Armored Combat League - This will end with a death IMO (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

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The video has some NSFW language in it, so be forewarned.

I'm not sure how someone hasn't already died doing this. These dudes are the bravest dorks I've ever seen. Hands down. Unattached to their arms, I'm guessing.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

They look big and bad now, but wait until I cast lightning bolt. They'll see.

 

[msommer]

The look on that one guys face when the guy at the white board essentially says "Go left" is priceless

 

[Quez]

I'm embarrassed we sent those LARPer nerds over to Poland to represent the USA. We need to send some of our NFL rejects. It's more about pushing people to the ground than fighting with weapons. A good strategy might be ditching the swords all together and just Bull rush with a shield.

 

[Ned]

Rousey would win with no armor.

 

[shady inc]

i watched on mute, i don't understand how you win?

or is this the kind of thing where there are no winners

 

[Cjw_55106]

i watched on mute, i don't understand how you win?

or is this the kind of thing where there are no winners

They all look like losers to me, but the rules are simple. You get pushed to the ground, you're out.

 

[Kal El]

i watched on mute, i don't understand how you win?

or is this the kind of thing where there are no winners

They all look like losers to me, but the rules are simple. You get pushed to the ground, you're out.

So it's kind of like sumo wrestling, but for nerds?

 

[Cjw_55106]

i watched on mute, i don't understand how you win?

or is this the kind of thing where there are no winners

They all look like losers to me, but the rules are simple. You get pushed to the ground, you're out.

So it's kind of like sumo wrestling, but for nerds?

And the next big thing in extreme sports...even if the video is two years old and it hasnt caught on yet.

 

[Quez]

I wonder how sharp the blades are? Also, can you stab the sword in their facemask?

 

[Bucky86]

seems like getting a bunch of short fat guys may be the way to go.

 

[jonessed]

I wonder how sharp the blades are? Also, can you stab the sword in their facemask?

Seems like you would want to use a mace or a war hammer, but I didn't see any. Must be banned.

I'm guessing those blades are very dull. You wouldn't want anything that could pierce the armor.

 

[AAABatteries]

They look big and bad now, but wait until I cast lightning bolt. They'll see.

Dammit Ivan, I just about choked to death reading this post while eating.

 

[Dickies]

Basically look like a bunch of LARPers that traded in their styrofoam weapons for metal ones.

 

[Quez]

It does look fun though...

 

[TheIronSheik]

It does look fun though...

Fun to watch, at least.

 

[Fennis]

It does look fun though...

Fun to watch, at least.

once you've been to Medieval Times, all the competitors seem boring.

Go Green Knight!

 

[Fat Nick]

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The video has some NSFW language in it, so be forewarned.

I'm not sure how someone hasn't already died doing this. These dudes are the bravest dorks I've ever seen. Hands down. Unattached to their arms, I'm guessing.

Nobody has recognized this pun. I applaud it. With both hands still attached.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

That vid is like 2 years old. Anybody die yet?

 

[fruity pebbles]

Be fun if someone got way too in to it and came in with a sharpened sword.

 

[culdeus]

These guys play 5v5. So if we really want to dominate the world we need to send our best athletes.

1.1 Ray Rice

1.2 ADP

1.3 Greg Hardy

1.4 Von Miller

1.5 Johnny Manziel