Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I think bathing with your kids is totally fine. I adopt a 16 year old Asian girl every year just for this purpose.
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At what age should baths with a parent stop? UPDATE in Post 368 (1 Viewer)
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I can't fit in my bathtub. 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I bang my wife in front of the kids. There isn't a hole penetrated or humiliating act they haven't witnessed. Just last week they got to see a Dirty Sanchez and a blumpkin. I always make sure to always finish by spraying all over her jewelry box.
It's all perfectly natural. Amazing how uptight you all are.
It's all perfectly natural. Amazing how uptight you all are.
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IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
bagger
Footballguy
i would feel really weird being in a bathtub naked with my kids. Giving them a bath is fine, playing rubber ducky naked with them....that's.....weird.
Wildcat
Footballguy
yes, it sounds especially useful for wives that don't want to have secks with their husbands. Nothing like defending the perimeter with your children or using a child chastity belt.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
Scoresman
Footballguy
everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
So a shower is ok?everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
If your wife doesn't want to have sex with you, co-sleeping is not the problem. Her not wanting to have sex with you is the problem.yes, it sounds especially useful for wives that don't want to have secks with their husbands. Nothing like defending the perimeter with your children or using a child chastity belt.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
FUBAR
Footballguy
of course. We don't want the kids to think anything is taboo about it. Then they'd want it.
Scoresman
Footballguy
In terms of filth, yes. But you don't really give infants a shower.So a shower is ok?everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
FUBAR
Footballguy
up to a point, yes.So a shower is ok?everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
just no golden showers.
FUBAR
Footballguy
I did, once. About a minute into it I realized how bad an idea it was as the little bugger gets slippery.In terms of filth, yes. But you don't really give infants aSo a shower is ok?everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
In terms of filth, yes. But you don't really give infants a shower.So a shower is ok?everyone's focusing on showing your kids the dong in this thread, but not many are addressing how filthy it is. That's my biggest issue with it. Bathwater is gross with just one person in there, now you've got 2 with one of them not being old enough to know not to drink the water.I have never bathed with my son. But, it's not as weird as many of you are making it out to be. Relax. I don't make it a point to be nude in front of anyone in my family but making it a thing of shame from a very young age is just as potentially strange as those of you who are somehow sexualizing the idea of bath with a 2 year old.
Co-sleeping works for some people. Relax. What the F is wrong with you people who could roll over on a baby and smother it and not wake up? If you're that deep of a sleeper sounds like your wife is also at risk. Get some sort of beeper, Rip van winkle.
I've taken my potshots at moops over the years, but put me on TEAM MOOPS in this thread.
Next time one of you family-time bathers need to clean your kid, you might as well just go diarrhea in a cup and pour it over your baby's head. It will end up just as clean.
boots11234
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Your wife gave birth in a HOSPITAL?!?!?
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I almost smothered a kitten once when it slept in my bed. I woke up and it was under the pillow. Thought it was dead for sure. Actually true.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
WTF is wrong with you puritans? The best part of visiting the parents around the holidays is getting back into the tub with dad.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Maybe I missed it, but after 7 pages the OP's question still isn't answered. For those who believe this is an acceptable activity, at what age is it no longer acceptable? If 7 is okay, is 11 okay too? 13? And why in your opinion does it become wrong at a certain age?
Scoresman
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
The question assumes it is okay, so I'm interested in responses from those who agree with that premise.
Scoresman
Footballguy
some guy answered that it's easier to take off all your clothes and join the kid in the tub than it is to reach six inches inside the tub to hold them down.
McGarnicle
Footballguy
shadyridr
Footballguy
id say once you can start playing Guess Whos Pube
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shadyridr
Footballguy
17seconds
root of all aliai
I actually hate bathing the kids outside the tub because it kills my back. 15mins of bathing a kid and my back hurts for a day. It's the only activity that does that to my back, which is weird. My wife almost always does it.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
when can kids start bathing themselves without supervision? That's the time when it should stop.
Kanil
Footballguy
I suppose it's fine to bathe with your kids. I've never done it at home but have showered in the family rooms at the pool or on the beach. I'd say you stop before the kid is old enough to remember doing it. I do remember my parents taking showers with my younger brother and I'm sure I took some with them as well but don't remember. So what is that, 3-ish?
However, one IMPORTANT thing to do is let your kid see your pecker when they're around 10 years old. For the rest of their lives they'll remember how huge your cack is compared to theirs. It will really help establish dominance through those trying teenage years.
However, one IMPORTANT thing to do is let your kid see your pecker when they're around 10 years old. For the rest of their lives they'll remember how huge your cack is compared to theirs. It will really help establish dominance through those trying teenage years.
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shadyridr
Footballguy
this is actually true. That being said, am i the only one who doesnt actually scrub my kid. I just fill up the tub with tons of bubbles and tell him to wash his crack and balls eith a washcloth. Only thing i actually wash now is his hair.I actually hate bathing the kids outside the tub because it kills my back. 15mins of bathing a kid and my back hurts for a day. It's the only activity that does that to my back, which is weird. My wife almost always does it.
shadyridr
Footballguy
really? I wouldnt dare leave my 4 yr old unsupervised in the bath for more than a second
boots11234
Footballguy
What do if your 4 year old reaches for her sponge Bob sponge and accidentally grabs Mr Helmet?
Wait WUT?
Wait WUT?
boots11234
Footballguy
This.this is actually true. That being said, am i the only one who doesnt actually scrub my kid. I just fill up the tub with tons of bubbles and tell him to wash his crack and balls eith a washcloth. Only thing i actually wash now is his hair.I actually hate bathing the kids outside the tub because it kills my back. 15mins of bathing a kid and my back hurts for a day. It's the only activity that does that to my back, which is weird. My wife almost always does it.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
I do the same thing with my dogs, but I make sure they are more like 10 weeks old in order to have the same effect.
17seconds
root of all aliai
My kid's will probably be bigger than mine when he's 10. That kid is seriously blessed. The nurse even said "you got a porn star there" when she saw the ultrasound. not kidding
When they start supporting wood when mommy is rubbing them down is probably a sign they might be getting too old for this.
Well to be fair, both my kids ended up in the NIC unit for a bit, so it all worked out in the end.Your wife gave birth in a HOSPITAL?!?!?
Kanil
Footballguy
shadyridr
Footballguy
how big is the mailmans ****?
FUBAR
Footballguy
RUSF18
Footballguy
I've heard every prospective father say the same story about their son.
Except mine, unfortunately.
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