A modest proposal (1 Viewer)

[zftcg]

Since neither team in the Jax-Arizona game will have an NFL-caliber starting QB, can we just all agree to combine their stats and pretend they are both led by the composite QB Blank Gobbles?

I don't know about you guys, but I'd take Blank Gobbles over NaShone Kizerman any day of the week.

 

[There it is]

OMG FBG JT

 

[Ilov80s]

No I don't want to eat any children. 

 

[Hot Sauce Guy]

Funny, I don’t remember dropping acid today, but this topic....hmm, maybe I just forgot. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Since neither team in the Jax-Arizona game will have an NFL-caliber starting QB, can we just all agree to combine their stats and pretend they are both led by the composite QB Blank Gobbles?

I don't know about you guys, but I'd take Blank Gobbles over NaShone Kizerman any day of the week.

Blank Gobbles 

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

No I don't want to eat any children. 

Props for nabbing the reference, even if it was unintentional by @zftcg.

 

[zftcg]

Props for nabbing the reference, even if it was unintentional by @zftcg.

Definitely intentional

 

[BobbyLayne]

No I don't want to eat any children. 

A young healthy child well nursed, is, at a year old, a most delicious nourishing and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee, or a ragout.

 

[zftcg]

No I don't want to eat any children. 

But what if the alternative was starting either Bortles or Gabbert for your fantasy team? You'd at least have to think about it, right?

 

[Bankerguy]

I find myself spending less and less time here. I personally believe you need to do the following:

-Create a way to track your projections/rankings and how accurate they are on a weekly and YTD basis. Some staff are less accurate then others  

-Create opportunities for the shark pool posters to have the same opportunity to be able to demonstrate their abilities. Create a tool that lets us create and submit projections that get acted and graded. Post rankings and allow all posters to view the other posters.

Might even be a good way to find new talent for staff. I won’t name names, but some of the staff are terrible with rankings and projections. 

There is no buzz in the SP aside from petty pissing matches and very basic posting that 95% of us already know. 

At present...I won’t be renewing my subscription, but will likely pop in still. 

 

[Stompin' Tom Connors]

Definitely intentional

My 9th grade English teacher and I are extremely proud of you and the rest of the literati here.

 

[BobbyLayne]

At present...I won’t be renewing my subscription, but will likely pop in still. 

Same

About the only paid content I find useful on a regular basis are the top 200 and the weekly article on the trenches. I also enjoy @Matt Waldman's contributions.

Besides my own film study & analysis, I probably rely most @SameSongNDance's spreadsheet and a daily dose of Harris Football podcast.

 

[PIK95]

I come here for the real time injury report thread.

I used to come for music drafts.

 

[zftcg]

Same

About the only paid content I find useful on a regular basis are the top 200 and the weekly article on the trenches. I also enjoy @Matt Waldman's contributions.

Besides my own film study & analysis, I probably rely most @SameSongNDance's spreadsheet and a daily dose of Harris Football podcast.

But what if your subscription included delicious babies? 

 

[zftcg]

Well what do you know? Blank Gobbles had himself quite a day! 400/2 through the air, 80/2 on the ground. Easily the QB1 for the week.

All hail Blank Gobbles! 

 

[There it is]

Is this a real FBG thread?

 

[zftcg]

Is this a real FBG thread?

It is now.