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Best rock song to play for an asian? (1 Viewer)
- Thread starter RokNRole
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The whole premise of your OP is racist. Why does race matter in what kind of rock she might like?
Trying to establish her background so I can get the best possible suggestion.
She doesn't know anything about rock
The essential information is she has not been exposed to rock. Perhaps if you told us what kind of music she does like would help with suggestions. Being the only clue she is Asian does not really help, thus the responses.
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Pssst.. he's a sheltered yokel who's dating his first asian chick... he's super excited about it so this thread is a thinly veiled brag about how he's doing something that everyone here has already done, and isn't really something worth getting worked into a lather over in the first place.
Although given their innate anti-african-american tendencies, most FOB-ish asian chicks are far less likely to get gangbanged by a bunch of black dudes, so his XBOX One is safe for now.... which is nice.
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So you are suggesting his thread about his apartment being inspected and the thread about him interviewing people were just 'look at me' posts? Does that apply to the other 1000 threads he started under his various aliases too? I am starting to think that maybe there is a pattern here.
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Bloodhound Gang "Yellow Fever" is the correct answer here.
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Are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Let me take you back to the day that I met my China girl
When I landed a 'Pam' like on the San Fran Real World
I was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
I'd never been to Asia Minor but I was gonna Bangkok
Like Kristy Yamaguchi I had to break the ice
Should I talk about Mothra M*A*S*H or shrimp-fried rice?
I was sharp as a Chinese star but it's a line I threw
Just thirty seconds over Tokyo and this Johnny would Woo
I took a shot like Jeanette Lee put on my moves like Bruce Lee
I told he every Soon Yi needs a little Woody
She said for all the tea in China my ######'s not free
But my love will linger longer than the Ming Dynasty
I said I needed her to do and her to do my laundry
I knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
She was made in Taiwan I said I'm O.K. with that
Just promise me you'll never try to eat my cat
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
In Japan the hand is used as a knife
In Japan a man's wife's hand job than can cost him his life
But now this Captain Kirk has his own Sulu
I'll shampoo her Foo Man Chu with Lo Hung Wang Goo
Cause I ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new Kawasaki
Oh me chinky she's so kinky got me hot like Nagasaki
Burnin' up like Napalm burstin' like an A-bomb
I think I got that jungle fever but I caught it in 'Nam
She's like an oriental rug cause I lay her where I please
Then I blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
I'm a diving Kamikaze eating out Chinese
First I'll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
She'll be screaming like Godzilla and kickin' like Jackie Chan
I'll get her redder than China wetter than the Sea of Japan
Like the Chinese New Year she's gonna see fireworks
Now be a good chinky and press Jimmy's shirts
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Sing chinky sing
One more time
Chinky chinky bang bang I love you
Chinky chinky bang bang I know you love me too
Chinky chinky bang bang chinky bang
Chinky chinky bang biddily biddily biddily bangAsian Girlz - Day Above Ground
[Chorus]
Asian girl, she's my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl
You're my Asian girl, she's my Asian girl
Yes, my Asian girl, you're my Asian girl
[Verse 1]
I love your sticky rice
Butt ####### all night
Korean barbecue
##### I love you
I love your creamy yellow thighs
Ooh your slanted eyes
It's the Year of the Dragon
Ninja ##### I'm stabbin'
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Superstitious feng shui #### (what)
Now lay your hair by the toilet
I've got your green tea boba
So put your head on my shoulder
Your momma's so pretty
Best nails in the city
Pushing your daddy's Mercedes
Girl, you drive me crazy
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
New Year's in February (February?)
That's fine with me (I guess)
Yeah, shark soup (What? #### it, we'll eat it)
Oh, tradition, tradition, tradition, yeah yeah
Baby, you're my Asian girl
You're here illegally (best kind)
So baby marry me
Come on sit on my lap (right here baby)
Or we'll send you back
And you age so well
I can barely tell
17 or 23?
Baby doesn't matter to me
[Chorus]
[Outro]
Arcadia
J-Town
Alhambra
K-Town
Temple City
Don't forget Chinatown
Get down
Happy endings all over
Bruce Lee
Toyota
Spicy tuny
Sashimi
Tasty Garden
Fried Lice
Sailor Moon
Wonton soup
Spring roll
Tibet
Foot rub rub a down down down
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Tofu
All over you all over me
Different have different basic music structures.
All I know is she likes macaroon 5 which I mentioned earlier
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