Big ### spider in your house - what’s your move? (1 Viewer)

[ConstruxBoy]

Nuke from orbit 

It's the only way to be sure. 

 

[eoMMan]

If I can safely get my it outside with a broom, I’ll do that but most of the time, I’ll throw wet paper towels on it. Then dispose of it.

 

[offdee]

Down the garbage disposal. Then half a lemon. 

 

[ProstheticRGK]

Down the garbage disposal. Then half a lemon. 

Squirt some lemon juice on him, anyway. Chances are you will swallow him in your sleep.

 

[grateful zed]

KILL IT !!!  

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Well?

Greenland.

 

[The General]

I'm on Team try and save these guys...I am definitely not just ignoring them though. That's madness.

 

[msudaisy26]

This thread is a nightmare. Burn it down!!!

 

[grateful zed]

Have a nice sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorbID5LMd0

 

[ShamrockPride]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MorbID5LMd0

    

 

[jrt103]

as long as they stay out of my way, just let them be

 

[jm192]

I used to kill them all.  Now I just kill the brown-recluse looking ones.  

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Haven't watched it but maybe this will help?

 

[identikit]

Nuke from orbit 

Only way to be sure

 

[dickey moe]

Leave em alone. Takes care of other bugs in the house. Even brown recluse will do whatever they can to stay away from you.

Except that random time when one decides to crawl across your face while you're sleeping.

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

I had one drop down from the ceiling fan to right in front of my face.  I felt like Little Miss Muffet.

 

[zamboni]

Next time stay away from stolen ancient tiki idols.

 

[El Floppo]

I'll miss the General. It was a run. 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I'll miss the General. It was a run. 

https://doraemon.fandom.com/wiki/General_Spider

He might enjoy running with the 4 extra legs.

 

[skol asylum]

Like most small bugs, wad up some TP and squish them. That's my go to for bark scorpions even. At least the little guys.

 

[Chaz McNulty]

Well?

I would sell, and just hope he stays hidden during viewings.  Make him someone else's problem.

 

[Herb]

I hate insects enough that I'll only kill a spider if my wife or kids demand it. I'm also a big fan of bats.

I'm from MN and killing mosquitoes is the most important thing you can do in the summers.

 

[wazoo11]

Well?

Start a true crime blog 

 

[dkp993]

well the first thing I don’t do is go post to FBG’s asking what to do then wait on responses otherwise it could….

He's gone  :(

Escaped into the walls. Not cool at all.

 

[KarmaPolice]

How big are we talking?  Six-inch tarantula?  Just scoop it up and take it outside.

Then burn the house down and move would be my next steps after finding a tarantula. 

 

[belljr]

well the first thing I don’t do is go post to FBG’s asking what to do then wait on responses otherwise it could….

Right.....you are supposed to decapitate it, then come in here and see what to when it's still breathing

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

How does one decapitate a spider?

 

[WDIK2]

Right.....you are supposed to decapitate it, then come in here and see what to when it's still breathing

Are you thinking of the infamous story here involving a bunny nest and a lawn mower? 

 

[Ghost Rider]

Anyone else scanning the news for the "man eaten alive by giant spider" headline? 

 

[AAABatteries]

How does one decapitate a spider?

A really tiny lawnmower.

 

[grateful zed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtU1YYxQXJw