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Neighbor gets her mail by mistake. As any good neighbor would, he brings it over to her.

Naturally, she must repay him.

 
Mother walks in on daughter and boyfriend having sex. Mom decides the daughter could use some pointers, so Mom steps in and shows her daughter how it is done.

 
Her sausage pizza showed up at the door and it had a big hole in the middle of it. You gotta make the best of that situation.

 
Chick catches dude peeping on her over the fence as she nudely tans poolside. Screams wtf, then grabs his #### and drags him inside. That's a Jayden Jaymes scene FYI.

 
Knock on door. Alf says, "C'mon in. It's open." Woman enters. Alf then says, "Please s*ck my ####, earth #####." Alf then gets a #######.

 
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Naughty realtor shows dad's friend a home for sale and then they do it. That's the plot that was the backdrop for both of our successful IVFs.

 
Brooke Fields has had enough of college and is ready for her first vacation to New York City. Accepting an invitation from the Rawlings family, Brooke unsuspectingly walks into a trap set up by the Rawlings matriarch, Jeanette, who schemes to have brooke marry her son, Rick. To complicate matters, Jeanette's sister has similar plans for Brooke and her son, Mark. When poor Brooke arrives, the house is ablaze with passion. Dad is getting it on with the fiery latin maid, Juanita, and Jeanette is handling the handyman, Boomer. Wooed by both Rick and Mark, Brooke finally gives in to slick Rick, only to discover the Rawlings' evil plan. Brooke hits the road, hitchhiking; she's going to slum it for a change.

 
[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude]

Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?

Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

 
bentley said:
Naughty realtor shows dad's friend a home for sale and then they do it. That's the plot that was the backdrop for both of our successful IVFs.
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This recently happened in Boise. Replace "dad" with "doctor". Owner walked in :excited:

 
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Men are mysteriously dying due to "spontaneous dehydration". An investigator soon discovers a band of Trampires is behind the deaths, and everyone knows the only way to kill a Trampire is to ____ her to death.

 
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I like those college frat house orgies featuring actual college students. Where was that when I was going to school??

 
Kaitlyn and the guys visit New York City where she takes eight lucky bachelors to meet rapper Doug E Fresh and take part in a rap battle. Later, Nick Viall, from Andi Dorfman's season, shows up.

 
Owner feigns interest in moving his football team to LA unless the city bends over and grabs their ankles. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. This is why I never really believe the owners want to agree to a team actually moving to LA. They see this porn as more of an orgy than just having one city get screwed once by one owner. Is that even worth an "R"?

 
Women who are cat burglars breaking into dude's houses - naked... and then when they get "caught" they are made to pay for their sins ... yes, this was an actual plot I watched with the wife... she was all about - how does this work again? This makes no sense! I told her to just go with it.........

 
You know, your qualifications for this position are lacking quite a bit....is there anything else you can do that's not reflected on this resume?

 
"Do you know what stop is next?" Don asked the hot chick on the train. "Me," she said. Then they totally boned.

 
I think porn plots died with VHS.

That being said, I had a video back in the day that was porn wrestling. They had moves such as, the Reverse Pile Driver, Siberean Ana1 Toe Suck, and the DP. It was hilarious hearing the announcers go "DP, DP..."

 
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Overweight middle aged guy posts on message boards a lot. Two of the neighborhood 18 year old girls find it hot and decide to give him a double

 
Father drives the babysitter (30 year old girl in pigtails) home from a babysitting job. Walks her in the house and makes his move. She is appalled. She keeps calling him by his last name with Mr in front of it. "Mr. Smith , what are you doing ?" Mr Smith, undeterred, reveals the sausage. She is absolutely shocked out of her mind and acts like she has never seen one before. Then she has a quick change of heart and works it like a champion.

 
It begins with two women arguing somewhere offscreen. Things are already pretty heated by the time the video starts, and one of the would-be combatants is threatening to dismount her rascal scooter in order to fight. (Spoiler alert: She does.) It is at about the 57-second mark that you will hear a new, unfamiliar voice enter the argument.

You can imagine where it goes from there.

 
The guy says, "Hi, I'm Dustin Diamond, you know, Screech from Saved By the Bell......" It pretty much writes itself from there.

#dirtysanchez

 
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