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Best Partying You've Ever Done? (1 Viewer)

lol nice, who was the celeb?
rip harry caray
I wish! I remember being at a Cubs/Mets game and Harry walking past me and my father. My dad turned into a 10 year old and said "I've waited my whole life to meet you". Really cool!

As for the celebrity, I'm kinda new here so I don't think I should really say the name since I technically still work with him. Being that I do work in TV/Entertainment that could screw me over. Let's just say I don't think the 2 grand made a big dent in his wallet.

 
Best party we've ever thrown was at my buddy's house when his parents went out of town. The reason it was so good was because of the people I invited. I used to work as a stock person at a local pharmacy (no Im not Eminence) and made a lot of friends in that store. But then I got promoted to Floor Supervisor and had to move to another store close by (again I am not Eminence). So I invited pretty much both stores to this party. This party had like 30 kids in their mid 20s drinking, eating, having sex in bedrooms. It was pretty epic. So epic that the District Manager of the whole region ended up hearing about the party afterwards. Not sure how. Pretty crazy.
Did you pay for the party with your discounted Walgreen's stock?

 
Haha I'm trying to think of the celebrity id want to party with. I'd definitely smoke with willie Nelson, probably drink with like Robert Downey jr, that dude probably has some bat #### crazy stories.

 
Lol fair enough, I gotta get celeb friends!
I'd rather just call them coworkers lol. Probably not friending them is what has kept me in the biz.
You're ####ting me that people who work within the film business actually call it the "biz."
I never said I was in film ;) But yea actually I never have used that word until I typed it here.
Actually I usually refer to it as the "industry"...

 
At this one house party, I nailed this 7, her hotter friend about a 9, got jealous that I went for the sure thing. We nailed in front of her friend. She left upset. Then later on I got with a completely different girl who was about a 4 because I was just amazed at it all.

My buddies still joke with me about how epic it was but it only depresses me as I'd be lucky to plow 3 times in a week with my current gf.

 
I was up at UNH one long weekend on what basically was a 4 day weed smoke fest. 4 of us went through a QP of the good stuff that weekend. Well Sunday afternoon we were out in this field smoking out of a huge gravity bong. We went at it hard for a good 40 mintues and I was as stoned as anyone ever had a right to be. Me and one of my GB decide enough is enough so we headed back to my pals Dorm room to meet up with some ladies.

We enter the building and get on an elevator and press the button for the top floor and this family who is on a tour of the facility or visiting someone comes running for the elevator and the father managed to get his hand in at the last minute. They get in and the doors shut. What happened next is a matter of who you talk to. I blame my GB, he blames me.... but after about 1.5 seconds of silence we broke into absolute and uncontrollable hysterics. Two of us doubled over screaming laughing with a Mom Dad and two young high school kids. The father must of hit the next floor button and they got off rather quickly.

To this day it was the hardest I've ever laughed in my life. And to think what that family would have thought about UNH.

 
[SIZE=medium]It’s the Fall of 1991; a bad storm was coming in. I was about 15-16ish; I hit a point in my life where I started checking out on the idea of being part of ‘society’. I used drugs, hung with drug dealers and watched girls I knew from grammar school become turned out with kids before they finished their freshman year of high school; not uncommon in most inner cities, it’s just the reality. It’s a part of my life that I’ve mostly ignored/blanked out of my memory and everyone associated with it.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]While hanging out, we knew about the incoming storm and tried to come up with some way to capitalize on it (aside: that’s all we did, find needs and capitalize on them in the most extortive way possible.) After smoking and drinking during hours of Tecmo Bowl, one of my friends kept suggesting we should throw a party and charge at the door – “that’s some dumb #### dunn” the rest of us thought it was dumb too and expressed it in the Dunn Language; no one is going out when there’s a storm coming – right?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]He was right[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]His point wasn’t that we would make money off of door money at a party but that we would be the only game in town. Sure, the hustlers will be out and the corner standers will be there regardless the weather but if we held ‘party’ with our connections knowing they could have fun and get high – we would get paid.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Our connections weren’t broke street-walking TV special crackheads with ashy lips – no – they were casino, restaurant, factory and hospital employees. All blue collar people with just enough disposable income to get high. That was our ‘target audience’. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]This was way before everyone had the internet and used social networking. Once the news came out about a storm coming and places closing down, my friend with the party idea knew the first thing that would pop into their minds would be “but how will I get high?” Credit cards weren’t an absolute need to book a nice room then. We actually had hotel managers on cell that would take cash with no ID; which is exactly what we did. We booked double suites, both had king beds, a full in-door pool AND a jacuzzi – baller #### – paid cash up front. The hotel managers were happy to take money as quid pro quo of course. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We called everyone we knew – everyone. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]On the night of the party we had tons of beer, liquor and prepackaged-girl ready to go. We got the biggest and grimiest dude we knew to work the doors; we knew competing hustlers might show up so we had to show we’re prepared. We told everyone the party started at 11pm; we were at the room at 6pm just drinking and getting ready. Both rooms and both pools were at capacity by 9pm. Word spread quickly and we were way beyond capacity. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I got some of the grimiest guys I know to work the door from the North Side. The best part about the guys I got at the door is we knew they would skim the door; that’s why I got them. I couldn’t get people I trusted on the door this intimidating, I wanted the big crazies on the door. They thought the money to be made was at the door – idiots. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I remember at one point three random white guys showed up late dropping my name trying to get in; the door guys were basically turning away guys before that because we were packed. I told them to stop turning people away (we wanted them to buy) – one of the door guys found me at the pool got me to come to the door and verify these guys. I was drunk, the only thing I remember was looking at them holding a green bottle with a moose on it “Your Hagger Militin’?” I tried to pronounce – it was Jagermeister, I said "these guys are good".[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I had a unique way of mixing with everyone; I realized later that the only way I was ‘in’ was because I could relate and befriend people that weren’t from the hood. I was their business development tool – I made connections they couldn’t…and it sickened me. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I watched girls that couldn’t tell a bong from a crack pipe and guys that couldn’t tell a blunt from a dirty. Everyone wanted just to get high. The music was loud and people were everywhere – it was nuts. I saw people passing out and getting carried out by our ‘door crew’; I heard a few claimed the got robbed days/weeks later – I don’t know.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]I mostly hung out in the pool with three other girls doing blow off a chicks shoulder because that was the driest spot I could find – obviously, high. I remember somehow ####### this one chick in the pool blowed up, not sure if I ever even shot a load.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]We never planned out a ‘cut’ for each person but I left the hotel room the next day with a few grand as my share.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]My circle of ‘friends’ at that time were the type of people today I would want nothing to do with now – it’s one of the reasons I don’t use Facebook today; I don’t want to ‘catch up with them’. My dad would regularly say during that time I had a Reprobate Mind but he would still pray for me – I didn’t care…about anything then. I’m not a religious person today but I do believe it was his will for me to do better that never fell into my own divisive and self-destructive means.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=medium]Writing this gave me some very dark memories. I'm sorry.[/SIZE]

 
My best friend's wedding in Acapulco. Six days long.

They rented a compound, Villa Arabesque, for the bridal party and close friends. The house was used as the home of one of the villains in a James Bond movie (Robert Davi). The parents and older folks stayed at hotels nearby. At the time, the entirety of her American friends were DJs, nightclub managers and bartenders from New York, Boston, Vegas, and LA. The Mexican friends were much, much cooler. She is half Mexican, as is her husband, and she grew up there. Her dad worked for Pablo Escobar, as did the parents of all her friends. So her friends were a bunch of rich Acapulco kids, who were completely juiced into the city.

At least 8 of the DJs who attended brought their equipment, including vinyl, and we had the DJ set up at the main pool (I think there was 5 pools at the villa). Once the wedding ceremony was over (Day 2), there was someone spinning constantly, at least until I left 4 days later. There was a full staff at the villa, including two drivers 24/7.

The party was pretty self-contained, the same 40-50 people for the most part, others came and went. It was booze, smoke, blow, and E, depending on what made sense at that time of day. But it went on, post wedding, for 4 days straight. people slept here and there, but there was never, ever a time when everyone was sleeping. i remember sitting at the bar during breakfast, having OJ, and the bartender being completely horrified by us ("Eeeh, people come and party, yes. But, aaaaahh.....sometime.....they sleep" :lol: ).

There was a bed set up, all by itself, on the bay (Acapulco is built on hills around a bay, there's pretty much a cool view everywhere). You had to walk down this long stone staircase to get there, and it was just this randowm huge bed, sitting out there by itself. I brought on of Karla's friends down there, and we spent the night. When I woke up, there was another couple in the bed with us. I remembered having sex in the bed with MY girl, and the other dude remembered having sex in that bed with HIS girl, but not one of us could remember how ALL of us ended up in there. I spent a LOT of time trying to figure that one out.

The 5th night was the big nightclub outing, even tho all of us had gone to various nightclubs before (including the strip club/brothel where a midget in a military uniform greeted you when you came in, and the servers were all guys with white hard hats and roller skates. No, really.)

The owner of the club, Palladium, had hooked us up with bottle service tables, and 60 hits of some of the best E I have ever had. The DJ, Sandra Collins, was killing it. I was in the bathroom at one point, and the bass was so heavy, my beer vibrated off the urinal. I turned to the best man, and said, "Man, you feel that?" He looked at me, and threw up in his urinal. He said the bass made him throw up, which was hilarious. We had about 12 hits left over by 2 a.m., and one of the guys was holding it in his sock. Big mistake. He was sweating, that stuff dissolved, and he was having a bad time by 3 a.m. The really brutal part was, he was leaving on a noon flight for Vegas that day, to join a bachelor party. I have no idea how he did it.

 
The memory is sketchy but includes:

3 coeds, Xanax and a waterbed

Bobby Bowden

A Gramatica brother

400 chicken wings

Mons Venus

Sebastian Janikowski's girlfriend

White lady, booze

A tropical storm

Trolling on x/shrooms

Arrested w the owner of the underground

Phone call

Pot/3 days missing

 
lol nice, who was the celeb?
rip harry caray
I wish! I remember being at a Cubs/Mets game and Harry walking past me and my father. My dad turned into a 10 year old and said "I've waited my whole life to meet you". Really cool!

As for the celebrity, I'm kinda new here so I don't think I should really say the name since I technically still work with him. Being that I do work in TV/Entertainment that could screw me over. Let's just say I don't think the 2 grand made a big dent in his wallet.
gonna guess Bill Murray...

 

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