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Chris Berman (1 Viewer)
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Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
It sounds like he's gargling and his voice becomes incoherent at a certain point. He sounds like the fat dude that Martin Short played for awhile on TV...Glick!
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iknowsquat
Footballguy
Him and Tom Jackson. Jackson talks like he invented the game.
Touchdown Syndrome
Footballguy
LOL, yes!Jiminy Glick.
gregjcross
Footballguy
It is pretty sad that such an institution of NFL news from the 1990's has come to this. They should realize how great they had it, how much we appreciated them, and move on proudly. Maybe Beano Cooke should have a chat.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
He makes some valid points after the requisite stuttering which begins EVERY sentence.
wormburner
Footballguy
Blasphemy! Who will give us our player nicknames?
MrSoup
Footballguy
I love Berman and prefer the ESPN crew Sunday mornings.
Do I go to Berman for information and knowledge? No. That's what Footballguys and Rotoworld are for.
The Fastest 3 Minutes is a great segment. C'Mon man is hilarious.
We should be discussing how the CBS and Fox crews are terrible.
Do I go to Berman for information and knowledge? No. That's what Footballguys and Rotoworld are for.
The Fastest 3 Minutes is a great segment. C'Mon man is hilarious.
We should be discussing how the CBS and Fox crews are terrible.
fishmang86
Footballguy
UnderDawgs
Footballguy
THIS!I wanna party with that dude.
steelcityman
Footballguy
He's awful.
fishmang86
Footballguy
Waaay better than Terry Bradshaw. Have you heard him try to do half time updates? He can't keep up with the plays.
THIS!THIS!I wanna party with that dude.
wormburner
Footballguy
You should take that back back back back back back . . . . .
Hoss_Cartwright
Footballguy
Where oh where are you Curt Gowdy and Ray Scott.
bulger2holt
Footballguy
I love Berman. Favorite all time.
Hoss_Cartwright
Footballguy
I saw the beginning of ESPN (Berman came shortly thereafter) and I liked him for a long time, but his mimicking of Howard Cosell and John Facenda did it for me as far as Chris Berman goes. I also can't stand the nickname shtick. Talk about old.
kneeunthaface
Footballguy
BOOOOOOO!
I vote this thread right down to the bottom!
I vote this thread right down to the bottom!
wormburner
Footballguy
And a fashion icon.
A monkey shuffling papers created by a research staff?
Every time I see him, I struggle over which to do first...shave my head or jog in place for more than 3 minutes.
Northbound Train
Footballguy
Thissteelcityman said:
Hang 10
Footballguy
It's almost like they make Bradshaw do the highlights because he sucks so bad at it that it becomes unintentional comedy. More than likely, they have to justify paying him so much by giving something else to do. Like when they brought him pointlessly into the middle of the Skins/Eagles game with absolutely nothing to talk about.fishmang86 said:
pantherclub
Footballguy
Why does he wear a toupee that makes it looks like he is balding? Why not wear one with a full head of hair?
Frot
Footballguy
AWFUL
can't they just keep hannah storm out there? Why must they taunt us with what could be, only to give us Berman for the show
the nicknames are not good anymore
he uses the same lame jokes and 70s song references forever
he makes me ears and eyes hate my hands for not changing the channel
but i really like mort and sheffty
can't they just keep hannah storm out there? Why must they taunt us with what could be, only to give us Berman for the show
the nicknames are not good anymore
he uses the same lame jokes and 70s song references forever
he makes me ears and eyes hate my hands for not changing the channel
but i really like mort and sheffty
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Army Eye
Footballguy
That's the genius of it..
Godsbrother
Footballguy
ROBOPUNTER
Footballguy
You girls complaining about buggy whips too? I haven't watched ESPN in years.
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
That Berman is not afraid to grow hair.hook014 said:
Defending Champs
Footballguy
I'm simply amazed at how many people still like this idiot!
Seriously, the nicknames are horrendous, the WHUPS and all the nonsense noises he makes is simply unwatchable. I have been soooo happy that there is finally other places to catch all the hi-lights other than Berman and Tom Jackson. It's been old for quite some time, I am very surprised that ESPN who DID pioneer sports on television is not pioneering their way away from Berman...It is way past time.
Seriously, the nicknames are horrendous, the WHUPS and all the nonsense noises he makes is simply unwatchable. I have been soooo happy that there is finally other places to catch all the hi-lights other than Berman and Tom Jackson. It's been old for quite some time, I am very surprised that ESPN who DID pioneer sports on television is not pioneering their way away from Berman...It is way past time.
Nightly Mistake
Footballguy
He's become a Chatty Cathy of his own schtick. It's awful.
Exactly, his voice crackles all the time and he sounds like a being from a faraway land.
Nightly Mistake
Footballguy
ORLY?
ROBOPUNTER
Footballguy
I think he means Osaka
Nightly Mistake
Footballguy
Those Japanese names all look alike.ROBOPUNTER said:
Fragis Frodum
Footballguy
Ironically, it's his best work ever.......MaxPower said:
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Anyone watching the Cards/Titans game on ESPN? YAY... Berman is calling the game! 
Two minutes into the 1st Q, I'm watching it with the sound off.
Two minutes into the 1st Q, I'm watching it with the sound off.
