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Bitcoins - anyone else mining? (1 Viewer)

They were only the largest bitcoin exchange. Don't really see the big deal.
Good thing Jojo never bought any.
The only winning move is to not play.
Great article, love these gems in the article and the comments. :lmao:

Without a trace of irony, others are wondering if a "bailout" (From where? Narnia?) could save Mt.Gox

So you're saying that the Magic The Gathering Online Exchange wasn't a wise place to keep my money?

Afraid so. Which is why I keep my cash in the First Bank of Pokemon ("Gotta Catch Em All" )

Is the Beanie Baby market still safe??

Also, every time I remember Mt.Gox stands for Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange, I laughed for at least a few minutes.

At least part of it is going to be covered by the FDIC, so that'll soften the... Oh, wait. Nope.
 
Looks like JoJo's been gone because he must be one of the two sad sacks protesting MtGox. He's never going to lose his optimism:

Although the value of the bitcoins stored in Mt. Gox has plummeted, the protesters are more concerned with getting them back at all. "If they have all of the bitcoins, as long as they even say that, the price is going to double," says Aaron. "Just the promise and prospect of withdrawal is sufficient to double the price instantly."

Wait, nevermind. Those guys probably actually have bitcoins.

 
I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft

At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.
The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).

 
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DrJ should jump in on this with his analysis, because I am amazed at the resiliency of the prices on the other exchanges. If the NYSE literally walked away and took all the stock holdings of people trading on it one day, the global stock markets would crash hard. The price has gone down a lot, but not "crashing" as I would expect and IMHO that really shows the amount of insider trading to keep the prices propped up. If most of bitcoins weren't held by so few, this wouldn't happen. Looking at the bid ask volumes on the charts is like a canyon, amazing any trades are happening at all if people didn't want to keep prices stabilized.

 
If I had any BTC I wouldn't be exchanging them for dollars i'd be dumping them on any retailer dumb enough to take them right now. Buy up Ipads and electronics which you can flip on craigslist easily.

 
I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft

At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).
I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?

 
Anti-Fed ultra libertarian guy> FDIC isn't so bad now, huh?
"Financial regulators in Japan, where Mt.Gox was based, say they won't intervene, because virtual money is not their problem."

Some regulation of the market isn't against most libertarians' principles.

 
I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft

At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.

The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).
I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?
It was very clear this was possible since inception. In the initial discussions Hal Finney, one of the top security experts on the planet, suggested it would be enough for the system to operate on simple altruism - if everyone felt they were giving something back to the community they would place nice which would ensure the integrity of the transactions. It's pretty amusing stuff. Entirely clear this whole thing is a scam and some people like Finney and Garzik should be jailed.

 
I'm just afraid when the price gets down to <100 there won't be anywhere to buy them for jojo as a prize for his hard work.

I wonder what agreement the core holders have to sell at? I assume they will get off the grid once they start making their dumps. With the underworld so invested in this stuff there will certainly be some hits.

 
I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft

At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).
I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?
Go read about the malleability problem, it was a flaw/bug in the original software that allowed attackers to be able to modify transactions after they took place, but before the network fully confirmed them, if they were quick enough. Some exchanges handled it better, basically waiting for full confirmation from the blockchain that a transaction was approved and authorized, whereas others waited for just a couple confirmations and were potentially subject to attack. At least, that is my understanding, from memory and as a lay-person to this kind of stuff.

 
I am mainly in this to see the daily jojo trainwreck, but in a real world environment how is buying BTC not the best money laundering system ever devised?

quietly on a slow bleed again. Seems in a trading range of 700-900.
You are clearly clueless and don't understand how difficult it is to hide money w/ btc.

And what slide are you talking about? Keep spreading FUD :thumbup:

https://www.mtgox.com/
Jojo, hi, I want to respond to this, but unfortunately this link doesn't seem to go anywhere. Can you check again and repost? Thanks.

 
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2014/02/schadenfreude-1.html

Schadenfreude

Magic the Gathering: Online Exchange" has magically gathered all your online bitcoins and exchanged them for ... something or other. More here. For once, do read the comments—it's hysterically funny, in a sad way, to watch the weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

C'mon, folks. Mt. Gox was a trading card swap mart set up by an amateur coder and implemented in PHP! And you expected NSA-levels of trusted computing security, so you trusted your money to it? (Oops. Let's make that better than NSA levels of security.) I've written software that handled financial transactions for a dot-com startup—a payment service provider, now a subsidiary of Mastercard. Been there, got the scars. (Do not ask me about the time our main production server got hacked three months before we went public: I still have PTSD. (Intrusion detected within 15 minutes; hacker targeted by law enforcement and corporate lawyers within 24 hours: nevertheless.))

You can't do this #### on an amateur basis and not get burned. Handling money makes you a target: the more money, the bigger the bullseye: and you can't write secure software on the run or patch up a proof of concept to production quality on a shoestring budget. Datacash grew from a tiny seed (about 30 credit card transactions in our first three months) to something that was handling around 20,000 transactions per server per day when I left in early 2000, following 30% compound growth per month for an extended period; the early codebase was retired as rapidly as was feasible, the company had penetration testers, an in-house crypto specialist, and coding standards with test harnesses and QA well before it was handling 10% of MtGox's turnover ... and still #### happened. From what I've read, I'm not convinced that MtGox ever understood what financial security entails. But the fault isn't theirs alone. The real fault lies with Bitcoin itself.

A real currency with a fiscal policy and the backing of a state that could raise loans would be able to ride out this insult. It'd be extraordinarily painful, but it wouldn't devastate the currency in perpetuity. But Bitcoin doesn't have a fiscal policy: it wears a gimp suit and a ball gag, padlocked into permanent deflation and with the rate of issue of new "notes" governed by the law of algorithmic complexity.

Someone please take my bottomless bowl of popcorn? I've eaten so much I think I'm going to be sick.

 
It's been almost 2 weeks since Jojo The BitTurd Boy has posted here. I think his mine caved in on him.

 
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I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...
Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.

 
I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...
Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.
yeah, cause bitcoins were a lot like precious metals.

 
I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...
Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.
yeah, cause bitcoins were a lot like precious metals.
The government doesn't care about similarities or differences. They just want to be able to tax trade.

 
Bitcoin is going to be on those "remember the twenty-teens?" lists someday. Maybe Billy Joel can incorporate the term into an updated We Didn't Start the Fire.

 
Bitcoin is going to be on those "remember the twenty-teens?" lists someday. Maybe Billy Joel can incorporate the term into an updated We Didn't Start the Fire.
Obamacare, Palin

Somali Pirates Sailin'

Miley, Bieber, quivering loins

Indonesia quakin'

Alex Keaton shakin'

In and Out, 5 Guys, Jojo pimpin' bitcoins!

We didn't start the fire...

 
chet was the other huge bitcoin pusher in here. Although my bet is that he didn't believe in it as much as taking part in a pump and dump scheme for himself and his clients.

 
Really? People put their money into this? On purpose? Then they deserve to lose it. Stupidity needs to be punished so they learn from it. Magic the Gathering bank? :lmao:

 
Plorfu said:
Jobber said:
Bitcoin is going to be on those "remember the twenty-teens?" lists someday. Maybe Billy Joel can incorporate the term into an updated We Didn't Start the Fire.
Obamacare, Palin

Somali Pirates Sailin'

Miley, Bieber, quivering loins

Indonesia quakin'

Alex Keaton shakin'

In and Out, 5 Guys, Jojo pimpin' bitcoins!

We didn't start the fire...
:lmao: :golfclap:

 
GroveDiesel said:
chet was the other huge bitcoin pusher in here. Although my bet is that he didn't believe in it as much as taking part in a pump and dump scheme for himself and his clients.
Yeah, I'm guessing he was only sold on it to the extend he could make quick cash on it. I can respect that. Jojo, OTOH... :lmao:

 
GroveDiesel said:
chet was the other huge bitcoin pusher in here. Although my bet is that he didn't believe in it as much as taking part in a pump and dump scheme for himself and his clients.
Yeah, I'm guessing he was only sold on it to the extend he could make quick cash on it. I can respect that. Jojo, OTOH... :lmao:
It may be too late for the Servocoin to debut. I think we missed the boat and missed the opportunity to start and exchange and walk away with all the money with no consequences.

 

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