avoiding having sex (1 Viewer)

[fatness]

NO GIRLS ALLOWED IN MY FORT!

As a method of avoiding sex the dropkick from the couch deserves mention. And this:

My only method of evasion was to fall backwards behind the dryer and wait until backup arrived. Three friends heard her calling for help and sprung me from being trapped between the wall and the dryer. I left the room with them as my guardians. I’ll never forget the terror of being wedged back there, while watching her fat hot-dog fingers try to molest me from above.”

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What a bunch of homos.

 

[Raider Nation]

They should just get married.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

They should just get married.

It's funny because it's true.