Company told me that I met my $5K HSA Deductible (1 Viewer)

[Buddy Ball 2K3]

So what procedure should I have done now??

Thinking about getting a Vasectomy, any other ideas?

 

[fantasycurse42]

boob job

 

[Joe Summer]

Lasik.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Third nut.

 

[Jaysus]

Vasectomy is a great one.

 

[johnnycakes]

I always say go with lobotomy.

 

[Buzzbait]

Vasectomy is a great one.

When I hear "Vasectomy" great isn't the word that comes to mind.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Lasik.

Typically not covered.

 

[CBusAlex]

Stop wearing your seat belt, for starters.

 

[chauncey]

Labiaplasty is all the rage these days.

Be careful image searching that though, especially if you are eating lunch at Arbys.

 

[arrow1]

penile implant

 

[jonessed]

Chiropractor that has a masseuse in the office.

 

[shady inc]

calf implants

 

[skol asylum]

Third arm.

 

[lardonastick]

Tonsils/appendix/gall bladder

 

[BowieMercs]

get those rotator cuffs scoped, clean up those torn meniscuses (mensici?)... and get that vasectomy done.

If dental is covered, get gold crowns on those 2nd & 3rd molars. Also, new glasses for everyone!

 

[cstu]

1. Take a shot! Vaccinations. Make sure your Tdap, Zostavax, Pneumovax, Influenza, Hep A and B vaccines are up to date. Tdap every 10 years, Zostavax just once after the age of 60.

2. Squish. Your Mammogram. Line up and get your screening mammogram done for the year if you are due. No-brainer.

3. Remember to bring your rear before the end of the year. Colonoscopy, if you are due. Every 10 years for people (of average risk) after the age of 50. If you are due for this, get it done.

4. Bumps and rashes. Dermatology visit for an annual skin check? If you have high risk skin, a family history of skin cancer or want something checked out, get in to see dermatology. A once a year skin check with dermatology saves lives from skin cancer.

5. I want it done, kinda. An elective orthopedic surgery. Many of you cram in your hammertoe surgery, meniscus repair and frozen shoulder surgery at the end of the year. You’ve put it off, but now you’ve met your deductible so it’s free, try and get it done like the rest of the folks. Ortho surgeons are very busy this time of year.

6. Get in those stirrups. Cervical cancer screening, your pap. Done every 3 years now for most of you, if you haven’t had it yet it’s time to get it done.

7. DEXA. Your bone density scan for osteoporosis screening is a good one to cram in. How often you need this should be discussed with your doctor but if you are due, get those bones ready.

8. Say what? Have your hearing checked. I’ve been asked quite a bit for referrals to audiology in the past few weeks for folks who notice one ear not as sharp as the other or who are giving in to the peer pressure from family members complaining about their hearing, or lack of.

9. Oh my aching (—fill in the blank—). Physical therapy. For much of what ails you, physical therapists are the unsung heroes of medicine. If you need PT for back pain, knee pain, shoulder pain, neck pain, etc. you may be able to get a few sessions done in this calendar year, and you will start all over in 2014 with fresh new limits on PT.

10. Injections. If you get Prolia injections, Depo-Provera for contraception, etc and you are billed for a nurse visit with your injection well then, get it done before 2014.

 

[Clifford]

I'd just keep going with Plastic Surgery til it looks like Brad Pitt and that Cat Lady had an adult baby

 

[SWC]

see if you can get a cup holder installed somewhere on your body man just think how sweat that would be take that to the hands free bank brohan

 

[Clifford]

"Wellness"

 

[Johnny Rock]

Hair implants. Get rid of the comb-over.

Tommy John surgery. See if Dr. Andrews is open. Might as well use the best amirite?

New hip.

Bionic eye.

 

[SWC]

if i had the chance i would have them move the hair from my back to my head man i would have all the papershakers chasing me around it like i was the fonz take that to the bank broaaaaaaaaaaymigos

 

[EYLive]

penile implant

adadictomy aren't typically covered either.

 

[EYLive]

Tommy John