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[Eminence]

Kelvin Benjamin

Sammy Watkins

Mike Evans

Andre Williams

Lache Seastrunk

Ka'Deem Carey

Marquise Lee

Davante Adams

Bishop Sankey

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This happened to Big Daddy Kane once, it all ended pretty well in the CVS parking lot IIRC.

 

[Soulfly3]

you meet this bird on Tinder?

 

[jon_mx]

So every time your feelings get a little hurt, you have the urge to start a thread so people can make fun of your situation?

 

[Soulfly3]

So every time your feelings get a little hurt, you have the urge to start a thread so people can make fun of your situation?

With a little guidance, he'll be pelvis deep in sweet poonani.

 

[Eminence]

So every time your feelings get a little hurt, you have the urge to start a thread so people can make fun of your situation?

You guys help me get to the root of my incompetence.

 

[Eminence]

She messaged me back asking what I was doing tonight! Thread off! Thread off!

 

[Soulfly3]

She messaged me back asking what I was doing tonight! Thread off! Thread off!

#### that!!!! you need us (me) more than ever, now...

update.. we'll guide

 

[jon_mx]

She messaged me back asking what I was doing tonight! Thread off! Thread off!

Hard Delete!

 

[jon_mx]

She messaged me back asking what I was doing tonight! Thread off! Thread off!

#### that!!!! you need us (me) more than ever, now...

update.. we'll guide

No doubt. He needs to know when the appropriate time to sent a pic of his junk.

 

[Flying V]

Get a tattoo on your schlong that says PROPERTY OF (insert girl's name here) or something along the same vein. Then send her a picture of it. Chicks love that schtick!

 

[Eminence]

I responded,

"Working till 11, then nothing planned."

 

[inca911]

I responded,

"Working till 11, then nothing planned."

Weak and passive. Come up with a plan of the great evening you'll have, and don't leave all the moves to her. Horrible response. Definitely post here to get help before you hit "send" if that's the best you've got.

 

[jon_mx]

I responded,

"Working till 11, then nothing planned."

Weak and passive. Come up with a plan of the great evening you'll have, and don't leave all the moves to her. Horrible response. Definitely post here to get help before you hit "send" if that's the best you've got.

No kidding....should have been something like. 'Hey, I am off at 11, where do you want to meet?" Em's response could be ignored.

 

[Eminence]

Now she's ignoring me again, i knew this was a trap.

 

[jon_mx]

Now she's ignoring me again, i knew this was a trap.

You gave her nothing that demanded a response. Very easy to ignore.

 

[jon_mx]

Now she's ignoring me again, i knew this was a trap.

Text her again and say...."Let's meet xxxxx at 1130. See you there."

 

[Eminence]

"Meet @ Steak and Shake at 1130ish?"

 

[Politician Spock]

I responded,

"Working till 11, then nothing planned."

You bought high and sold low here.

 

[jon_mx]

"Meet @ Steak and Shake at 1130ish?"

Can't you find a place that serves alcohol?

 

[TxBuckeye]

So every time your feelings get a little hurt, you have the urge to start a thread so people can make fun of your situation?

You guys help me get to the root of my incompotence.

 

[Apple Jack]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

 

[sports_fan]

What a hitch! All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...

It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

-.-

Won't you need money for this?

 

[Eminence]

Is this girl ####### with me? Boy am I getting pissed.

 

[Wingnut]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

For reals. No one is this clueless.

 

[jon_mx]

What a hitch! All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...

It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

-.-

Won't you need money for this?

Well he is selling off part of his stock portfolio to take her to Steak-n-Shake.

 

[TxBuckeye]

SPIT. THE. HOOK.

I highly doubt anyone here posting really believes the story. They are just playing along.

 

[jamny]

No 16 was more interesting.

 

[Eminence]

Now I'm just upset.

 

[sports_fan]

What a hitch! All I want to do is buy her nice things and tell her how pretty she is and nothing...

It's like she doesn't know that I'm the man.

-.-

Won't you need money for this?

Well he is selling off part of his stock portfolio to take her to Steak-n-Shake.

Lets hope he remembered to budget for gas.

 

[Ilov80s]

What's the backstory here?

 

[jamny]

What's the backstory here?

I don't think there is one.

 

[Eminence]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

 

[Ilov80s]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

Who is John? What is going on?

 

[jon_mx]

What's the backstory here?

I don't think there is one.

He hasn't been laid in a year.

 

[Ilov80s]

What's the backstory here?

I don't think there is one.

He hasn't been laid in a year.

I have read that. I meant just with this particular girl.

 

[The Kerminator]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

Who is John? What is going on?

John works the photo counter at Walgreen's I think.

 

[sports_fan]

are you disabled?

 

[Ilov80s]

I got back this response,

" John u guys are drinking tonight lol so it's cool I think I'm meeting up with Cassandra any how"

####### John, that cockblocking son of a #####.

Who is John? What is going on?

John works the photo counter at Walgreen's I think.

Oh that's some major competition.

 

[Mario Kart]

lol, Em is sad and nursing his blue balls.

Thank you, John and Cassandra.

 

[Eminence]

I'm really upset and don't know what to do. Do I message her back at all? Now I gotta go home and finish my homework.

This is ####### stupid.

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm really upset and don't know what to do. Do I message her back at all? Now I gotta go home and finish my homework.

This is ####### stupid.

If you ever want a shot at her or a friend of hers, do not message her.

 

[Jayrod]

You should probably let her know how upset she is making you. Women love men who are in touch with their feelings and can express them. She'll be putty in your hands, Ace.

 

[ConnSKINS26]

Clueless. Had her right where you wanted her and didn't even know it. You are passive as ####.

 

[Ilov80s]

Em, if you need a life coach, let me know.

 

[T Bell]

She messaged me back asking what I was doing tonight! Thread off! Thread off!

By all means don't tell her the truth...

Spoiler

massaging mom's corns

 

[Politician Spock]

Do you have a boombox and the latest Peter Gabriel tape?

 

[rockaction]

This happened to Big Daddy Kane once, it all ended pretty well in the CVS parking lot IIRC.

I just googled Big Daddy Kane and CVS and the third listing in the search result was Dr. D's comment.

They're watching....

 

[rockaction]

Do you have a boombox and the latest Peter Gabriel tape?

I almost did this once as an ironic gesture. I'm glad I'm lazy.

 

[flapgreen]

This happened to Big Daddy Kane once, it all ended pretty well in the CVS parking lot IIRC.

Classic.