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Bachelor Party (FFA Rated R) (1 Viewer)

I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.
Thanks :thumbup: Shocked anything with the title "Bachelor Party" doesn't get axed.
Next week we'll get you s:e:t up right so you can give us the uncensored blow-by-blow.
NO!!! THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!!!
I don't know. I feel like that new place may have run it's course. I feel like my prediction of it being bigger than Google may have been a little overhyped. That's my bad.

 
I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.
Thanks :thumbup: Shocked anything with the title "Bachelor Party" doesn't get axed.
Next week we'll get you s:e:t up right so you can give us the uncensored blow-by-blow.
NO!!! THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!!!
I don't know. I feel like that new place may have run it's course. I feel like my prediction of it being bigger than Google may have been a little overhyped. That's my bad.
Have faith.

I was watching the National Geographic Channel the other night and they had a mini-series on about the 80s and 90s.

One thing they focused on was the beginning of CNN and the idea of 24-hour news. They talked about how, in the beginning, CNN had all sorts of issues: sets falling down, news anchors making mistakes, not having the budget to cover enough stories to fill 24 hours, etc.

Then, Baby Jessica (McClure) fell down thw well. CNN focused all of their resources to covering that story. And because they were the only 24 hour news outlet at the time, people were glued to CNN around the clock. It was their watershed moment, and the rest is history, as they say.

What the new forum needs is that moment. The exclusive rights to that one story that everyonewill sign up to read. That thread that will springboard the forum. FC42's Vegas stories could be that thread!

We need our baby in the well!

 
I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.
Thanks :thumbup: Shocked anything with the title "Bachelor Party" doesn't get axed.
Next week we'll get you s:e:t up right so you can give us the uncensored blow-by-blow.
NO!!! THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!!!
I don't know. I feel like that new place may have run it's course. I feel like my prediction of it being bigger than Google may have been a little overhyped. That's my bad.
Have faith.

I was watching the National Geographic Channel the other night and they had a mini-series on about the 80s and 90s.

One thing they focused on was the beginning of CNN and the idea of 24-hour news. They talked about how, in the beginning, CNN had all sorts of issues: sets falling down, news anchors making mistakes, not having the budget to cover enough stories to fill 24 hours, etc.

Then, Baby Jessica (McClure) fell down thw well. CNN focused all of their resources to covering that story. And because they were the only 24 hour news outlet at the time, people were glued to CNN around the clock. It was their watershed moment, and the rest is history, as they say.

What the new forum needs is that moment. The exclusive rights to that one story that everyonewill sign up to read. That thread that will springboard the forum. FC42's Vegas stories could be that thread!

We need our baby in the well!
Nobody puts baby in the well. :hot:

 
I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.
Thanks :thumbup: Shocked anything with the title "Bachelor Party" doesn't get axed.
Next week we'll get you s:e:t up right so you can give us the uncensored blow-by-blow.
NO!!! THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!!!
I don't know. I feel like that new place may have run it's course. I feel like my prediction of it being bigger than Google may have been a little overhyped. That's my bad.
Have faith.I was watching the National Geographic Channel the other night and they had a mini-series on about the 80s and 90s.

One thing they focused on was the beginning of CNN and the idea of 24-hour news. They talked about how, in the beginning, CNN had all sorts of issues: sets falling down, news anchors making mistakes, not having the budget to cover enough stories to fill 24 hours, etc.

Then, Baby Jessica (McClure) fell down thw well. CNN focused all of their resources to covering that story. And because they were the only 24 hour news outlet at the time, people were glued to CNN around the clock. It was their watershed moment, and the rest is history, as they say.

What the new forum needs is that moment. The exclusive rights to that one story that everyonewill sign up to read. That thread that will springboard the forum. FC42's Vegas stories could be that thread!

We need our baby in the well!
Nobody puts baby in the well. :hot:
Give me a baby and I'll do it myself.

 
I can't believe this thread is still here.

Have fun consorting with gamblers and harlots, you infidel. Get used to the hot weather.
Thanks :thumbup: Shocked anything with the title "Bachelor Party" doesn't get axed.
Next week we'll get you s:e:t up right so you can give us the uncensored blow-by-blow.
NO!!! THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!!!
I don't know. I feel like that new place may have run it's course. I feel like my prediction of it being bigger than Google may have been a little overhyped. That's my bad.
Have faith.I was watching the National Geographic Channel the other night and they had a mini-series on about the 80s and 90s.

One thing they focused on was the beginning of CNN and the idea of 24-hour news. They talked about how, in the beginning, CNN had all sorts of issues: sets falling down, news anchors making mistakes, not having the budget to cover enough stories to fill 24 hours, etc.

Then, Baby Jessica (McClure) fell down thw well. CNN focused all of their resources to covering that story. And because they were the only 24 hour news outlet at the time, people were glued to CNN around the clock. It was their watershed moment, and the rest is history, as they say.

What the new forum needs is that moment. The exclusive rights to that one story that everyonewill sign up to read. That thread that will springboard the forum. FC42's Vegas stories could be that thread!

We need our baby in the well!
Nobody puts baby in the well. :hot:
Give me a baby and I'll do it myself.
:lmao: :lmao:

 
The GF went away today for the weekend and the kid is with the grandparents. I double checked to make sure the GF isn't going to Las Vegas. I feel much better now.

On a side note: Now that I have an entire weekend to myself, I realized that I am a loser. Gonna play golf on Sunday. But other than that, it'll probably be a weekend of seeing how many times I can wet the washcloth. :mellow:

 
The GF went away today for the weekend and the kid is with the grandparents. I double checked to make sure the GF isn't going to Las Vegas. I feel much better now.

On a side note: Now that I have an entire weekend to myself, I realized that I am a loser. Gonna play golf on Sunday. But other than that, it'll probably be a weekend of seeing how many times I can wet the washcloth. :mellow:
Wet the washcloth... :lol:

 
The GF went away today for the weekend and the kid is with the grandparents. I double checked to make sure the GF isn't going to Las Vegas. I feel much better now.

On a side note: Now that I have an entire weekend to myself, I realized that I am a loser. Gonna play golf on Sunday. But other than that, it'll probably be a weekend of seeing how many times I can wet the washcloth. :mellow:
Wet the washcloth... :lol:
:bowtie:

That's a Sheik-Original © from way back.

 
I believe the exclusive deal he signed with the other board means he can't tell his story here for another 6 weeks.

 
It was a real #### show... There was one occasion where I was physically unable to move, this was at the pool party - i needed a friend to come over, dump water on me, and asked him to pour some red bull down my throat. There were multiple opportunities to engage in sex which I was able to turn down, one of which I was so incapacitated it was extremely difficult turning down. I am proud of myself as I did the right thing by my wife and didn't have to come home with any guilt, or at least real guilt that would stick around.

The bachelorettes are always the biggest whores. I was sitting on a couch at our table at a nightclub on Friday and this chick with her bachelorette sash lifts her shirt in front of everyone shakes her #### in my face (basically did the work of motorboating for me) for what felt like a long time. There was so much debauchery I don't even know where to begin. Girls in Vegas go there for the exact same purpose as dudes. A friend of mine nailed a bachelorette in our hotel room basically in front of everyone. It looked like she wanted others to join in. This was at like 7 oclock in the afternoon.

I slept for about 6 hours in 60. Even with artificial help, it was a struggle keeping my eyes open and surviving by 3am Sunday. After everything this trip lived up to the hype, quite possibly the craziest weekend of my life, def the craziest weekend of my life that didn't involve nailing random strange. My body is still exhausted and I still feel hungover, I got home Monday. Wife has been cool too, I had sex with her right away upon coming home... I don't remember being this horny since I was like 18, I guess that is what endless #### and ### will do to you.

It'll be tough getting another pass for one of these, but I need to participate in at least 2 more of them in my lifetime.

 

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