Chaka
Footballguy
Nope. That can't be a real thing.I'll name one I haven't seen yet - the victory dance guy - after every pick he makes, he struts as if he got a steal
Nope. That can't be a real thing.I'll name one I haven't seen yet - the victory dance guy - after every pick he makes, he struts as if he got a steal
That person would get the living hell beat out of him by 11 league members if that happened. lolI'll name one I haven't seen yet - the victory dance guy - after every pick he makes, he struts as if he got a steal
I walk like ric flair to make each pick, does that count? Woooo!I'll name one I haven't seen yet - the victory dance guy - after every pick he makes, he struts as if he got a steal
You could have summed this up by just saying, bad commissioners .It's gotta be the guy who joins, bails out of the draft at the last minute, makes the league draft for him causing arguments, then wins the league with the team that everyone else drafted for him. But he never paid the entry fee because he missed the draft when everyone paid in so now there's another argument over whether he can collect winnings.
NIce.I only do online drafts.
The guy that bugs me is the one that refused to read the rules BEFORE the draft.... but around round 10 acts like the rules of the league/draft are absurd because he just got around to reading them and actually thinks the rules should change half way through the draft to suit him and "threatens" everyone that he'll bail half way through the draft if the rules don't change.
If we are talking live, in person draft I have no problem with this.anyone who takes the full time alotted in the first 8 rounds.
I agree to a point.If we are talking live, in person draft I have no problem with this.
I look forward to drafting all off-season especially at a live in person 12 teamer where we are drinking and talking ####
I don't care how long it takes to be honest
weird i guess our league eliminated this whole issue. If the timer goes off, you get skipped, and it can keep going. Can be funny when it goes on a run of like 10 picks before the guy can blurt out a name.I agree to a point.
Dude gets up at the “30 seconds, no pressure” warning, walks to the stickers. Starts shuffling pages. (They’re alphabetical - this ain’t rocket surgery) gets flustered, goes to the draft board, timer alarm sounds BZZZZT!
From the room:
“Call your pick”
Dude keeps looking at the draft board, “is so-and-so taken?!?”
“2 rounds ago, dip####”
him: “awe crap - scrambled to the pile of stickers & starts searching for a pick, already a full 2-3 mins after his pick.
we’re an IDP league - we have 28 rounds. That’s just a killer.
We voted that in for last season. It was great - heckled the dude who missed 2 straight picks. Draft went smooth as silk after that.weird i guess our league eliminated this whole issue. If the timer goes off, you get skipped, and it can keep going. Can be funny when it goes on a run of like 10 picks before the guy can blurt out a name.
and if it is an issue, cut down the time you have to make a pick
Hate those too. That is why I am hosting this year, making ribs and other foods and have more beer than most liquor stores prepared with flights for those that cant decide.Beer mooch pisses me off. I only bring a sixer or so since we are there all ####### night but I always have to give one or two away to some mooch
Or worse, the one with 2 picks in a row makes his first pick, then leaves everyone waiting as he didn't make the second pick for hours/days.That's the one right there, drives me nuts. If you have the next pick and can't predraft two players you probably shouldn't be playing. The other is when a player is right before the turn, makes his pick and leaves when both owners after him have predrafted so essentially he has two picks in a row but makes everybody wait and additional four hours because he didn't ever bother to look.
lol I do this specifically to troll people. I'll toss in a "he's gonna be good this year" and a "wow he was still on the board?" to mix it up a little.- guy who says "great pick" or "I was going to take him" after every other pick
I'd love to find actual 2007 rankings and compare. (Found them here)FBG used to put out a dummy cheat sheet for this scenario. I'm sure it's on the interwebs somewhere.
ETA: Found it- http://blackeyedjoe.com/07bej_top200.htm
Great post. I was going to post that one.- guy who says "great pick" or "I was going to take him" after every other pick
Love the guy in our league who every single year drafts like crap, and never makes the playoffs. But always claims "in my other leagues I always make the playoffs". LMAO.
You wouldn’t know her - she’s Canadian.yep, the "love talking about my other leagues" guy
You have to wonder if someone would actually try and use this if it were sitting around.I'd love to find actual 2007 rankings and compare. (Found them here)
Some of their BS calls actually hit bigly.
Top 10 RBs were:
1) Tomlinson--actual finish #1
2) Portis--actual finish #4
3) Parker--actual finish #16
4) Addai--actual finish #5
5) Jackson--actual finish #14
6) Bush--actual finish #19
7) E. James--actual finish #10
8) Benson--actual finish #35
9) Peterson--actual finish #3
10) J. Jones--actual finish #43
Dodds 2007 rankings were:
1) Tomlinson
2) Jackson
3) L. Johnson--actual finish #39
4) Addai
5) Parker
6) Gore--actual finish #9
7) Westbrook--actual finish #2
8) T Henry--actual finish #38
9) Alexander--actual finish #34
10) Bush
Portis and Peterson were great picks by the pretend sheet.
Top 5 WR on the pretend sheet against Dodds are:
1) Johnson (pretend, finish #6) v. Steve Smith (Dodds, finish #16)
2) Moss (pretend, finish #1) v. Chad Johnson (Dodds, finish #6)
3) Fitzgerald (finish #5) v. Harrison (finish #102 injured)
4) Wayne (finish #4) v. Owens (finish #2)
5) Evans (finish #33) v. Wayne (finish #4)
If you ended up with Portis, Peterson and Moss through the first 3 rounds, you killed 2007. McNabb finished QB10 and wouldn't have hurt too much.
OH MY GOD this grinds every gear I have.you get X minutes for each pick.the guy who ALWAYS takes ALL X minutes for his pick, every pick, all draft long..whether it's #1 overall selection or the last pick of the draft. we have a new rule for that.when the bell rings, you're done , next guy up please! we know some people do ths stuff on purpose, heck you can go on fantasyfootballcalculator and watch it happen in mock drafts! there's always a guy who makes his select with 4 secs left, even if he's picking the first pick of the draft!
I like this.....clock is set at 60 seconds. Once your pick is made, however many seconds remain turn into waiver wire cash for the season. For example: if it takes 5 seconds to announce your selection, you get $55 to spend on the waiver wire.The first website / app that rolls out a "time bank" for each player to make all their picks in a draft will get all my business.
Great idea, but it needs some minimal “buffer” of free time (20 sec?j before bankable seconds start diminishing or it disadvantages the turns,I like this.....clock is set at 60 seconds. Once your pick is made, however many seconds remain turn into waiver wire cash for the season. For example: if it takes 5 seconds to announce your selection, you get $55 to spend on the waiver wire.
Or you can keep track of the amount of time accumulated throughout the draft, and whoever has the smallest amount of time covers the beer tab.
Bit dramatic.OH MY GOD this grinds every gear I have.
I've been in a league for 5 years now with a guy who's full-on OCD and does this with every pick in every draft. Even when he's on the turn! You think it's bad in FF - try dealing with it in a fantasy baseball draft. All 27 rounds' worth. (I'd gladly kick him out of the league but, welp, he's the commish.)
The first website / app that rolls out a "time bank" for each player to make all their picks in a draft will get all my business.
lol - and I plucked the Jags D/ST off the FA list the day before the season last year.Guy in my league who takes the top ranked defense in the 9th round, and the top ranked K in the 12th, then crows for the rest of the draft about how he just "stole" an extra 8-10 points a week from the rest of us.
Then you got to crow the rest of the season....way better than the 9th round guy's moment of glory that lasted for the remainder of the draft.lol - and I plucked the Jags D/ST off the FA list the day before the season last year.
I did one better - I picked up Jax DST on waivers after Week 1 or 2, started them for a while, then traded them to that same guy later in the season because his Denver pick in the 9th didn't pan out so well and he'd reverted to streaming unsuccessfullylol - and I plucked the Jags D/ST off the FA list the day before the season last year.
Reminds me of the joke, which I'm paraphrasing from memory: I just realized my fantasy football draft is scheduled the same day as my wedding, so I need someone to fill in for me. If you're interested, be at the church at 4pm on Sunday, she'll be at the altar in a white dress.My wife went into labor during last year's draft, and it kind of threw my concentration. Luckily I convinced her to hold off going to the hospital until the draft's conclusion.
So people going into labor during the draft is my pet peeve.
This bring up another great one.My wife went into labor during last year's draft, and it kind of threw my concentration. Luckily I convinced her to hold off going to the hospital until the draft's conclusion.
So people going into labor during the draft is my pet peeve.
I'll one-up you here. I play in an IDP league, and the year after Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor was killed, a guy in my league called out his name to draft him. For real. He was looking at stats from the prior season and couldn't figure out why he hadn't been drafted yet. We gave him a pass and let him pick someone else.- guy who is never ready when it's his turn to pick....then calls out 2 guys who have already been drafted
Actually, this one doesn't really bother me as much as it bothers most people. If people don't want to wait 8 hours per pick, join a league with a 6 hour clock. Or a 4 hour clock. Just choose the right league and you won't get that upset about the speed at which other people are drafting.Stompin' Tom Connors said:2) As a guy who has taken some time to make his own picks (I have an excuse, I swear!), I am OK with it in middle rounds, but kinda inexcuseable IMO to be taking the full allotted time in the first 2 and last 2 rounds of the draft