Be part of a "team"? (1 Viewer)

[Worm]

I heard it ain't gay if the balls don't touch...

 

[Draftnik]

You should print out your avatar and hand it to the boyfriend.You are now entering Otis.

Foreshadowing. This has obviously been lurking in the depths of Otis' mind for some time now.

 

[pricklypete]

Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .

Raises kind of an interesting question. At what point does it become not gay? If it's you, a girl, and another guy, navigating a limited number of square inches of heterospace without encountering manmeat could be tricky. With two chicks, you have a natural separation, but does utilizing space recently occupied by another guy make it a gay activity? What about 3 women? 10? 100? Where does the gay stop and the orgiastic pleasure of heteroflesh take over?

I think its gay once there are less or an equal amount females in the room in relation to males.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I heard it ain't gay if the balls don't touch...

Yeah, the situation where both of her below-the-waist portals are occupied would be right out for me. The orbs are just way too close.

 

[Sack-Religious]

The inevitable...

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God, this was played perfectly. Outstanding!

 

[RC94]

Otis has never seen Law and Order, has he? Otis is the guy they find dead in the hotel, tied to the bedposts and laying in a pool of his own blood.

 

[Polish Hammer]

I see this ending like the RollerGirl in the Limo scene near the end of Boogie Nights.

"Make it more sexy, Otis!"

 

[adonis]

You should go for it, cause, I mean, who knows, her and her hubby could be the ones you settle down with for th rest of your lives.

 

[Woz]

I don't know man, you know if she's that dude's gf and it looks like she is not very independent of him because she turned down your other advances, I'm guessing the other guy would want to be in complete control and that'd be too awkward for me.

 

[mr. furley]

You should go for it, cause, I mean, who knows, her and her hubby could be the ones you settle down with for th rest of your lives.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The inevitable...

From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AMSubject: FW: Surprise 3someReply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: HarrySent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AMThis came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.-- Want more FREE Porn? Click HERE for a free adult DVD rental delivered right to your door. Otis_Hungarian_wronghole.wmv1886K Download

God, this was played perfectly. Outstanding!

Too beautiful for words...should have sent a poet.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

 

[Sweeper]

Since you may change your mind after a few drinks, I'd bring plenty of Astroglide and DO NOT ENTER sign that you can hang around your neck. Seems foolproof.

DO IT!

. I mean really .... good posting.

here fishy fishy fishy

I asssure you that if I were going to go it would be far more outlandish than this.

I don't understand how and why people think that anything even slightly out of the ordinary is . Some of these guys need to get out of the house a bit and live. Only then will they see that sometimes, life is worth living. Sometimes, funny things happen. Sometimes, there is more to one's day then sitting at the computer on a message board all day while you are supposed to be working.

 

[QUEZILLA]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

Those pictures are hillarious what are they from?

 

[One]

>-|

 

[beaglemac]

Your Avatar is fitting for this...

 

[Grey Pilgrim]

Performance anxiety?

I actually thought about this. I'm not quite sure I could even operate the equipment with the foreman looking over my shoulder.

 

[One]

This sounds an aweful lot like a Nip/Tuck Christian Troy senario.

It sounds cool, but it's just not worth it.

The last place I'd like to be when a husband turns jealous is inside his wife.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

You should do this solely for the fact that the :e: thread would be legendary.

 

[ElGatoLoco]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

 

[SuperJohn96]

Other Dude: "Who wants a mustache ride?"

(in unison) Hostess & Otis: "I do! I do!"

 

[Sack-Religious]

Other Dude: "Who wants a mustache ride?"

(in unison) Hostess & Otis: "I do! I do!"

Could we call them "Hostis" if this is ever consummated?

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .

Raises kind of an interesting question. At what point does it become not gay? If it's you, a girl, and another guy, navigating a limited number of square inches of heterospace without encountering manmeat could be tricky. With two chicks, you have a natural separation, but does utilizing space recently occupied by another guy make it a gay activity? What about 3 women? 10? 100? Where does the gay stop and the orgiastic pleasure of heteroflesh take over?

I think its gay once there are less or an equal amount females in the room in relation to males.

I think you may want to rethink your math here. 1 female + 1 male = gay? Interesting theory.

 

[General Malaise]

The inevitable...

From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AMSubject: FW: Surprise 3someReply | Reply to all | Forward | Print | Add sender to Contacts list | Delete this message | Report phishing | Show original | Message text garbled? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------From: HarrySent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AMThis came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.-- Want more FREE Porn? Click HERE for a free adult DVD rental delivered right to your door. Otis_Hungarian_wronghole.wmv1886K Download

 

[Tough As Nails]

Serious onslaught potential here. This is your chance.

 

[Print Is Dead]

Before you go in, there's something I must tell you. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

This man knows what he's talking about.

 

[Print Is Dead]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Before you go in, there's something I must tell you. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

This man knows what he's talking about.

I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing, what do you mean "bad?"

 

[General Malaise]

Otis: "Oh baby, yeah...you are so wet! Otis likes it when ladies get panty pudding over Otis"

Hostess: "Oh, that's not me, silly. That's left over from my husband."

Otis: "Otis is going to vomit now and then Otis is going to jump in front of a Subway"

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

Hot, huh?

 

[Print Is Dead]

Before you go in, there's something I must tell you. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

This man knows what he's talking about.

I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing, what do you mean "bad?"

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every heterosexual molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

[The Juggernaut]

Go for it dude! Make sure you get to be lucky Pierre though.

 

[Print Is Dead]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

Hot, huh?

yup. i love troll/demon/whatever porn.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Before you go in, there's something I must tell you. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

This man knows what he's talking about.

I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing, what do you mean "bad?"

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every heterosexual molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Right, that's bad. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

 

[Sack-Religious]

Otis: "Oh baby, yeah...you are so wet! Otis likes it when ladies get panty pudding over Otis"Hostess: "Oh, that's not me, silly. That's left over from my husband."Otis: "Otis is going to vomit now and then Otis is going to jump in front of a Subway"

:X :waterallovermymonitor:

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Otis, what is the possibility of this happening?

Hot, huh?

yup. i love troll/demon/whatever porn.

This thread's about as entertaining as any in the last week.

 

[Power Monster]

This girl played you like a fiddle. Attention Ho locking eyes with you and then the boy toy calls. Here is a real solid rule I live by- if a hottie in question is playing with the phone she is into games. Not just a phone call worthy of something like an emergency or a call to a family member. Phone calls where she is snuggling that thing like a teddy bear. The stuff of little teenage girls. Then she asks you if you are into a three-way deal with some other guy? Classic tease playing girly games. No man worth his salt should ever get into bed with another man EVER. That is freaking gayness…..

 

[QUEZILLA]

This girl played you like a fiddle. Attention Ho locking eyes with you and then the boy toy calls. Here is a real solid rule I live by- if a hottie in question is playing with the phone she is into games. Not just a phone call worthy of something like an emergency or a call to a family member. Phone calls where she is snuggling that thing like a teddy bear. The stuff of little teenage girls. Then she asks you if you are into a three-way deal with some other guy? Classic tease playing girly games. No man worth his salt should ever get into bed with another man EVER. That is freaking gayness…..

Maybe if there was no chance he would ever see her again, but Otis knows where she works.

 

[pricklypete]

Oh yeah? You know how I know you're gay? 'Cause you were naked with another naked guy doing sexual stuff. . . .

Raises kind of an interesting question. At what point does it become not gay? If it's you, a girl, and another guy, navigating a limited number of square inches of heterospace without encountering manmeat could be tricky. With two chicks, you have a natural separation, but does utilizing space recently occupied by another guy make it a gay activity? What about 3 women? 10? 100? Where does the gay stop and the orgiastic pleasure of heteroflesh take over?

I think its gay once there are less or an equal amount females in the room in relation to males.

I think you may want to rethink your math here. 1 female + 1 male = gay? Interesting theory.

I guess I should have prefaced it by stating that 2 men are present.

 

[Power Monster]

This girl played you like a fiddle. Attention Ho locking eyes with you and then the boy toy calls. Here is a real solid rule I live by- if a hottie in question is playing with the phone she is into games. Not just a phone call worthy of something like an emergency or a call to a family member. Phone calls where she is snuggling that thing like a teddy bear. The stuff of little teenage girls. Then she asks you if you are into a three-way deal with some other guy? Classic tease playing girly games. No man worth his salt should ever get into bed with another man EVER. That is freaking gayness…..

Maybe if there was no chance he would ever see her again, but Otis knows where she works.

Yeah? So would you go back for more of this? I am sure her game would change because she now knows that she can toy with you like she wants. I do belive that Otis lives in NYC- plenty of hotness there. Plenty of women there that are into mature themes....

 

[General Malaise]

So I've never done the MFM before. I've seen it on a lot of movie clips, but I think those guys are paid and directed. Some questions from those who have been in the trenches...

1. Is it mandatory for both men to participate? Or does one guy steer while the other sits shot gun until they hit a rest area and change drivers?

2. Is there a lot of switching, or is it once you call an orifice, that orifice is yours for the duration? If orifice switching is common, what kind of hygeine regiment is required to make it less gay? Even if the other guy hasn't reached climax, I'm not sure I want his richard sweat on my meat.

3. What if you reach the finish line before the other guy. What does this do to your self esteem? Do you fake it like you've still got some gas or do you just eject and go make sandwiches?

4. If you do go make sandwiches, do you add some secret sauce for the other guy because he can run further than you?

5. Do the girls that participate in these events end up choosing just one guy to snuggle with afterwards? That could be a kick to the gut if you're the guy without any blanket.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

So I've never done the MFM before. I've seen it on a lot of movie clips, but I think those guys are paid and directed. Some questions from those who have been in the trenches...1. Is it mandatory for both men to participate? Or does one guy steer while the other sits shot gun until they hit a rest area and change drivers?2. Is there a lot of switching, or is it once you call an orifice, that orifice is yours for the duration? If orifice switching is common, what kind of hygeine regiment is required to make it less gay? Even if the other guy hasn't reached climax, I'm not sure I want his richard sweat on my meat.3. What if you reach the finish line before the other guy. What does this do to your self esteem? Do you fake it like you've still got some gas or do you just eject and go make sandwiches? 4. If you do go make sandwiches, do you add some secret sauce for the other guy because he can run further than you?5. Do the girls that participate in these events end up choosing just one guy to snuggle with afterwards? That could be a kick to the gut if you're the guy without any blanket.

Wrong forum.

 

[mr. furley]

Otis: "Oh baby, yeah...you are so wet! Otis likes it when ladies get panty pudding over Otis"

Hostess: "Oh, that's not me, silly. That's left over from my husband."

Otis: "Otis is going to vomit now and then Otis is going to jump in front of a Subway"

will he be jumping as a form of protest against Jared's commercials? because they're over-priced? will tumbling be part of the routine?

 

[mr. furley]

So I've never done the MFM before. I've seen it on a lot of movie clips, but I think those guys are paid and directed. Some questions from those who have been in the trenches...1. Is it mandatory for both men to participate? Or does one guy steer while the other sits shot gun until they hit a rest area and change drivers?2. Is there a lot of switching, or is it once you call an orifice, that orifice is yours for the duration? If orifice switching is common, what kind of hygeine regiment is required to make it less gay? Even if the other guy hasn't reached climax, I'm not sure I want his richard sweat on my meat.3. What if you reach the finish line before the other guy. What does this do to your self esteem? Do you fake it like you've still got some gas or do you just eject and go make sandwiches? 4. If you do go make sandwiches, do you add some secret sauce for the other guy because he can run further than you?5. Do the girls that participate in these events end up choosing just one guy to snuggle with afterwards? That could be a kick to the gut if you're the guy without any blanket.

way to light off the fireworks for the grand closing

 

[Otis]

Otis: Educated guess? Seriously though, he's lame. We can do better here.

You really use this shtick?

Absolutely.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I had a law school room mate who specialized in women with low self esteem and emotional problems. Seems there wasn't a week went bye when one of his weekend conquests wasn't at our door wondering why he hadn't called. Frequently he would consumate matters in the livingroom so that I would have to walk in on them if I came home. Whenever I did he would offer to share them with me. He was so persistent in his offers that I wondered what sort of bonding he was looking for. I never took him up on his offer. Occassionally I would see these girls around and some of them tried to make the play that they could make him jealous and get him to call if they did me. Frankly the guy was so low that there was no amount of time that could have elapsed that would have rendered the girl touchable in my eyes.

 

[Otis]

Before you go in, there's something I must tell you. Don't cross the streams. It would be bad.

This man knows what he's talking about.

I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing, what do you mean "bad?"

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every heterosexual molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

[Otis]

GM: Please don't sink my battleship. This is an important question with real-world ramifications, and Otis needs guidance.

TIA

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

GM: Please don't sink my battleship. This is an important question with real-world ramifications, and Otis needs guidance.TIA

I think this fella is going to supply the guidance.

 

[Otis]

3. What if you reach the finish line before the other guy. What does this do to your self esteem? Do you fake it like you've still got some gas or do you just eject and go make sandwiches?