Check in if you're staying home New Year's (1 Viewer)

[Soulfly3]

lobsters, malpeque oysters, foie gras and french cheeses sent from my parents in France, fresh baguette, white wine.

I will be reporting to the Gout thread again tomorrow.

 

[Grady Wilson]

Staying home and honestly can't remember the last time we went out on NYE. It's been at least 6 or 7 years. I'll just get drunk on another random night.

 

[JaxBill]

Phish webcast plus beers. What else would I need?

Thought Phish usually required some munchies at least.

 

[pollardsvision]

Phish webcast plus beers. What else would I need?

Same here. Well, except Phish webcast, it's Happy Endings marathon.

 

[ragincajun]

Here on the couch dominating the chess board!

 

[shadyridr]

How do you get to stay home so often? I stayed home once (last year) and it was glorious. Every other yr I goto my inlaws and while I love them like family I just wanna go home and relax.

 

[hammerva]

Oh Jenny McCarthy. She loves this time of the year because 364 days of the year her relationships are complete crap but on New Years Eve she is making out with every solider in New York

 

[Jewell]

I'm already in bed with a true beauty. Unfortunately, it's my toddler daughter so it's not that kind of in bed with a true beauty.

I'm currently trying to get her new favorite song out of my freaking head before the new year starts.

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

WHAT THE FOX SAY?

 

[hammerva]

Unless Miley Cyrus is going to start to dry humping teddy bears I don't give a crap about Robin Thicke

I flipped to the Fox News New Years celebration because I thought it would be guys and girls taking a leak on a fathead of Obama.

The rum is starting to kick in so please disregarding my stupidity

 

[hammerva]

What is that midget doing with Miley Cyrus. Looks like the party is ready to start

 

[Otis]

Home. In bed by 11.

 

[prosopis]

Watching Twilight Zone marathon. I think I have seen every episode but it is all new when watching with my 11 year old daughter. Fun seeing her reactions. She is digging it. My 8 year old son asked me if it is in black and white so it will look old.

 

[seahawk 17]

Wife: (Calls from work) Let's stay home, cuddle and watch movies this year, but get a 5th of Jager...

Me:

Drinks Jager...

Me: You shave downstairs?

Her:

Me: You shave your legs?

Her:

Me: You're not even ####### trying...

Now she's passed out 8:05PST

Happy New Years....

 

[Penguin]

Wife: (Calls from work) Let's stay home, cuddle and watch movies this year, but get a 5th of Jager...

Me:

Drinks Jager...

Me: You shave downstairs?

Her:

Me: You shave your legs?

Her:

Me: You're not even ####### trying...

Now she's passed out 8:05PST

Happy New Years....

Get the razor out

 

[flysack]

The wife and boy are both asleep and I'm about to fire up an online computer game and watch the original Alien on blu-ray.

Alcohol free too. Mostly because I got way too drunk a couple days ago and the memory bruise still smarts.

 

[hammerva]

Dude I am way too drunk to not be creeped out by the midget hanging out with Miley Cryus

 

[Raider Nation]

Dirty little secret: this is just another day on the calendar.

 

[flapgreen]

Weirdest thing. I turn on the TV to look for a New Year's show for the last few minutes, and there's not a single one on live here except CNN. The people who run the networks around here are morons.

 

[Raider Nation]

omg omg.... in 9 minutes, it will be..... tomorrow!

 

[fantasycurse42]

Dirty little secret: this is just another day on the calendar.

Shhhhhh, if this gets out, the restaurants won't be able to charge $400 with a midnight toast for a meal that should go for $60.

 

[flapgreen]

Currently trimming up my pubes for the countdown.

 

[bentley]

omg omg.... in 9 minutes, it will be..... tomorrow!

I would agree but I don't have to work tomorrow so that's always nice.

 

[seahawk 17]

Shout out to the East Coast!!!!

 

[hammerva]

They just said "#### #### UP" on Fox News tonight.

 

[Zegras11]

omg omg.... in 9 minutes, it will be..... tomorrow!

Happy Nude Year

 

[Raider Nation]

Currently trimming up my pubes for the countdown.

Do that at the sink in the gym, next to the old guy blow-drying his nuts.

 

[prosopis]

omg omg.... in 9 minutes, it will be..... tomorrow!

I would agree but I don't have to work tomorrow so that's always nice.

yup

 

[hammerva]

Is that Debbie Harry on ABC because she is more wasted that Bob Beckel right now

 

[flapgreen]

Currently trimming up my pubes for the countdown.

Do that at the sink in the gym, next to the old guy blow-drying his nuts.

That would make me a hypocrite. I want that guy dead.

 

[seahawk 17]

This thread is boring as ####, lets jerk off to this at the same time. (SFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHDtXqjgEj4

Yay Super Bowl!!!

 

[GOB]

Holy #### my neighbors are setting off fireworks that sound like cannons.

I'm officially getting pissed.

 

[Raider Nation]

Currently trimming up my pubes for the countdown.

Do that at the sink in the gym, next to the old guy blow-drying his nuts.

That would make me a hypocrite. I want that guy dead.

More or less than Jared from Subway?

 

[hammerva]

Holy crap Nick Cannon what the hell are you doing with Mariah Carey. It won't hurt to tell her to loose about 25 pounds

 

[flapgreen]

Why are people crying in the crowd?

 

[flapgreen]

Currently trimming up my pubes for the countdown.

Do that at the sink in the gym, next to the old guy blow-drying his nuts.

That would make me a hypocrite. I want that guy dead.

More or less than Jared from Subway?

It's just different. I want the old guy punished for making me look at his package. I want Jared dead just because.

 

[Wrigley]

Kids in bed, I'm not far behind

 

[eoMMan]

Holy crap Nick Cannon what the hell are you doing with Mariah Carey. It won't hurt to tell her to loose about 25 pounds

She's probably worth about ten times him.

 

[flapgreen]

At least

 

[The Dude]

Bunch of old farts snubbing NYE.

 

[seahawk 17]

Nobody wants to circle jerk?

 

[eoMMan]

Nobody wants to circle jerk?

We all came earlier. You missed it.

 

[flapgreen]

It's good

 

[Soulfly3]

demi lovato is in town tonight.

Id love to spread those chunky legs and have a midnight buffet

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Flap hosts the best on-line New Year's party.

 

[flapgreen]

DD is drunk again.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

 

[Raider Nation]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

****.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

DD is drunk again.

Nope. Just one drink and some Spumante.

Winter Classic tomorrow!

 

[flapgreen]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

****.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

****.

Dave

**** is dead, dawg.