Baloney Sandwich
Footballguy
What are you hoping to accomplish with this look?
Why you checking out dudes?What are you hoping to accomplish with this look?
If you're balding and want a stache, full dome is the only way to go. The hair horseshoe and cookie duster look is no bueno.
Only members of the police department qualify...at least according to tv.Moustaches are no bueno about 99.295% of the time, according to my research.
Yep. Become the new Glen Hughes or a member of Negan's crew.Village People biopic casting?
November mustaches are bueno, and when taking down a full beard, a mustache for a day to mock those with mustaches also bueno. By my math, that's approximately 82% no bueno.![]()
Frankly once you go horseshoe, you need to give up the ghost and shave it unless you've got a horribly misshapen skull.
Moustaches are no bueno about 99.295% of the time, according to my research.
This is fair. I failed to take November into account.November mustaches are bueno, and when taking down a full beard, a mustache for a day to mock those with mustaches also bueno. By my math, that's approximately 82% no bueno.
goatee, and it ain't even closeWhat's a worse look?
1) Moustache (aka cop)
2) Goatee (aka IT guy, baseball player, or gay porn videostore clerk)
Tough call..
You got that right!The General said:It depends on the person. Some people can pull off the stache.
Have to appreciate the dedication.
oh, goatee no doubt[icon] said:What's a worse look?
1) Moustache (aka cop)
2) Goatee (aka IT guy, baseball player, or gay porn videostore clerk)
Tough call..
Ive seen the goatee pulled off fine. As with most facial hair, the person and sometimes their personality dictate whether they can pull it off.oh, goatee no doubt
i've seen some killer moustache's but never a good goatee. had one right out of high school in '93. the thought that they looked cool died out around '93.
i rocked one (goatee) for a minute, same era - remember that time very well, as it was when i was doing blue pencil editing at the Daily News ... was a pool of secretaries on the off shift, great majority of them were Slavs - and they dug the living #### outta that look - ergo, when in Rome (or Belgrade, via Queens)oh, goatee no doubt
i've seen some killer moustache's but never a good goatee. had one right out of high school in '93. the thought that they looked cool died out around '93.
i'll take "what i picture people named Beauregard look like for 500, Alex"bald, 2-ft pony tail, skydog allman mutton chops rolled into a walrus stache - i got it ALL, baby!!
i'll take "what i picture people named Beauregard look like for 500, Alex"
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Priest? Amway? Walmart Greeter?I have to keep my hair short and neat and no beard each day at work so every now and then I'll grow an ugly moustache out just because![]()
Does this research include rides?[icon] said:![]()
Frankly once you go horseshoe, you need to give up the ghost and shave it unless you've got a horribly misshapen skull.
Moustaches are no bueno about 99.295% of the time, according to my research.
rule 1 - be attractiveIve seen the goatee pulled off fine. As with most facial hair, the person and sometimes their personality dictate whether they can pull it off.
Aint that the truth. If you are good looking enough, you can pull off damn near anything.rule 1 - be attractive
rule 2 - don't be unattractive