Craigslist missed connection - Fart bros (1 Viewer)

[Tom Servo]

It was about 8:45 p.m. on Feb. 11. Me: 5-9'ish white guy, 20s, scruffy beard, grey hoodie, black jacket. You -- about the same. I don't think you were wearing a hoodie. You were definitely white.

Anyway, we passed on Alder St., in between Highland and Shady. I was walking toward the latter, you toward the former.

You farted. You farted long, and you farted hard. I laughed longer and harder than your fart, but neither of us stopped. Two ships passed in the night, and one farted.

I didn't want to turn around. I wanted our laughter to be enough. I wanted to know that it was possible to have a moment in life, however brief, that is absolutely perfect. I hope I didn't make a mistake, and I hope to hear from you soon. We should literally be best friends.

From the Pittsburgh "missed connections"

 

[VA703]

so he got crop dusted and enjoyed it.. iiiiiinteresting

 

[VA703]

you know how some people can taste every ingredient in a dish.. I wonder if some people can do that with farts.

 

[tom22406]

:X

 

[Godsbrother]

It was about 8:45 p.m. on Feb. 11. Me: 5-9'ish white guy, 20s, scruffy beard, grey hoodie, black jacket. You -- about the same. I don't think you were wearing a hoodie. You were definitely white.

Anyway, we passed on Alder St., in between Highland and Shady. I was walking toward the latter, you toward the former.

You farted. You farted long, and you farted hard. I laughed longer and harder than your fart, but neither of us stopped. Two ships passed in the night, and one farted.

I didn't want to turn around. I wanted our laughter to be enough. I wanted to know that it was possible to have a moment in life, however brief, that is absolutely perfect. I hope I didn't make a mistake, and I hope to hear from you soon. We should literally be best friends.

From the Pittsburgh "missed connections"

This is one connection I am glad to have missed.

 

[kentric]

Guess he considered the fart a love call.

 

[Tom Servo]

Guess he considered the fart a love call CONNECTION.

 

[tom22406]

Guess he considered the fart a love call CONNECTION.

Hopefully it's not this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruqy1kW3apY