Alabama Sorority Video Controversy (1 Viewer)

[Parrothead]

Wonder if these girls have already gotten porn offers

they major in orgasmic chemistry

 

[Clifford]

For the "value tied to their appearance" part, those are the chicks that keep working out after they get married. I wish some coach had pulled me aside at some point and told me that.

 

[Bucky86]

I'm furiously masturbating

 

[tommyboy]

Im finished

 

[Christo]

You obviously have no idea what a joke academics are at U of A. If you get below a 4.0 you either never showed up for class or have no business being in college.

What does that have to do with my point, which was about average GPA relative to the overall Alabama student body?

That being aligned with it or even slightly above it is roughly akin to having a scan show basic brain activity.

So not really a feather in their cap if all their members maintain a 3.0 or above.

If memory serves, one of the smartest guys to ever grace the FFA was getting his PhD from there, but I suspect grad school is a different matter entirely.

Totally different. Several of their grad programs are in single-digit rankings nationally.

I attended my buddies Freshman geology class with him. Professor was forced to spend half the class explaining the law of superposition.

I'm 47 years old, have two bachelor's degrees, a JD, and am a CPA, but someone would have to explain the law of superposition to me.

 

[Bucky86]

You obviously have no idea what a joke academics are at U of A. If you get below a 4.0 you either never showed up for class or have no business being in college.

What does that have to do with my point, which was about average GPA relative to the overall Alabama student body?

That being aligned with it or even slightly above it is roughly akin to having a scan show basic brain activity.

So not really a feather in their cap if all their members maintain a 3.0 or above.

If memory serves, one of the smartest guys to ever grace the FFA was getting his PhD from there, but I suspect grad school is a different matter entirely.

Totally different. Several of their grad programs are in single-digit rankings nationally.

I attended my buddies Freshman geology class with him. Professor was forced to spend half the class explaining the law of superposition.

I'm 47 years old, have two bachelor's degrees, a JD, and am a CPA, but someone would have to explain the law of superposition to me.

It means boobs are awesome.

 

[Christo]

You obviously have no idea what a joke academics are at U of A. If you get below a 4.0 you either never showed up for class or have no business being in college.

What does that have to do with my point, which was about average GPA relative to the overall Alabama student body?

That being aligned with it or even slightly above it is roughly akin to having a scan show basic brain activity.

So not really a feather in their cap if all their members maintain a 3.0 or above.

If memory serves, one of the smartest guys to ever grace the FFA was getting his PhD from there, but I suspect grad school is a different matter entirely.

Totally different. Several of their grad programs are in single-digit rankings nationally.

I attended my buddies Freshman geology class with him. Professor was forced to spend half the class explaining the law of superposition.

I'm 47 years old, have two bachelor's degrees, a JD, and am a CPA, but someone would have to explain the law of superposition to me.

It means boobs are awesome.

I'm pretty sure I'd know that one.

 

[McGarnicle]

Still inconclusive. Each video on teh youtube suggests new videos to watch, and then I watch the new video and I have to take care of a personal issue and then I'm really not that interested anymore so I reply to some work emails and then I see this thread again and it starts all over.

 

[Steve Tasker]

I think before anyone comments more on the video in question, you owe it to yourself to view a few other sorority recruitment videos for comparison.

University of Miami Delta Gamma 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=10&v=sLRvS6-oLO4

University of Alabama Pi Beta Phi 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ41sevtlD4

University of Alabama Chi Omega 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eKsCs3uFLw

Florida State Kappa Alpha Theta 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MlIrCfHo8

Florida State Alpha Phi 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drwWHJJIaHw

I really made a terrible decision on where to go to college.

 

[Zow]

I think before anyone comments more on the video in question, you owe it to yourself to view a few other sorority recruitment videos for

comparison.

University of Miami Delta Gamma 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=10&v=sLRvS6-oLO4

University of Alabama Pi Beta Phi 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ41sevtlD4

University of Alabama Chi Omega 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eKsCs3uFLw

Florida State Kappa Alpha Theta 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-MlIrCfHo8

Florida State Alpha Phi 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drwWHJJIaHw

I really made a terrible decision on where to go to college.

I hear you. We didn't have girls like these at my college either.

 

[bosoxs45]

I only lasted 20 seconds.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This season on The Bachelor...

 

[Don Quixote]

Oregon Duck version

 

[D-Day]

Oregon Duck version

I only saw a white duck, and I can't believe I'm saying this about a recruiting video... "Put some pants on!"

 

[McGarnicle]

I have this fantasy where I live on a huge estate, and one wing is nothing but dormitories for all the women. Two bunk beds and 4 chicks per room, and 50 rooms. Mostly conventional 9's and 10's with the slender waists and big jugs, but a sprinkling of plump ones, different ethnicities etc. for variety. I like a nice big ### and thick thighs on a woman. Most would have responsibilities to help take care of the place because let's face it, an estate of that size requires a lot of upkeep. But mostly they'd walk around in skimpy outfits and service me whenever needed.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have this fantasy where I live on a huge estate, and one wing is nothing but dormitories for all the women. Two bunk beds and 4 chicks per room, and 50 rooms. Mostly conventional 9's and 10's with the slender waists and big jugs, but a sprinkling of plump ones, different ethnicities etc. for variety. I like a nice big ### and thick thighs on a woman. Most would have responsibilities to help take care of the place because let's face it, an estate of that size requires a lot of upkeep. But mostly they'd walk around in skimpy outfits and service me whenever needed.

What does your parole officer say about this fantasy?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

A frat at Harvard does a parody video:

http://www.bdcwire.com/a-harvard-frat-made-a-sorority-recruitment-video-parody-its-perfect/?p1=well_BDCwire_subheadline_hp

 

[fantasycurse42]

Was hoping for a porn follow-up

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

God Bless the University of Arizona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57elYU4q_Ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYFTwgaXMBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUdstNasVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWNZ8vG9Y0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0pggPldE7c

 

[McGarnicle]

God Bless the University of Arizona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57elYU4q_Ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYFTwgaXMBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUdstNasVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWNZ8vG9Y0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0pggPldE7c

In that second video they accidentally included a black girl.

 

[Koya]

I have this fantasy where I live on a huge estate, and one wing is nothing but dormitories for all the women. Two bunk beds and 4 chicks per room, and 50 rooms. Mostly conventional 9's and 10's with the slender waists and big jugs, but a sprinkling of plump ones, different ethnicities etc. for variety. I like a nice big ### and thick thighs on a woman. Most would have responsibilities to help take care of the place because let's face it, an estate of that size requires a lot of upkeep. But mostly they'd walk around in skimpy outfits and service me whenever needed.

Hef already did this. Worked well for him. Please send me an invite when built.

 

[wilked]

A frat at Harvard does a parody video:

http://www.bdcwire.com/a-harvard-frat-made-a-sorority-recruitment-video-parody-its-perfect/?p1=well_BDCwire_subheadline_hp

Calling that a parody is being pretty generous

 

[Galileo]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

 

[Fennis]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

I think we have a winner

 

[Das Boot]

Damn, those Mus sure can party.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

I think this is my favorite one out of all of them but am going to need watch this one as well as all the others again before I'm sure.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

Some people live a completely different life than I do.

 

[flapgreen]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

I think we have a winner

I should've went to the U.

 

[flapgreen]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

Some people live a completely different life than I do.

I know. Stinks

 

[Fennis]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

Some people live a completely different life than I do.

These girls must have been Mother Theresa or Gandhi in a previous life. There is no better life than being a hot chick.

 

[chauncey]

Delta Gamma at The U... http://uproxx.com/webculture/university-of-miami-sorority-video/

Amazing that there was only one tattoo in that entire video.

 

[chauncey]

God Bless the University of Arizona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57elYU4q_Ls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYFTwgaXMBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJUdstNasVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWNZ8vG9Y0I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0pggPldE7c

I love U of A girls. Not as smart/serious as Carolina girls, not as skanky as ASU girls, the perfect mix. I am going to have to add U of A girl to the 2016 #####et list.

Any of you guys near Tucson? I'll be there in a few weeks for work and wouldn't mind hitting up 4th ave or Bens/Frog.