Bigfoot body found (1 Viewer)

[jafo]

Or will it just be another hoax?

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FoxNews picking up the story

First Image

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

August 12, 2008

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND

DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a

PRESS CONFERENCE

to be held on

Date: Friday, August 15, 2008

Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm

Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California

Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

*It weighs over five hundred pounds.

*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.

*It is male.

*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.

*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and

five toes on each foot.

*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.

*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.

*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are

eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)

*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

 

[T Bell]

Northern Georgia? Will the turmoil never cease for that poor region?

 

[Ozymandias]

It's Shaq's big brother, or maybe Bill Walton's son, because of the red hair.

 

[T Bell]

It's Shaq's big brother, or maybe Bill Walton's son, because of the red hair.

Interesting take. My theory was that maybe this had to do with Falcons roster cut-downs. We'll probably never know for sure.

 

[Osaurus]

Poor guy goes out in the woods wearing his Chewbacca costume, has a heart attack, dies, and is cut up by scientists....a sad day indeed.....RIP Bigfoot

 

[Leroy Hoard]

pic

 

[adonis]

Bigfoot is my dad and he wants to protect me.

 

[Sweeper]

interesting

 

[urbanhack]

Kid C?

 

[T Bell]

Kid C?

Blue Onion?

 

[StrikeS2k]

Sure looks like the ape from "Trading Places" to me. :(

 

[Zuul]

I hope that's not Alec Baldwin.

 

[adonis]

Have the Henderson's been reached for comments yet?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Looks like someone got real tired of those Gieco commercials.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

FINALLY

 

[Andy Dufresne]

I hope that's not Alec Baldwin.

I do.

 

[falconeyed]

I wonder if the guys who discovered the body were eating beef jerky at the time?

 

[Doug B]

Or will it just be another hoax?

:(

 

[CGRdrJoe]

Kid C?

KidC is hairless

 

[Fat Nick]

Apparently they just got footage of a Chupacabra as well.

Calling the Loch Ness Monster....Loch Ness Monster please report to the media tent.

 

[TTAC]

Poor HoP.

RIP GB

 

[jafo]

At least he died with a smile on his face.

 

[Zuul]

I hope that's not Alec Baldwin.

I do.

He's hilarious. Ignore his politics.

 

[jafo]

I wonder if the guys who discovered the body were eating beef jerky at the time?

I'm betting on Slim Jims

 

[Lester Burnham]

Double yew tee eff David Blaine!

 

[Socrates11]

That Presser needs a Leonard Nimoy 'In Search Of' opening...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z0S2zPNP6s...feature=related

 

[Fat Nick]

The website for the guys who found it are referring to the creature as the "RICKMAT" creature because their names are Rick and Matt. I'm sorry, but I just lost interest after going to their site and seeing how unprofessional all this is.

 

[T Bell]

The website for the guys who found it are referring to the creature as the "RICKMAT" creature because their names are Rick and Matt. I'm sorry, but I just lost interest after going to their site and seeing how unprofessional all this is.

I wish Frank Zappa's kids had found it.

 

[Moe Green]

Looks like it may have tauntaun guts.

 

[Zuul]

Looks like it may have tauntaun guts.

"And I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!"

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc.

 

[Osaurus]

Apparently they just got footage of a Chupacabra as well.

Calling the Loch Ness Monster....Loch Ness Monster please report to the media tent.

That thing looks like a dingo....as in "a dingo ate your baby."

 

[Sand]

I, for one, welcome our new Sasquatch overlords.

 

[TommyGilmore]

7'7" and from Georgia?

Anyone remember Jorge Gonzales?

 

[Vladislav Tretiak]

It's a long lost relative of Greg Allman

 

[T Bell]

Did they find a fiddle near the body?

 

[Hammered Finz]

There are more of us....

 

[Verbal Kint]

Or will it just be another hoax?

LINK

FoxNews picking up the story

First Image

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

August 12, 2008

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND

DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a

PRESS CONFERENCE

to be held on

Date: Friday, August 15, 2008

Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm

Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. Menlo Park, California

Tom Biscardi, CEO

BIGFOOT BODY FOUND - EVIDENCE AND DNA DETAILS TO BE PRESENTED AT A PRESS CONFERENCE ON FRIDAY, AUGUST 15th

FROM 12 N00N TO 1:00PM AT THE CABANA HOTEL-PALO ALTO IN PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA

A body that may very well be the body of the creature commonly known as “Bigfoot” has been found in the woods in northern Georgia.

DNA evidence and photo evidence of the creature will be presented in a press conference on Friday, August 15th from 12 Noon to 1:00pm at the Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto at 4290 El Camino Real in Palo Alto, California, 94306. The press conference will not be open to the public. It will only be open to credentialed members of the press.

Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:

*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.

*It weighs over five hundred pounds.

*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.

*It is male.

*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.

*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and

five toes on each foot.

*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.

*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.

*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are

eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.

*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)

*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.

*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th.

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker

 

[EYLive]

I KNEW IT!

 

[Jackstraw]

It's a long lost relative of Greg Allman

We've got to be sure. Run a test for cocaine on the creature.

 

[Zuul]

It's a long lost relative of Greg Allman

We've got to be sure. Run a test for cocaine on the creature.

Or Cher DNA.

 

[Chaka]

Uncle Jim???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[StrikeS2k]

Goony Goo Goo

 

[Statorama]

I was wondering why Gheorghe Muresan stopped answering his fan mail.

 

[Hammered Finz]

Goony Goo Goo

Aunt Bunny..

 

[Socrates11]

Goony Goo Goo

 

[LHUCKS]

Goony Goo Goo

can somebody unpack this one for me?

 

[StrikeS2k]

Goony Goo Goo

can somebody unpack this one for me?

Eddie Murphy - "cookouts". Find it. Listen to it......

 

[TheFanatic]

I hope that's not Alec Baldwin.

I do.

He's hilarious. Ignore his politics.

Schweaty Balls anyone?

 

[T Bell]

Goony Goo Goo

can somebody unpack this one for me?

Too bad there's not a search engine around here. What's a boy with a Pac-10 edumacation to do?