Broncos Fart Tax (1 Viewer)

[Ned]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2486542-von-miller-reveals-broncos-fine-him-for-passing-gas-during-meetings

It's not uncommon for professional athletes to be fined for their actions, such as showing up to work late or celebrating after a touchdown. Fining players is a way for a league or team to try to break bad habits.

Well, the Denver Broncos are doing what they can to get defensive star Von Miller to, um, control himself during meetings.

Miller revealed to Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post that he gets fined (a lot) by the Broncos for passing gas during meetings. Seriously:

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[Jayrok]

Well that stinks.

 

[jon_mx]

Can he be arrested for disturbing the peace?

 

[Tom Servo]

(silent but deadly post)

 

[johnnycakes]

"You can't cut the cheese wherever you please"

- TTT

 

[Parrothead]

sit next to the punter and blame him

 

[Ned]

He should've used the 'whoever smelt it, delt it' defense.

 

[bostonfred]

You've got to be ####ting me

 

[SWC]

brohans if my wife could fine me for ripping a tooter or laying down some brown air i would just have to sign my half of the house over to her and call it a day holy schmoley this is one tough law take that to the bank bromigos

 

[tom22406]

I hope Tebow crop dusted the place before he left

 

[17seconds]

Pic in the link is great

 

[Spin]

Isn't it considered unhealthy to hold it in? And these organizations claim they care about players safety.

 

[Parrothead]

all this time I thought he was pointing at the QB saying "I got you" when he was really saying "pull my finger"

 

[TheAristocrat]

To be fair, the Broncos as an organization are a bunch of fartknockers.

 

[Tom Servo]

brohans if my wife could fine me for ripping a tooter or laying down some brown air i would just have to sign my half of the house over to her and call it a day holy schmoley this is one tough law take that to the bank bromigos

 

[bostonfred]

Linebacker/offensive end

 

[Mister CIA]

I'll bet he is getting all kinds of sponsorship offers.

Step 1: Fart

Step 2: Profit

 

[Tom Servo]

At this office, there'd be some of my co-workers just handing over their paychecks.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

At this office, there'd be some of my co-workers just handing over their paychecks.

 

[Zow]

Something about this story doesn't pass the smell test.

 

[Ned]

brohans if my wife could fine me for ripping a tooter or laying down some brown air i would just have to sign my half of the house over to her and call it a day holy schmoley this is one tough law take that to the bank bromigos

So good.