Check in if you're staying home New Year's (1 Viewer)

[seahawk 17]

Nobody wants to circle jerk?

We all came earlier. You missed it.

East Coast...home of the "Two pump Chumps!"

 

[Raider Nation]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

****.

Dave

**** is dead, dawg.

Didn't there used to be 5 of them?

 

[bentley]

RN> Just read this online and thought of your posts about NYE being amateur night. It was written in 1951.

On New Year's Eve all those who drink act like demented children and a reveler is believed to be a failure at frivolity if he doesn't insult all those who come in contact with him. But on this night it is the good drinkers I pity. The rummies suffer most.

 

[flapgreen]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck needs a crank in the jaw.

 

[Raider Nation]

RN> Just read this online and thought of your posts about NYE being amateur night. It was written in 1951.

On New Year's Eve all those who drink act like demented children and a reveler is believed to be a failure at frivolity if he doesn't insult all those who come in contact with him. But on this night it is the good drinkers I pity. The rummies suffer most.

Spot on.

 

[Raider Nation]

Elizabeth Hasselbeck needs a crank in the jaw.

I'm absolutely in love with her. Best legs on TV. And we get 3 hours of them every morning now that she's on Fox & Friends.

My DVR is about to tap out.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Anyone else miss almost dead Dave Clark this year?

****.

Dave

**** is dead, dawg.

Didn't there used to be 5 of them?

Yeah and the one invented the #### Clark in a box, genius.

 

[flapgreen]

She is a knockout.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

This ####### language filter is smart.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Yeah and the one invented the #### Clark in a box, genius.

He was also a pretty good pinch-hitter (#20 all-time).

 

[Raider Nation]

Yeah and the one invented the #### Clark in a box, genius.

He was also a pretty good pinch-hitter (#20 all-time).

Why is DD sarcastically calling me a genius? We were just starting to get along.

 

[ChainsawU]

This ####### language filter is smart.

Wait until the thread about the #### Van #### show. The #### is going on in here.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[Doctor Detroit]

**** van Jellycock?

 

[bentley]

Rape Van Dykes

Doesn't seem all that smart.

 

[ChainsawU]

I was raped by a dike in her van. Usually when you are forced to eat something as a child you dislike it as an adult. Not the case.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[flapgreen]

See ya next year, fellas.

 

[Zegras11]

The Idaho Potato just dropped

 

[Otis]

omg omg.... in 9 minutes, it will be..... tomorrow!

 

[TxBuckeye]

We nearly always go to dinner early, come home, watch some TV, then go to bed by 10:00. But this year, we were invited to a BBQ at my daughter's place in the boondocks, then by my son who just got home from Kuwait to go downtown San Antonio for some drinks. Did both, got home about 10:30, sent 2013 out with a bang, and was asleep before 11:00. All in all, it was a very enjoyable NYE.

 

[flapgreen]

Back again and not doing a damn thing.

 

[Otis]

IN

 

[PatsWillWin]

In for the severalth consecutive year.

 

[Raider Nation]

We're all old farts now. It would be a shorter thread if you asked who isn't staying home. :(

 

[Tony Jabroni]

IN

Yep

 

[gianmarco]

Working, then in. If not for working close to midnight, I probably wouldn't even stay up.

 

[Henry Ford]

Yup

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I was gonna go out for a change, but I'm cheap so no.

I ordered a couple of Asian hookers from Craigslist though, I'm guessing they'll be Honduran but I'm not picky.

 

[The Commish]

IN

Completely solo this year...family is in FL

 

[Binky The Doormat]

IN

and loving it, though the MS teams are pissing me off. I am surfing and watching football, the almost 18 yr. old son is out at a bonfire party, the wife and 10 yr. old daughter are playing Knack on the PS4.

Need an Alka-Seltzer from dinner though ...just so puffy right now.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I was gonna go out for a change, but I'm cheap so no.

I ordered a couple of Asian hookers from Craigslist though, I'm guessing they'll be Honduran but I'm not picky.

links?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I was gonna go out for a change, but I'm cheap so no.

I ordered a couple of Asian hookers from Craigslist though, I'm guessing they'll be Honduran but I'm not picky.

Chinks?

That's racist, man.

 

[shadyridr]

I wish. At my sister in laws. Its torture

 

[Brady Marino]

I was gonna go out for a change, but I'm cheap so no.

I ordered a couple of Asian hookers from Craigslist though, I'm guessing they'll be Honduran but I'm not picky.

My money is on Albanian.

 

[Raider Nation]

Victoria Justice is hosting a NYE party on MTV at 11:00. That's the highlight of my evening.

 

[mr roboto]

In. Prosciutto, figs with goat cheese and bacon, some vanilla porters and S2 of dexter.

 

[Brady Marino]

Victoria Justice is hosting a NYE party on MTV at 11:00. That's the highlight of my evening.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I was gonna go out for a change, but I'm cheap so no.

I ordered a couple of Asian hookers from Craigslist though, I'm guessing they'll be Honduran but I'm not picky.

Chinks?

That's racist, man.

Not cool. My daughter is Chinese. Pls change it.

 

[jamny]

IN!

Think my wife might make it to midnight tonight.

Won't bet on it though

 

[sbonomo]

In.....have to be up early for the rose parade tomorrow (volunteer ing). Have never liked going out on new years! Happy new years my i-friends!

 

[McGarnicle]

Dance party by the fireplace, whacked out of our minds on weed cookies, dog seems confused. We had ribeye, shrimp, crab cakes and corn on the cob.

Happy New Year to all you awesome FBGs out there

 

[seahawk 17]

Came in to report staying home again. Wife is asleep and I am watching cartoons with the little ones. To my surprise, I see a drunken post by me from last year at the top of the page.

 

[Otis]

Checking in for Pickles as his proxy. No way that guy is going out tonight.

 

[NutterButter]

Came in to report staying home again. Wife is asleep and I am watching cartoons with the little ones. To my surprise, I see a drunken post by me from last year at the top of the page.

Your wife is asleep at 7:30?

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Should I have pants on when these chicks get here?

 

[Raider Nation]

Victoria Justice is hosting a NYE party on MTV at 11:00. That's the highlight of my evening.

Way too much clothing!

FYI, she's got a new show premiering on MTV on Jan. 12. It looks positively terrible but I'm going to watch it naked.

 

[NutterButter]

Looks like a vampire. Girl needs a little blush.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Should I have pants on when these chicks get here?

You should only be wearing a Wockenfuss jersey.

 

[seahawk 17]

Came in to report staying home again. Wife is asleep and I am watching cartoons with the little ones. To my surprise, I see a drunken post by me from last year at the top of the page.

Your wife is asleep at 7:30?

She's an insurance Underwriter. Open enrollment is right now....so 12 hr days six days a week. She gets up around 3:00.