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Admit something about yourself, try to tell the truth this time. (1 Viewer)

i brushed my teef wif moufwash this morning - that was after 3 large black coffees, and a pack of Marlboro Reds. and #### flossing.  

MINTY FRESH!!1!

 
After reading about the adventures of Az Ron with loaning a chick money, I went out and bought all of the clothing recommendations.  Still nothing :kicks rocks:

 
Da Guru said:
That is like being the All-Time hits leader in Japanese Baseball.  Try going head to head with the big boys in the majors like Tim.
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Post count is one thing. If someone calculated tims word per post count that record should hold until the inevitable heat death of the universe.

 
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Harry Manback said:
What the hell happened to him?
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He arrived, he beckoned the ladies to come hither, then he left. 

Sidenote:  Me and you are still XboxLive buddies from back in the Borderlands ( I think?) days  ; and every time my wife is in the room when your online notification comes up she gets angry at your name.  WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE NAMED THAT?!?

 
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RokNRole said:
If it’s recycled how could it have made it to the dump?
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My recycling plant is at the dump.  But again, this has no basis in logic.

I also don’t like small fast food napkins or those huge single ply rolls of toilet paper in public restrooms that are only two inches wide.

Maybe deep down inside, I am a paper elitist.  I’m not proud of it, but I am who I am.

 
lakerstan said:
My recycling plant is at the dump.  But again, this has no basis in logic.

I also don’t like small fast food napkins or those huge single ply rolls of toilet paper in public restrooms that are only two inches wide.

Maybe deep down inside, I am a paper elitist.  I’m not proud of it, but I am who I am.
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You sound like a solid candidate for carrying a handkerchief and a travel pack of baby wipes.

 
lakerstan said:
Like Luke Skywalker on Dagobah, I must face my fears.
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Sometimes I go to KFC for a 6 piece barbecue tender meal. They always throw in 2 or 3 wet nap packets. I have an enormous fear of getting sticky sauce on my hands so I eat the tenders with cutlery and put the wet naps in my wallet in case I ever have to poop in public.

 
Harry Manback said:
What the hell happened to him?
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AhrnCityPahnder said:
He arrived, he beckoned the ladies to come hither, then he left. 

Sidenote:  Me and you are still XboxLive buddies from back in the Borderlands ( I think?) days  ; and every time my wife is in the room when your online notification comes up she gets angry at your name.  WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE NAMED THAT?!?
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:lol: My wife has said the same thing a bunch of times. 

 
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AhrnCityPahnder said:
He arrived, he beckoned the ladies to come hither, then he left. 

Sidenote:  Me and you are still XboxLive buddies from back in the Borderlands ( I think?) days  ; and every time my wife is in the room when your online notification comes up she gets angry at your name.  WHY ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE NAMED THAT?!?
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LOL What's wrong with my name????

 
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