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But the kitchen table is still OK, right? Right!?
So OTIS, when are we going to get together in BK for a corn.... um,
The inevitable...
From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AM
Subject: FW: Surprise 3some
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From: Harry
Sent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AM
This came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.
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Damn.....I have not been getting my mail for awhile.. what happened to it..???
Some advice.... Keep your head down ---
and your mouth shut ---
Wait, didn't you go to Hamline? Where the hell are the girls like this now!? Every girl I see here is either unattractive (this is the prevalent case unfortunately) or so full of themselves they wouldn't allow some guy to do something like this to them. Did he prey on the undergrad or something? If so, what was his schtick?
If anyone works in midtown NYC (ChemX? Others?) and wants to swing by to have a gander at said Bulgarian lass and report back in with a 1-10 rating, perhaps we could arrange something.
CAGE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If anyone works in midtown NYC (ChemX? Others?) and wants to swing by to have a gander at said Bulgarian lass and report back in with a 1-10 rating, perhaps we could arrange something.
Although with the way things went the first time around, we could suddenly go from a tag-team to something more like this.
As far as I know he never boned a hambone girl. There were lots of undergrads from the U. and from St. Kates that would troll the Law Library looking for future lawyers and occassionally he would fish that pool. More often he would just troll the St. Paul bars for working class chicks. He used to do pretty well out of Webleski's (Sp?) Blues Saloon. I don't know if that is even still there.Me, I had a regular thing with a girl who worked for Aviation Methods out at the airport. Later with a girl a year behind me. I have seen several current judges in the area drunk, in states of undress, and heard their moans while they made it with other room mates. Decorum prohibits naming names. They are, after all classmates and friends.
The inevitable...
From: Forrest Nesbitt Date: Dec 28, 2006 9:00 AM
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From: Harry
Sent: December 23, 2006 8:41 AM
This came from a webcam. Looks like the "oops" move I used to pull on an old girlfriend. I don't think the chick's boyfriend even lubed that guy up first.
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clean out some emails, then PM your address again. Once I get a few bouncebacks due to over capacity, I just delete you from the list.Damn.....I have not been getting my mail for awhile.. what happened to it..???
Some advice.... Keep your head down ---
and your mouth shut ---
If he keeps his head down, he might miss something important, like the guy calling on his little McNair to run a QB sneak over Otis' goalline. You aren't gonna see anything you haven't seen before. And if you pay attention, there won't be any need to call in the goal line defense.You've watched porn before. It isn't like the sight of Oscar Mayer is going to turn you into a Lil' Smokie. But the possibilities of violation and naked snake aren't even the things I think you should be worried about here. Touching something you didn't mean to touch. That's really the big area of concern. I'm not even getting into the danger of accidental cupping or getting smacked in the eye by a flailing peter. If this chippie wants to serve as the spit for your pig roast, there's no reason to think you'll be in danger of having to interact much with the other :boner: in the room. Personally, though, I don't even like the idea that I might be concentrating so hard on the task at hand that I reach up to squeeze a little nip and accidentally find myself sharing space with hubby's hand. Sure, it's less repulsive than the first stream of his money shot flying over her head and blinding you for eternity, but I find the mere thought of this completely deflating.Some advice.... Keep your head down ---
If he keeps his head down, he might miss something important, like the guy calling on his little McNair to run a QB sneak over Otis' goalline. You aren't gonna see anything you haven't seen before. And if you pay attention, there won't be any need to call in the goal line defense.You've watched porn before. It isn't like the sight of Oscar Mayer is going to turn you into a Lil' Smokie. But the possibilities of violation and naked snake aren't even the things I think you should be worried about here. Touching something you didn't mean to touch. That's really the big area of concern. I'm not even getting into the danger of accidental cupping or getting smacked in the eye by a flailing peter. If this chippie wants to serve as the spit for your pig roast, there's no reason to think you'll be in danger of having to interact much with the other :boner: in the room. Personally, though, I don't even like the idea that I might be concentrating so hard on the task at hand that I reach up to squeeze a little nip and accidentally find myself sharing space with hubby's hand. Sure, it's less repulsive than the first stream of his money shot flying over her head and blinding you for eternity, but I find the mere thought of this completely deflating.Some advice.... Keep your head down ---
Would it be gay if the two guys held hands for leverage? Like the hair tug?
Damn, I've in the library both years and have only seen this phenomenom once when a girl from out of state asked me to do something with her the next day. And I've never heard of those two bars. We regularly attend Billy's, The Onion, and Sweeney's. I've also had a girlfriend at pretty much every point of law school so far so going out of my way for working girls wasn't a major concern. Will have to keep it in mind though. Things must have really changed around here. Pretty much nobody I know in my class has much sexual success with this type of thing. Everyone is too wrapped up in school. It's pathetic really. That and my God it is a collection of unattractive people.Ditkaless Wonders said:
I was totally assuming the former -- no way I am going anywhere near the latter. That's the sucker's item on the menu.
So there won't be a lot of talking then?
I was assuming the other guy won't be an dining while you are at the restaurant... just working up an appetite for later in the evening.
will they at least change the tablecloths?I was assuming the other guy won't be an dining while you are at the restaurant... just working up an appetite for later in the evening.
Will the second meal come with the Otis-filling inside?:rimshot:will they at least change the tablecloths?I was assuming the other guy won't be an dining while you are at the restaurant... just working up an appetite for later in the evening.
Why even look at the other dude? You're banging a chick! Is your mind wandering when you have sex? Are you compiling the grocery list? Making flight arrangements? WTF? If you're banging an attractive woman, you should be revelling in the act. Your eyes should be on her and/or the action. There's no "Hey Otis"/"Hey Righetti" pleasantries needed.Why Me? said:
No way I could do this with my GB in the room. Some random dude, when I'm addressing the physical concerns of his broad, sure, why not.
This is where my instincts led me on the spot. I considered in some more detail and got a little more nervous. Then this thread just made things worse -- I seriously hadn't for a second considered that this guy might have some interest in coming within any more than 2 or 3 feet of me (i.e., the diameter of a fire at a pig roast).
Why did I just get a visual of the Warner Bros. cartoon where the Sheep Dog and the Wolf are punching in at their timeclocks after a day of trying to kill each other."Morning Ralph""Morning Sam"I don't remember Ralph and Sam taking shots at a syphilitic Hungarian with a nice rack practicing her best Patrick Roy butterfly technique, though.
Otis, I still say your biggest worry is significant probability that this guy will want to be in control of the situation. I mean think about it, would you freely just give up your gf to some random dude she met? I know some people are into that ####, but if I ever even considered something like this I'd probably be dictating the whole way and would make certain things off limits. Plus it's likely her emotional attention will be directed towards her bf (she did turn down meeting you before okaying it with him, right? That should tell you something) and you'll probably be the odd man out. This would be way too odd for me, but if you're cool with a situation like this have at it buddy.And yeah, there is also the chance he may you too. Have fun with that.This is where my instincts led me on the spot. I considered in some more detail and got a little more nervous. Then this thread just made things worse -- I seriously hadn't for a second considered that this guy might have some interest in coming within any more than 2 or 3 feet of me (i.e., the diameter of a fire at a pig roast).
Ability to walk out of an uncomfortable situation down?As long as I'm bigger than he is...Otis, I still say your biggest worry is significant probability that this guy will want to be in control of the situation. I mean think about it, would you freely just give up your gf to some random dude she met? I know some people are into that ####, but if I ever even considered something like this I'd probably be dictating the whole way and would make certain things off limits. Plus it's likely her emotional attention will be directed towards her bf (she did turn down meeting you before okaying it with him, right? That should tell you something) and you'll probably be the odd man out. This would be way too odd for me, but if you're cool with a situation like this have at it buddy.And yeah, there is also the chance he may you too. Have fun with that.This is where my instincts led me on the spot. I considered in some more detail and got a little more nervous. Then this thread just made things worse -- I seriously hadn't for a second considered that this guy might have some interest in coming within any more than 2 or 3 feet of me (i.e., the diameter of a fire at a pig roast).
Marsellus Wallace was the biggest man in the basement in "Pulp Fiction", but he was still having a tough go of it until Bruce Willis showed up.(You may want to keep Righetti on standby just in case.)Ability to walk out of an uncomfortable situation down?As long as I'm bigger than he is...Otis, I still say your biggest worry is significant probability that this guy will want to be in control of the situation. I mean think about it, would you freely just give up your gf to some random dude she met? I know some people are into that ####, but if I ever even considered something like this I'd probably be dictating the whole way and would make certain things off limits. Plus it's likely her emotional attention will be directed towards her bf (she did turn down meeting you before okaying it with him, right? That should tell you something) and you'll probably be the odd man out. This would be way too odd for me, but if you're cool with a situation like this have at it buddy.And yeah, there is also the chance he may you too. Have fun with that.This is where my instincts led me on the spot. I considered in some more detail and got a little more nervous. Then this thread just made things worse -- I seriously hadn't for a second considered that this guy might have some interest in coming within any more than 2 or 3 feet of me (i.e., the diameter of a fire at a pig roast).
Waste of time down? Also, if it were me I'd be scarred by something like this and not be as adventuruous in the future. Then again, you're Otis and since your game is likely mechanic this may not phase you. But the guy might be offended and go psycho on you, never know. I just see more harm than good out of this - unless she is incredibly hot. I'd still want a little appetizer from her though just to know.Ability to walk out of an uncomfortable situation down?As long as I'm bigger than he is...Otis, I still say your biggest worry is significant probability that this guy will want to be in control of the situation. I mean think about it, would you freely just give up your gf to some random dude she met? I know some people are into that ####, but if I ever even considered something like this I'd probably be dictating the whole way and would make certain things off limits. Plus it's likely her emotional attention will be directed towards her bf (she did turn down meeting you before okaying it with him, right? That should tell you something) and you'll probably be the odd man out. This would be way too odd for me, but if you're cool with a situation like this have at it buddy.And yeah, there is also the chance he may you too. Have fun with that.This is where my instincts led me on the spot. I considered in some more detail and got a little more nervous. Then this thread just made things worse -- I seriously hadn't for a second considered that this guy might have some interest in coming within any more than 2 or 3 feet of me (i.e., the diameter of a fire at a pig roast).
"given to or abounding in social or other pleasures."It's kinda social. Demented and sad, but social.
Yeah, well, I guess you could consider it a social situation. I mean there are other children in my club and at the end of the year we have, um, a big banquet at the Hilton.That said, tag teaming is a surefire way to find that life-partner. Keep up the good fight, Rob.
That said, tag teaming is a surefire way to find that life-partner. Keep up the good fight, Rob.
I have no problem with consenting adults pursuing the activity Otis described, and he probably should go for it since he has no hang ups about having another guy in the room who'll be doing God knows what while Otis goes to work.Call me crazy, but I'd rather not have another guy in the room.But that's just me.
I actually thought about this. I'm not quite sure I could even operate the equipment with the foreman looking over my shoulder.Performance anxiety?
Theres FOUR of em? :rimshot:
Wooooaaah. Hold up, sporto. Of course I would rather not have another guy in the room. I gave it my all, but she wouldn't budge. That is not an option. This is all-or-nothing.
That said, tag teaming is a surefire way to find that life-partner. Keep up the good fight, Rob.
Not nice, Kate.
This is where I voted. As a point of reference, she would need to be a minimum of 3 levels of hotness higher than camera phone girl, and 1-2 levels higher than the recent gummybear.
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