Butler put in his two weeks (1 Viewer)

[Finless]

He's been with me on and off for about 9 years. It's only a 4 bedroom, 3 bath. Suggestions?

 

[ntz08]

You should probably go to China to find a butler.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My helper monkey keeps going off on drinking binges.

I get so worried until he comes staggering home, smelling of banana daiquiris.

 

[mquinnjr]

My helper monkey keeps going off on drinking binges.

I get so worried until he comes staggering home, smelling of banana daiquiris.

"You don't pay any attention to me. You don't even let me throw poo at you anymore!"

 

[B-Deep]

My helper monkey keeps going off on drinking binges.

I get so worried until he comes staggering home, smelling of banana daiquiris.

sorry about that,

but that monkey is a freaking riot

we'll try and call next time

 

[Ilov80s]

He's been with me on and off for about 9 years. It's only a 4 bedroom, 3 bath. Suggestions?

Tough spot, maids, gardeners, and chefs are easy to replace. However, your butler needs to speak English so that really knocks out most of the work pool interested in being a servant. There just just aren't as many poor English immigrants anymore. I remember the days when you could call up any of your friends or family and they would have a young chap ready to take the step up from valet to butler.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Can't your other butlers pick up the slack? Or are you poor or something?

 

[Guest]

So close to Labor Day!?!

 

[seahawk 17]

Riot time.

 

[msommer]

Classic FFA pot-pourri



I missed this!

 

[optionmaven]

Alfred would have never done that to you.

 

[optionmaven]

Alfred would have never done that to you.

Nor Mr. French.

 

[B-Deep]

Alfred would have never done that to you.

Nor Mr. French.

nor Benson!

 

[optionmaven]

Alfred would have never done that to you.

Nor Mr. French.

nor Benson!

"If you name your kid Jeeves, you've pretty much plotted out his future." <Seinfeld>

 

[Ilov80s]

I know a guy with years of experience in service, none as a butler though, but he has all the skills. The only problem is he has a limp and so I'm concerned he will be able to earn the respect of the help.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Can't your other butlers pick up the slack? Or are you poor or something?

so is this a staff member or did the iron sheik come out of a coma?

 

[msommer]

Can't your other butlers pick up the slack? Or are you poor or something?

so is this a staff member or did the iron sheik come out of a coma?

He's back

 

[Otis]

good shtick

 

[Sinn Fein]

Get an au pair imo

Much better than a butler.

 

[Finless]

Can't your other butlers pick up the slack? Or are you poor or something?

so is this a staff member or did the iron sheik come out of a coma?

Real deal, raised the Bat signal a few nights ago in the GM thread and he showed up. FFA is honestly a safer place when we'be got a intelligence specialist involved in black ops posting.

 

[Finless]

I was wondering if pulling a Mexican off one of my contracting crews could work. Yup, got my old job back.

 

[Mentos]

Lee Daniels' Butler?

 

[johnnycakes]

Hire a trained professional from the UK's Butler Valet School. No Mexicans... puhleeeze.... they may make a good gardener, however.

 

[tdoss]

" It's only a 4 bedroom, 3 bath."

Not bad for Butler's quarters...you should be able to find a replacement quickly.

 

[Finless]

" It's only a 4 bedroom, 3 bath."

Not bad for Butler's quarters...you should be able to find a replacement quickly.

I was wondering if I wrote that right or if there'd be confusion after my post. Glad we're clear.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

You should probably go to China to find a butler.

Speaking of China, I came across this on YouTube and I could not believe the Monastery has gotten so commercialized. I had wanted to learn Kung Fu when I was a kid. And my dad said, why don't you start with the most basic technique first? See 15:40 and you'll understand why I never advanced to technique #2.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-5S5mvayCw

 

[Rohn Jambo]

You should probably go to China to find a butler.

Speaking of China, I came across this on YouTube and I could not believe the Monastery has gotten so commercialized. I had wanted to learn Kung Fu when I was a kid. And my dad said, why don't you start with the most basic technique first? See 15:40 and you'll understand why I never advanced to technique #2.

I knew it! Even thousands of miles away, people could tell that monk is corrupt.

http://www.ft.com/intl/cms/s/0/f68d4322-398c-11e5-bbd1-b37bc06f590c.html#axzz3hnnhu3kp