Three Inches. You Want Five Inches, I'll Give You Three Inches" The LeRoy Hoard Story

 
Just heard Rich Eisen say "a gronking to remember" on their pregame show. :excited:

 
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