Polish Hammer
made of glass
I know this would likely not happen, but Franken should resign immediately - even if he has some semi-plausible story to try and explain it. Even if he doesn't want to resign, Democrat leadership should make it happen to set an example about how we (as a nation) should handle things like this. If they do so they could try to claim the moral high ground despite the event and maybe negate some of the whataboutism that has been happening with this stuff.
Oh, and assuming this happened even remotely like it has been described, Franken is an ###.
Oh, and assuming this happened even remotely like it has been described, Franken is an ###.