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The only winning move is to not play.Good thing Jojo never bought any.They were only the largest bitcoin exchange. Don't really see the big deal.
The only winning move is to not play.Good thing Jojo never bought any.They were only the largest bitcoin exchange. Don't really see the big deal.
Great article, love these gems in the article and the comments.The only winning move is to not play.Good thing Jojo never bought any.They were only the largest bitcoin exchange. Don't really see the big deal.
Without a trace of irony, others are wondering if a "bailout" (From where? Narnia?) could save Mt.Gox
So you're saying that the Magic The Gathering Online Exchange wasn't a wise place to keep my money?
Afraid so. Which is why I keep my cash in the First Bank of Pokemon ("Gotta Catch Em All" )
Is the Beanie Baby market still safe??
Also, every time I remember Mt.Gox stands for Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange, I laughed for at least a few minutes.
At least part of it is going to be covered by the FDIC, so that'll soften the... Oh, wait. Nope.
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.
The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
JΞSTΞR™ @th3j35t3r 5h
China is buying a plane load of #Bitcoin right now - live view: http://bit.ly/1cJVDNY
JΞSTΞR™ @th3j35t3r 4h
5000 BTC & counting flowed into China in last 15mins. Sure its coincidence, as they're never involved in any hacking. http://bit.ly/1cJVDNY
I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
"Financial regulators in Japan, where Mt.Gox was based, say they won't intervene, because virtual money is not their problem."Anti-Fed ultra libertarian guy> FDIC isn't so bad now, huh?
So it appears this stupid #### has run its course.It was a run.
It was very clear this was possible since inception. In the initial discussions Hal Finney, one of the top security experts on the planet, suggested it would be enough for the system to operate on simple altruism - if everyone felt they were giving something back to the community they would place nice which would ensure the integrity of the transactions. It's pretty amusing stuff. Entirely clear this whole thing is a scam and some people like Finney and Garzik should be jailed.I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.
The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
Go read about the malleability problem, it was a flaw/bug in the original software that allowed attackers to be able to modify transactions after they took place, but before the network fully confirmed them, if they were quick enough. Some exchanges handled it better, basically waiting for full confirmation from the blockchain that a transaction was approved and authorized, whereas others waited for just a couple confirmations and were potentially subject to attack. At least, that is my understanding, from memory and as a lay-person to this kind of stuff.I thought JoJo claimed this was impossible because every transaction is backed up in the chain that's part of every bitcoin?I don't know if this doc is real, seems like people are divided on whether it was a hoax, someone trying to get other BTC exchanges to bail out MtGox or an actual crisis plan that was sent to VCs and then leaked, but if it is true, then MtGox is even more F@$#$%# than they let on.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/209050732/MtGox-Situation-Crisis-Strategy-Draft
That is $323,817,480 in lost BTC at the current market rate ($435ish, based on "buy price" at https://coinbase.com/charts).At this point 744,408 BTC are missing due to malleability-related theft which went unnoticed for several years.The cold storage has been wiped out due to a leak in the hot wallet.
Jojo, hi, I want to respond to this, but unfortunately this link doesn't seem to go anywhere. Can you check again and repost? Thanks.You are clearly clueless and don't understand how difficult it is to hide money w/ btc.I am mainly in this to see the daily jojo trainwreck, but in a real world environment how is buying BTC not the best money laundering system ever devised?
quietly on a slow bleed again. Seems in a trading range of 700-900.
And what slide are you talking about? Keep spreading FUD![]()
https://www.mtgox.com/
"Oh look, another article that focuses on bitcoin's failure as a currency without even mentioning the blockchain, or disruptive, or any of the other buzzwords that I have learned to associate with bitcoin without actually understanding what they mean"
We're gonna need a bigger cement truck.:dogpile:
But I just bought an entire rack of bitcoin mining servers. What now?The mines are closed boys.
Maybe you should go see the Winkelvoss so you can get some "risk-free" bitcoins.But I just bought an entire rack of bitcoin mining servers. What now?The mines are closed boys.
Start mining for doges!!!But I just bought an entire rack of bitcoin mining servers. What now?The mines are closed boys.
Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
Porn site.But I just bought an entire rack of bitcoin mining servers. What now?The mines are closed boys.
Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
yeah, cause bitcoins were a lot like precious metals.Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
The government doesn't care about similarities or differences. They just want to be able to tax trade.yeah, cause bitcoins were a lot like precious metals.Huge difference between the two given Obamacare has the support of the president, congress and the supreme court. Bitcoin on the other hand makes it harder for the federal government to tax free market transactions. I'm not a fan of Obamacare, but it won't die. Bitcoin was doomed to die just like the federal government killed silver in 1873 and gold in 1933.Can't decide which schadenfreude I've enjoyed more, Bitcoin's implosion or ObamaCare's...I'd say "I told you so", but I'm just a hater.
Obamacare, PalinBitcoin is going to be on those "remember the twenty-teens?" lists someday. Maybe Billy Joel can incorporate the term into an updated We Didn't Start the Fire.
Plorfu said:Obamacare, PalinJobber said:Bitcoin is going to be on those "remember the twenty-teens?" lists someday. Maybe Billy Joel can incorporate the term into an updated We Didn't Start the Fire.
Somali Pirates Sailin'
Miley, Bieber, quivering loins
Indonesia quakin'
Alex Keaton shakin'
In and Out, 5 Guys, Jojo pimpin' bitcoins!
We didn't start the fire...
:golfclap:Yeah, I'm guessing he was only sold on it to the extend he could make quick cash on it. I can respect that. Jojo, OTOH...GroveDiesel said:chet was the other huge bitcoin pusher in here. Although my bet is that he didn't believe in it as much as taking part in a pump and dump scheme for himself and his clients.
It may be too late for the Servocoin to debut. I think we missed the boat and missed the opportunity to start and exchange and walk away with all the money with no consequences.Yeah, I'm guessing he was only sold on it to the extend he could make quick cash on it. I can respect that. Jojo, OTOH...GroveDiesel said:chet was the other huge bitcoin pusher in here. Although my bet is that he didn't believe in it as much as taking part in a pump and dump scheme for himself and his clients.![]()