Corrupt a wish (1 Viewer)

[Hastur]

In this game, you corrupt the above posters wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex. I wish for a million dollars.

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Etc., etc., etc...

I wish for a promotion.

 

[shadyridr]

Granted but you work in gay porn

 

[Abraham]

Granted. You are now head dishwasher.

 

[msudaisy26]

Granted you get it by sleeping with your pig of a boss and your perfect wife leaves you.

I want a new car

 

[Henry Ford]

Granted! But you're promoting banana hammocks in a Haitian prison and being paid in hockey pucks.

I wish for a naked, live, objectively attractive 25 year old woman with an oral fixation who gets aroused by cleaning and doing yard work.

 

[Hastur]

Granted! But she has AIDS.

I wish for hockey pucks to be worth a million dollars apiece.

 

[msudaisy26]

Granted but you sell hockey pucks in a Haiti prison and no one there likes hockey.

I wish for a helicopter

 

[mr roboto]

Granted! But you will be chopped to death by the blades.

I want to play a round of golf at Augusta National.

 

[shadyridr]

Granted but youre a woman

 

[Soulfly3]

I wish Eminence will become rich and pounds infinite amounts of poon

 

[Henry Ford]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

 

[johnnycakes]

In this game, you corrupt the above posters wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex. I wish for a million dollars.

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Etc., etc., etc...

I wish for a promotion.

Granted! you are now a salaried worker. Now you can work 2x the hours for the same pay, which will work out to less than minimum wage on an hourly basis.

 

[-fish-]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

Granted, but they don't make naan

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

Granted, but the only cheese they use is fromunda.

I wish for a harem of cheerleaders. Female ones!

 

[Henry Ford]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

Granted, but they don't make naan

Why would they make naan?

 

[shadyridr]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

Granted, but the only cheese they use is fromunda. I wish for a harem of cheerleaders. Female ones!

granted but theyre all over 18

 

[Henry Ford]

Granted, he now tastes just like butter and will have sex with female chickens until the end of time.

I wish for a great pizza place in my neighborhood.

Granted, but the only cheese they use is fromunda. I wish for a harem of cheerleaders. Female ones!

Granted. They are the American championship cheer leading squad. From 1947.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I wish Eminence will become rich and pounds infinite amounts of poon

Granted, but you have to watch.

 

[Das Boot]

Granted but youre a woman

2x

 

[Ilov80s]

I wish to win my fantasy football league this year.

 

[shadyridr]

I wish to win my fantasy football league this year.

granted but its a one team league

 

[Das Boot]

I wish for the Reds and Indians to play each other in this year's World Series championship.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish for the Reds and Indians to play each other in this year's World Series championship.

Granted, but next week they're both moving to New Mexico.

 

[Tchula]

I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.

Granted. As a result, the only candidate with enough money to become the next president will be Donald Trump.

 

[Hastur]

I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.

Granted! However, it seems no one has any merit, and America falls into anarchy.

I wish I had unlimited beer at my house.

 

[Das Boot]

I wish I had unlimited beer at my house.

Granted.

All the AB Natural Light you can drink!

 

[Slinger]

I wish for America to ban political parties so candidates have to run on their own merit.

Granted! However, it seems no one has any merit, and America falls into anarchy.

I wish I had unlimited beer at my house.

Granted, but it's Corona & you have no lime.

I wish for toothpaste that 10 out of 10 dentists would recommend.

 

[Das Boot]

I wish for the Reds and Indians to play each other in this year's World Series championship.

Granted, but next week they're both moving to New Mexico.

Crap :( now I remember that I made this same wish about the Cleveland Browns back in 1995.

It only kind of came true.

 

[Das Boot]

I wish for tooth paste that 10 out of 10 dentists would recommend.

Granted!

But they are unethical dentists, so the toothpaste dissolves enamel on contact and causes massive cavities within just a few days.

 

[Das Boot]

I wish for world peace.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish for world peace.

Granted, because the entire human race has been wiped out in nuclear war.

 

[fatness]

I want a new car

Granted. You and 12 other clowns will get into and out of it each night.

 

[shadyridr]

I wish for world peace.

granted, hes at your door!

 

[Wooderson]

I wish shadyrider would play this game correctly just once.

 

[Soulfly3]

I wish shadyrider would play this game correctly just once.

Granted. But then he edits his reply as soon as he's quoted

 

[rockaction]

I wish that Margot Robbie and Elizabeth Hurley ask me in on a threesome.

 

[rockaction]

I wish for the Reds and Indians to play each other in this year's World Series championship.

Granted, but next week they're both moving to New Mexico.

Crap :( now I remember that I made this same wish about the Cleveland Browns back in 1995.

It only kind of came true.

That they'd switch to playing baseball?

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I wish that Margot Robbie and Elizabeth Hurley ask me in on a threesome.

Involving you and their boyfriends only

I wish Jessica Alba would ask me to go down on her first

 

[rockaction]

I wish that Margot Robbie and Elizabeth Hurley ask me in on a threesome.

Involving you and their boyfriends only

I wish Jessica Alba would ask me to go down on her first

Communion for her little niece.

eta* pews, sorry

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish that Margot Robbie and Elizabeth Hurley ask me in on a threesome.

Involving you and their boyfriends onlyI wish Jessica Alba would ask me to go down on her first

Granted, provided that you go down on her boyfriend second.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish I had bacon in the fridge.

 

[Ilov80s]

I wish I had bacon in the fridge.

Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.

 

[Donny Loved Bowling]

I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.

Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I wish I had bacon in the fridge.

Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.

Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.

Granted! You own the Philadelphia Eagles.

 

[Donny Loved Bowling]

I wish I had bacon in the fridge.

Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.

Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.

Granted! You own the Philadelphia Eagles.

Aha... I see what you did there.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I wish I had bacon in the fridge.

Granted, but it's the 16th century philosopher Francis Bacon. I wish I could spend every winter in Florida.

Granted, but due to a grammatical error, you will actually be spending every winter in Flo Rida. Not that there's anything wrong with that.I wish I owned the Philadelphia Eagles.

Granted! You own the Philadelphia Eagles.

Aha... I see what you did there.

 

[Ignoramus]

I wish my wife would shut up.

 

[Henry Ford]

I wish my wife would shut up.

Granted, but you must pay her alimony and pay the mortgage on the house she shares with her 25 year old burnout boyfriend who posts amateur porn to the internet.