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Otis
Footballguy
We're talking totally different ballpark here. Cameraphone girl was only special for hir crazy shtick and naked pics. She is a very average looking girl.Said hostess is very attractive. 8+ would be my guesstimate (though I was drunk).
Otis
Footballguy
NinerK
Footballguy
Prolly the right move. Too many things can go wrong.....and if you are 19-23, drunk out of your mind when it happens it becomes a funny story to tell the boys; but having the opportunity to think/plan it out makes it all weird.....Man Law? MAN LAWSome of the posts in this thread have scared me off.
HarryManback
Hot Pead
You're going to get raped and murdered.
Watch your ###.
Watch your ###.
Das Boot
Footballguy
Have I misunderstood all your other posts, or don't you already get plenty of action?If you're pulling your quota of wimmens, I can't see any way you'd want to get freaky with another guy in the room just to add one more notch to your headboard.
Otis
Footballguy
She was cute.
opticution
Footballguy
saintfool
Dead sexy
so you are saying there is such as thing as "too much sex with attractive women"? huh. who knew?
mr. furley
Footballguy
as your FBG Buddy i have to agree with you here.
Jefferson the Caregiver
Rebel Without A Pause
You should bring Chase with you.
Otis
Footballguy
Was that the Iron Sheik's (WWF not FBG) finishing move?
Das Boot
Footballguy
and you're saying as long as it's an attractive woman you'd have sex with her in a Turkish jail bull pen on a Friday night with about 10 guys in the same cell standing around watching and you know that the guards are gonna be drunk and could care less what goes on in there and that they wouldn't even bother looking up no matter what kinds of sounds were echoing down the hallway?Is that what you're saying?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Is that wrong?Boot to the Head! said:
Otis
Footballguy
UPDATE
Well it's been almost four months since my one and only time in this bar/restaurant. I walk in with a buddy tonight and our lovely Bulgarian hostess is once again up front, this time looking better than ever with the hair down and a tight outfit with what looks like enormous C or small D action up top (what I noticed immediately about her tonight in her sleeveless shirt is she has that look that I absolutely CRAVE in women -- very few women with skinny/toned arms also have colossal chests -- it's a genetic deformity of the most wonderful kind, and it stood out tonight like a sore... thumb).
She immediately recognized me and -- better yet -- somehow remembered my name. I was stunned at that much. We chatted a bit, and I went to the bar to have drinks with my buddy (it's difficult to hit on a hostess, particularly when she has her boss standing next to her).
Anyway, boss-man in the suit walks away and I head over to mix it up. We chat a while and I learn an interesting new fact. She mentions that the boyfriend is out of town again (why mention this if she has zero interest?) and I also learn the age of said gent: 54 years old (more than double the age of her wonderful 26 year old body). Guy is probably loaded, travels all the time, and I guess gets off watching other young dudes "dine" at his "table."
In any event, I made some more headway in the trust department by linking to a coworker of hers -- the wonderful Polish bartender from this gem of a thread who Otis exchanges text messages with regularly but who I haven't seen in some time since the bar she worked at (and I regulared at) closed down. She now works at the same establishment as our lovely Bulgarian hostess, so the connection and my name-drop I think made her feel a little more comfortable.
I tried to get her to meet up for drinks one night after work, and she said she was down. Tonight seemed like a no-go unless I was willing to wait around for all the customers to leave, and the place was still pretty crowded.
In any event, my buddy in tow agreed that she was gorgeous and had a silly nice body. If I posted pics with full body I would not be surprised to see a 9-10 rating in an FFA poll.
Sorry, I don't have pics yet. But I will say this -- despite some of the risks identified in this thread, she was hot enough that I'm considering taking my chances. She's that attractive.
Well it's been almost four months since my one and only time in this bar/restaurant. I walk in with a buddy tonight and our lovely Bulgarian hostess is once again up front, this time looking better than ever with the hair down and a tight outfit with what looks like enormous C or small D action up top (what I noticed immediately about her tonight in her sleeveless shirt is she has that look that I absolutely CRAVE in women -- very few women with skinny/toned arms also have colossal chests -- it's a genetic deformity of the most wonderful kind, and it stood out tonight like a sore... thumb).
She immediately recognized me and -- better yet -- somehow remembered my name. I was stunned at that much. We chatted a bit, and I went to the bar to have drinks with my buddy (it's difficult to hit on a hostess, particularly when she has her boss standing next to her).
Anyway, boss-man in the suit walks away and I head over to mix it up. We chat a while and I learn an interesting new fact. She mentions that the boyfriend is out of town again (why mention this if she has zero interest?) and I also learn the age of said gent: 54 years old (more than double the age of her wonderful 26 year old body). Guy is probably loaded, travels all the time, and I guess gets off watching other young dudes "dine" at his "table."
In any event, I made some more headway in the trust department by linking to a coworker of hers -- the wonderful Polish bartender from this gem of a thread who Otis exchanges text messages with regularly but who I haven't seen in some time since the bar she worked at (and I regulared at) closed down. She now works at the same establishment as our lovely Bulgarian hostess, so the connection and my name-drop I think made her feel a little more comfortable.
I tried to get her to meet up for drinks one night after work, and she said she was down. Tonight seemed like a no-go unless I was willing to wait around for all the customers to leave, and the place was still pretty crowded.
In any event, my buddy in tow agreed that she was gorgeous and had a silly nice body. If I posted pics with full body I would not be surprised to see a 9-10 rating in an FFA poll.
Sorry, I don't have pics yet. But I will say this -- despite some of the risks identified in this thread, she was hot enough that I'm considering taking my chances. She's that attractive.
Otis
Footballguy
It's very difficult to maneuver with a girl who is working and has bosses watching and is up at the front of the place. Smooth is near impossible. That said, I was probably one more drinks worth of stones away from broaching the subject again of her -- freedoms -- and the chances of me being somehow involved. In retrospect, if nothing else, it would have made this update a little more interesting. I'll see what I can do next time.
You look like you're headed to a severe violation of the "Four Walls:Two Balls" rule.
Also, man, doesn't this seem like the beginning of some sick movie?
Guy meets girl in trendy smoke filled club with other young hotties dancing to driving house music.
Girl is super hot and is a freak
Guy who thinks he's the luckiest MF in the world and has outkicked his coverage by a mile goes home with hot chick.
Old bf watches from corner while drunk Otis canoodles with hot gf. Otis soon loses track of old bf.
Old bf returns and assaults Otis with Viagra-motived BlueSteeel Diamond Cutter or chainsaw. Or both in that order.
Cut to the star of the movie who is playing a police detective...
If you do it...you set the time and the place. Don't tell her about the place first. Do your best to fly solo or at least have some friends in the next room or something.
Damn...is she that hot?
Also, man, doesn't this seem like the beginning of some sick movie?
Guy meets girl in trendy smoke filled club with other young hotties dancing to driving house music.
Girl is super hot and is a freak
Guy who thinks he's the luckiest MF in the world and has outkicked his coverage by a mile goes home with hot chick.
Old bf watches from corner while drunk Otis canoodles with hot gf. Otis soon loses track of old bf.
Old bf returns and assaults Otis with Viagra-motived BlueSteeel Diamond Cutter or chainsaw. Or both in that order.
Cut to the star of the movie who is playing a police detective...
If you do it...you set the time and the place. Don't tell her about the place first. Do your best to fly solo or at least have some friends in the next room or something.
Damn...is she that hot?
mr. furley
Footballguy
Have you scored at all in 2007 yet?
Otis
Footballguy
Have you scored at all in 2007 yet?
mr. furley
Footballguy
after seeing the video.. i'm gonna say a minimum of 4 levels of hotness. maybe 5.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Worst. Update. Ever.
Das Boot
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
Get on the bed between two soiled diapers and post a pic of it. It will give us all the closure we need.I changed some diapers this morning.
flysack
Footballguy
Get on the bed between two soiled diapers and post a pic of it. It will give us all the closure we need.I changed some diapers this morning.
Otis
Footballguy
SacramentoBob
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