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All RBs SuX0r (1 Viewer)

doughboydeluxe

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LJ sucks - Roaf retired, Vermeil and Saunders are gone

LT sucks - Brees left, teams will stack the line against the inexperienced Rivers

Alexander sucks - Hutchinson left, no way he scores all those TDs again

Tiki sucks - he's old and Jacobs will vulture TDs at the goal line

Portis sucks - he's hurt and has to deal with Duckett now

Steven Jackson sucks - he's having problems with his heel, STL's line sucks, and they are bringing in the legendary Stephen Davis to vulture TDs

Ronnie Brown sucks - his OL sucks, he can only run in a straight line

Caddy sucks - his OL sucks, he was hurt last year, Pittman and Alstott will steal touches and TDs

Lamont Jordan sucks - his OL sucks, Aaron Brooks sucks, he won't catch any passes

Edge sucks - his OL sucks, the Cards will be passing too much

Rudi sucks - he doesn't catch any passes, Palmer's health questionable

Westbrook sucks - he's always hurt, doesn't get enough touches, may not get goal line work

McGahee sucks - his OL sucks, no passing game to keep defenders from stacking the box

FWP sucks - Haynes will end up getting goal line work, PIT will pass more

Bush sucks - his OL sucks, has to split with Deuce, he's a rookie and rookies suck

Dunn sucks - Vick will vulture goal line TDs since Duckett is gone

Kevin Jones sucks - he just sucks, plain and simple

Droughns sucks - his OL sucks, hell his whole offense sucks

Julius sucks - always hurt, Barber will steal touches

Foster sucks - always hurt, Williams will steal touches

Dillon sucks - old and broke down, Maroney will steal touches

Jamal Lewis sucks - broke down, Mike Anderson will steal touches, NcNair wll vulture at the goal line

Chester Taylor sucks - never been the feature back before, Vikings offense sucks

Frank Gore sucks - 49ers will be behind all the time, his OL sucks

Do I need to keep going? Woe is me! The sky is falling!

 
Manning sucks - lost Edge, down season last year

Palmer sucks - injured

Brady sucks - no one to throw to

Eli sucks - fewer attempts this year, too many picks

Hasselbeck sucks - WRs injured, lost hutch

McNabb sucks - no one to throw to, no offense in general helping him out

Vick? - just signed lelie, duckett gone so could see 10+ TDs this year...

DRAFT VICK!!!!!

 
Somebody out of Chris Brown, Thomas jones, Cedric Benson, Fred Taylor and Ahman Green is going to make an owner very very very happy.....I just wish I knew which one :banned: :cry:

The owner that goes high with the consistent WRs and hits the HR with one or 2 of these RBs will be set

 
For those of you that need to know this stuff:

Suck Count - 37

Word Count - 346

almost 11% of the post, well...sucked.

 
Steve Smith - enter keyshawn

Chad Johnson - Palmer hurt

Larry Fitz - See Anquan

Anquan Boldin - See Fitz

Torry Holt - injured the ole sternum

Randy Moss - oakland sucks, brooks sucks

Harrison - Down here for manning, edge left

Ward - hurt

Djax - knee

Walker - knee last year

 
Steve Smith - enter keyshawn Hamstring

Chad Johnson - Palmer hurt

Larry Fitz - See Anquan

Anquan Boldin - See Fitz Hamstring

Torry Holt - injured the ole sternum

Randy Moss - oakland sucks, brooks sucks

Harrison - Down here for manning, edge left

Ward - hurt

Djax - knee

Walker - knee last year
Also, Don't forget TO - Hamstring and he's TO.
 
I'm not drafting anyone. I'm counting on everyone sucking so bad that every other team will have negative points.

 

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