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Have to agree with this, don't want to see some fugly chick talking about this topic, really anyone but especially them. I try to change the channel as quickly as possible.
 
The General said:
These commercials with people talking about spraying this stuff in their cracks, folds, etc need to be stopped. Started appearing in my podcasts, now they are on TV as well.

Enough! Grooosss!
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I've been awaiting this topic's arrival.

Same old Old Spice Fresh here. Got a double-pack yesterday in fact. One for me, and one for my hairless emotional support rescue cockatoo, Pablo. We love the stuff but it only goes under arms and wings, nothing more. Chicks dig it.
 
Those commercials have been on for some time now and they’re utterly revolting and disgusting. Way too much information for me. I might be a prude, but the graphic description isn’t selling anything; it’s so you take note of how disgusting the ad is. We all can infer from a basic description what it does.
 
They want you to use more product.

The vast majority of people do not use body deodorant, but they are trying to convince people to try it. If 10% of their users start using twice as much product it is a win.
 
Harry Frogfish said:
The General said:
These commercials with people talking about spraying this stuff in their cracks, folds, etc need to be stopped. Started appearing in my podcasts, now they are on TV as well.

Enough! Grooosss!
Click to expand...

I've been awaiting this topic's arrival.

Same old Old Spice Fresh here. Got a double-pack yesterday in fact. One for me, and one for my hairless emotional support rescue cockatoo, Pablo. We love the stuff but it only goes under arms and wings, nothing more. Chicks dig it.
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I did enjoy that cockatoo story. That was poetic!
 
Mitchie said:
Have to agree with this, don't want to see some fugly chick talking about this topic, really anyone but especially them. I try to change the channel as quickly as possible.
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I believe the one you are talking about was with the doctor who invented her brand. The matter of fact way she described slathering this stuff was very offputting 😂
 
rockaction said:
Those commercials have been on for some time now and they’re utterly revolting and disgusting. Way too much information for me. I might be a prude, but the graphic description isn’t selling anything; it’s so you take note of how disgusting the ad is. We all can infer from a basic description what it does.
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Yep “I spray it in my crack!”

I’m trying to eat dinner, lady!
 
Yup. The commercials are gross and it's so weird that they expect people to believe that this product is somehow necessary now. Just take a shower
 
The General said:
Harry Frogfish said:
The General said:
These commercials with people talking about spraying this stuff in their cracks, folds, etc need to be stopped. Started appearing in my podcasts, now they are on TV as well.

Enough! Grooosss!
Click to expand...

I've been awaiting this topic's arrival.

Same old Old Spice Fresh here. Got a double-pack yesterday in fact. One for me, and one for my hairless emotional support rescue cockatoo, Pablo. We love the stuff but it only goes under arms and wings, nothing more. Chicks dig it.
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I did enjoy that cockatoo story. That was poetic!
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I got on here today and had like a dozen alerts on my little bell thing from that. Thought for sure I was banned or something and was dreading seeing what it was, but no, it was all good. Phew.
 
back in 77 i had a buddy who we all called grizzly because he was like the missing link he was so hairy i mean he looked like a bear with tons of hair all over his arms back chest etc and old grizzly was a straight up lumberjack he was the guy who cut the trees and would run a chain saw all day and so when we would meet up at the tap after work old grizz stunk like two cycle and bo so and he would keep old spice sticks in his truck and lather up in his truck in the dark before he came in well one day he came in and his old space stick had broken off and half the stick of deodorant was hanging off the sasquatchlike hair on his arm and all the paper shakers laughed and said oh grizz and he still did all right take that to the bank bromigos
 
1. Don’t watch commercials
2. If these people aren’t going to shower then I’m grateful for anything that may make it where I don’t have to smell them
 
Ugh. Non-intimate knowledge of the public smell of intimate parts is really just grossing me out at 2:45 AM PDT.
 
Necrotizing fasciitis. Look it up. Be grossed out. This is why death metal bands exist. The view that we are simply meat and bones leads one who is acutely aware of bodily malfunctions (or bodily functions left unclean) and rot to have an awfully bleak worldview.

It also means that “tearing it down” or “starting over” w/r/t systems leads to concerns the average person hasn’t even begun to contemplate. The fetid stink of our unmaintained bodies should give us all pause. The lack of restful sleep and the peril of rotting bodies is something that the masters in castles barely experience if they do at all. Lurching toward disorder because you’ve been goaded by cable channels with talking heads that make mid-triple digits to blab nonsense is unwise, IMO.
 
Personally, I have a couple of observations/questions about this latest affront to our sensibilities.

1. Is this being directed at a US populace that continues to grow? And by grow I mean fat. As we all grow larger, there are certain area's of the body we can no longer attend to as we should which, I assume, will eventually begin to accumulate schmegma. Said schmeg at some point will begin to emit an odor.

2. Is this because people are simply getting lazier about personal hygiene? No matter how hard the work day was, there was always time for a 5 minute shower before stepping out. Don't be that person who opts for this nasty *** spray rather than a thorough scrub.

3. This relates to #1, not being a large person myself, I've always wondered how big folk get to certain areas of the body. I assume there are just spots you surrender at some point and move on knowing there will be a certain amount of buildup at said spot you simply will not be able to address. That how it works? Honestly don't know.
 
The General said:
Harry Frogfish said:
The General said:
These commercials with people talking about spraying this stuff in their cracks, folds, etc need to be stopped. Started appearing in my podcasts, now they are on TV as well.

Enough! Grooosss!
Click to expand...

I've been awaiting this topic's arrival.

Same old Old Spice Fresh here. Got a double-pack yesterday in fact. One for me, and one for my hairless emotional support rescue cockatoo, Pablo. We love the stuff but it only goes under arms and wings, nothing more. Chicks dig it.
Click to expand...
I did enjoy that cockatoo story. That was poetic!
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Stupid Sleeper leagues limit team names to 25 characters, so there will be no "Emotional Support Cockatoo" in that league this year :mad:
 
Max Power said:
What are you guys watching that you see these commercials? I can't recall ever seeing one.
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Was initially podcasts where the commercials were overly graphic.

Now during NBA I’m getting some copy cat product with people taking about spraying this stuff under their folds and cracks.

It’s approaching “Idiocracy” territory here.
 
beer 30 said:
Personally, I have a couple of observations/questions about this latest affront to our sensibilities.

1. Is this being directed at a US populace that continues to grow? And by grow I mean fat. As we all grow larger, there are certain area's of the body we can no longer attend to as we should which, I assume, will eventually begin to accumulate schmegma. Said schmeg at some point will begin to emit an odor.

2. Is this because people are simply getting lazier about personal hygiene? No matter how hard the work day was, there was always time for a 5 minute shower before stepping out. Don't be that person who opts for this nasty *** spray rather than a thorough scrub.

3. This relates to #1, not being a large person myself, I've always wondered how big folk get to certain areas of the body. I assume there are just spots you surrender at some point and move on knowing there will be a certain amount of buildup at said spot you simply will not be able to address. That how it works? Honestly don't know.
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Fat people and playing on insecurities. The first is people are fat so why not, the second is playing on insecurities a classic marketing tool!
 
Max Power said:
What are you guys watching that you see these commercials? I can't recall ever seeing one.
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I actually can’t recall. I’m not a podcast listener so not that. But somewhere, and quite frequently. That’s a good question. I’m not sure where. Probably something to do with sports or politics.
 
heckmanm said:
The General said:
Harry Frogfish said:
The General said:
These commercials with people talking about spraying this stuff in their cracks, folds, etc need to be stopped. Started appearing in my podcasts, now they are on TV as well.

Enough! Grooosss!
Click to expand...

I've been awaiting this topic's arrival.

Same old Old Spice Fresh here. Got a double-pack yesterday in fact. One for me, and one for my hairless emotional support rescue cockatoo, Pablo. We love the stuff but it only goes under arms and wings, nothing more. Chicks dig it.
Click to expand...
I did enjoy that cockatoo story. That was poetic!
Click to expand...
Stupid Sleeper leagues limit team names to 25 characters, so there will be no "Emotional Support Cockatoo" in that league this year :mad:
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Just drop off the "atoo" and you are all set.

Follow me for more team naming tips.
 
The General said:
Max Power said:
What are you guys watching that you see these commercials? I can't recall ever seeing one.
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Was initially podcasts where the commercials were overly graphic.

Now during NBA I’m getting some copy cat product with people taking about spraying this stuff under their folds and cracks.

It’s approaching “Idiocracy” territory here.
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Makes sense. going after that midwestern demographic
 
The General said:
Max Power said:
What are you guys watching that you see these commercials? I can't recall ever seeing one.
Click to expand...
Was initially podcasts where the commercials were overly graphic.

Now during NBA I’m getting some copy cat product with people taking about spraying this stuff under their folds and cracks.

It’s approaching “Idiocracy” territory here.
Click to expand...

bostonfred chalked up the graphic personal hygiene product advertising to “late-stage capitalism.” I’m chalking it up to an utter abandonment of personal decorum where crudity and frankness are virtues in and of themselves.

I dissent .
 
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