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Create your own Twilight Zone episodes (1 Viewer)

Scoresman

Scoresman

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- The protagonists of the story take off their helmets and it turns out they are hideous aliens. The "Alien Invasion" they defeated was actually the human race.

- An astronomer discovers there is a planet heading on a direct collision course with Earth! Earth's governments and scientists do everything they can but are ultimately powerless to escape their doom. Just as the planets collide and explode, the camera zooms way out until the scene resolves into the image of a physicist at the controls of a powerful cyclotron. He and his team have just split the atom for the first time. They pop a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

- A kid drinks a growth serum to make himself big enough to beat up the bullies who have been tormenting him. He beats the bullies but now everyone else teases him for being a tall freak.

- A dancer injects concrete into her butt so that she can have a big butt like her idol, Pebbelz Da Model. It works out well at first and she becomes highly sought after for rap videos, but to her horror she learns that the concrete in her blood is slowly turning her to stone.

She ends up as a statue in a fan's private collection. She is mounted opposite a TV that shows her best music videos on a loop. A close up on the statue reveals that it has shed a single tear.


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Formerly wrestled as La Parka: Mexican National Light Heavyweight CHAMPION (4 times) - WWA Lightweight CHAMPION (2 times) - CMLL World Tag Team CHAMPION - IWL World Heavyweight CHAMPION - IWC World Heavyweight CHAMPION - AAA Latin American CHAMPION - IWC World Hardcore CHAMPION
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Is this true?

 
TenTimes said:
Formerly wrestled as La Parka: Mexican National Light Heavyweight CHAMPION (4 times) - WWA Lightweight CHAMPION (2 times) - CMLL World Tag Team CHAMPION - IWL World Heavyweight CHAMPION - IWC World Heavyweight CHAMPION - AAA Latin American CHAMPION - IWC World Hardcore CHAMPION
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Is this true?
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:lmao: No, not at all. I wish though.

 
please keep this on topic

- in the future, society has progressed to the point where humans need not interact with each other at all, everything is automated or done electronically; a lonely officer worker begins noticing his neighbors and coworkers have simply vanished, but their online personas and interactions are still active, eventually he realizes the company he works for has been collecting brains and putting them in tanks for productivity purposes, and the last shot is of his brain in a tube surrounded by others, alone and yet not alone.

 
Scoresman said:
please keep this on topic
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I am. Was doing some background research on my story's protagonist, La Parka, before moving forward. Will have a synopsis by the end of the week.

 
We find a book that show that aliens have come to earth to eat all of mankind, so we kill them all, but it turns out it as actually a guide on how to help mankind.

 
This guy loves to read. A bomb blows up the world and now he has all the time in the world as he is the only survivor. But he drops his glasses and they crack and he can never see again

 
A bookworm, played by Burgess Meredith, is the only survivor of an nuclear holocaust. He is delighted to find that he has access to an entire library worth of books and there is no one around to disturb him. Alas he stumbles and breaks his glasses. Then Richard Kiel appears out of the rubble and rapes him. Savagely.

 
Alex travels to Princeton for a critical, yet coveted, admissions interview. At the same time, Mallory—who has accompanied Alex—learns that her old boyfriend, Jeff, has a new girlfriend and neglected to tell her. Mallory becomes so emotional that she interrupts Alex's interview. Alex is left to decide what is more important: family or college.

 
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a man is slowly being driven mad by the faint sound of a party a block down the street for a half hour until he can take no more and approaches both the party and destiny with his gun

 
4 chefs are competing on a cooking show where they have to prepare three courses, each time using a basket of mystery ingredients. At the end of the show, its revealed that they were cooking themselves the entire time. Also the judges are aliens.

 
AcerFC said:
This guy loves to read. A bomb blows up the world and now he has all the time in the world as he is the only survivor. But he drops his glasses and they crack and he can never see again
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should switch to audio books IMO.

 
a group of pro-vaxxers turns out to be an alien intelligence looking to collect autistic human children to add to their hive mind central control system.

 
A prison in the future tries to rehabilitate the worst hardened criminals in the world. Once they do (or think they do), they release them back into the mainstream. The only catch is that they are sent back in time. This one case, lets call him Patient 666 is the toughest to rehabilitate. But they finally crack him. Upon sitting him in the time chamber, they wish him luck and away he goes. The two prison guards look at each other and say, That Hitler was sure one tough nut to crack. Good thing the docs were able to fix him

 
Hot chick loves to take selfies. The selfies are self aware and horrified at being trapped inside the digital camera. They trick the chick in to coming inside the camera trapping her forever as a selfie.

The camera exists in... The Twilight Zone

 
Guy bets $1,000,000 that he can keep his new GoPro camera strapped to his arm for a year. After the year he goes to collect his money and the other guy he bet with cant pay him. Turns out the Go Pro guy chopped off his arm in order to keep the GoPro strapped to him for a year.

 
"The Cornhole"

In this story, several people spend their free time posting on the same internet chat board. Most of their posts consist of complaining about their neighbors and people they encounter on a daily basis; anything they deem odd or unusual or wrong is shared among this online community of cyber-friends, to the point where they decide to meet in real life. To their chagrin, they learn that each of them has been the subject of another's posts on multiple occasions; in fact, it turns out that they collectively make up the people have collectively ridiculed.

Starring TenTimes, joffer, Uwe Blab, Gustavo Fring, tommyGunZ, Officer Pete Malloy

 
Scoresman said:
4 chefs are competing on a cooking show where they have to prepare three courses, each time using a basket of mystery ingredients. At the end of the show, its revealed that they were cooking themselves the entire time. Also the judges are aliens.
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Okay now I'm officially on board with this thread, good work here :thumbup:

 
A man finds a lamp with a genie inside. the genie grants one wish and the man wants $75M. he gets the $75M but the catch is that every time the man farts, it cause an EMP to go off in the immediate area. the genie laughs maniacally. the moral of the story is be careful what you wish for.

 
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a family of nomads are wandering the desert chasing mirages in desperation and finally at a tiny oasis they see a you-are-here sign and it says they are in the middle of the former pacific ocean. the dad sarcastically thanks obama.
 
A man has the capability of out-of-body transformations in the form of a spirit, where he is free to travel the world at light-speed, while his physical body is resting. While his "mind" is out-of-body, he has no connection with his physical self. After a night out in spirit, he comes back to a burnt down house where his physical body has only a few remains, and he must live out the rest of his years in limbo until his mind wears thin.

 
The Malachi brothers challenge Fonzie to jump over a row of trashcans on his Ski-Doo. The Fonz completes the challenge with room to spare. But his victory is bittersweet, when at the end of the episode, it is revealed that Pinky caught the herp from Ralph.

 
A man boasts to the entire village that he can outdrink any man, woman, or child who thinks they have the liquid courage to challenge such a well-respected foe of the community. Heavy drinking ensues, and to no surprise, the man out drinks his competition, but wakes up the next day on a park bench with no recollection of the night before. Turns out he is just a homeless alcoholic, and better known as the village idiot.

 
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someone discovers that people only exist when other people look at them, the rest of the time they're tormented in hell by demons with pitchforks who want their souls. Government surveillance is a plot by the vatican to observe everybody and keep people out of hell.

Ends with a news report about a vitamin deficiency causing blindness, while a man with a forked tail laughs in his Monsanto lab coat.
 
A man stops by the gas station on his way to work to fill up and get his morning coffee. At the register he pulls a couple bills out of his wallet while looking at the total on the register. "You can't pay with this", says the confused attendant. The man looks down and sees two blank pieces of paper in the attendants hand. They both then look around in wonderment as all forms of ink all around them begin to evaporate.

What the government wanted was to evaporate all permanent marker written on cardboard to quell the panhandling epidemic. What they got was anarchy. Aliens told them how to do it :mellow:

 
A crippled breakfast lover has a father who was a former chemistry teacher and meth cook.

Feeling empty after his fathers death, he decides to start cooking himself, but with no teacher he accidently cooks up the cure to his own handicap.

In a cruel twist of fate, while running out of the house to celebrate, he is accidently run over by his father's former partner, who often drives by their house while high, contemplating hooking up with the lonely milf he knows is inside.

The result of the accident leaves our hero unable to eat solid food and he is forced to eat his breakfast blended through a straw.

The former partner does hook up with the milf, they open a chicken joint and have a daughter whom they name Jane. At the grand opening, a familiar face shows up at the counter and asks for the "blue".

 
A hard working business man lends 3 racks to a struggling Asian waitress. When his wife finds out, she invites the girl over for a night of debauchery and gagging. When the man wakes up, he realizes all his money is gone. He looks on his phone and realizes he now has 8 million gems with nothing left to max out. The camera pans out with the man screaming NOOOooooooo

 
astronaut crash lands on a strange new planet where the denizens are humanoid, not very bright and yet incredibly hostile and speak bizarre gibberish.

turns out he landed in Texas
 
A carnival sideshow features a mirror that only shows people what they hate most about themselves. Everyone who looks into it is driven to depression and suicide. The mirror is condemned as evil and an angry mob smashes it to pieces.
It turns out it was just a normal mirror.
 
An author named George, is writing a story about an author named Brad. George bemoans all the things that are wrong in his life and makes Brad have a seemingly perfect life.

Halfway through the story, we see that Brad is not happy with his life and he starts to write a story about an author named Chris and Brad makes him have the seemingly perfect life.

The show ends with Chris realizing he is unsatisfied and starting to write a story about an author who has a seemingly perfect life.....named George...

 
A renowned literary professor, Professor Niel Leeson, (played by Liam Neeson) is invited to meet the President of the United States (played by Michael Douglass) regarding his new book series and then speak at the White House Dinner as the guest of honor. After a brief encounter in the Oval Office, the President excuses himself from the room and the Professor notices a plain black book with his name written in gold leaf on the cover. Unable to control his naturally curious mind, he opens the book to the page book marked to find a paragraphs long description of his last bowel movement. Confused, he thumbs his way to the beginning of the book, realizing that it documents every dook he's taken since the beginning of the year. He then realizes that the bookcase behind him is filled with similar looking books, recording everything from when popped a teeny turdlet during his breach birth to the massive bowel obstruction he passed in the airplane toilet on his flight to D.C.

Suddenly, a hand appears on his shoulder - it's the President! Horrified, he runs toward a news crew interviewing the First Lady. In an incredibly gory scene, he is gunned down by Secret Service agents. As his last breaths leave him and his bowels release, the President steps over his dying body to address the news crew and the nation.

"My fellow Americans," he says to TVs across the world, "I regret to inform you that Professor Leeson was actually a spy working for the Foreign Government. The book he held in his hand contains state secrets that have guided my decisions through every office I have ever held. Fortunately, we were able to stop him before any sensitive information could have been leaked." Inhaling deeply the ####-fumes of the dead man below him, the President clasps his hands and flashes a coy smile. "I'm pleased to announce that we've concluded this turdulent chapter in American history."

The camera pans down to the now dead Professor. As the last bit of bowel gas squeaks through Dr. Leeson's cheeks, an image of an atomic bomb explosion is superimposed on the screen.
 
Far in the future a new ice age has begun. Our hero is a courier who skates across the vast frozen oceans to deliver messages between continents. On one such trip he keeps seeing a figure off in the distance, always disappearing before he can get close enough to identity them. The protagonist slowly dies as he wastes time trying to find the mysterious figure. With his last dying breath he finally reaches it, and falls down face first in the snow dead. It turns out the world was slowly collapsing and the figure off in the distance was the back of his head.

 
A man innocently starts a thread about the banning of yoga pants at some little known subburbun school in middle America. Millions of older middle-aged men who have never witnessed such a spectacular sight are glued to their computer screens anxiously awaiting the next round of updates while they neglect their wives and families.

 
A New Englad fan has a vivid dream about his team finally winning a super bowl fair and squarely. The man awakens from his dream and is deflated.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
A bookworm, played by Burgess Meredith, is the only survivor of an nuclear holocaust. He is delighted to find that he has access to an entire library worth of books and there is no one around to disturb him. Alas he stumbles and breaks his glasses. Then Richard Kiel appears out of the rubble and rapes him. Savagely.
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I may be laughing about this one for days. :D :lmao: :lol: :tebow:

 
Studio Executive: (To Ron Howard) What else you got?

Ron Howard: Well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer-robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason.

Studio Executive: I'm listening.

Ron Howard: Okay, Okay, well, you see, this robot, he's got a heart-breaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives...or dies.

Studio Executive: (Shrugging) Aah--

Ron Howard: His best friend's a talking pie!

Studio Executive: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!

(He hands over sacks of money.)

 
A man is strolling down a dimly lit street when he notices a shadowy figure following him. He picks up the pace but so does his tail, the man abruptly cuts around a corner only to realize it is a dead end. As the shadowy figure closes in on him he winces and drops to his knees "What do you want from me?" he shouts. The shadow amiably replies to the mans horror with a simple "im gay".

 
POV shot from a hospital table. Doctors huddle around.

Doctor: She's awake. Hello! You'll be glad to know that the first sex bot plastic surgery operation was a success.
Robotic Voice: Beep Boop Bop, but how come all I do is pee milk and post ####ty opinions in the FFA?
Nurse: You know the answers, they're in your memory banks silly. We replaced your junk with a boob.

Pan down to reveal giant robot boob squirting milk from the woman's pelvis.

Twist Ending: Zoom out to reveal this is all a thread on Yahoo! Answers titled "How is Babby Formed?"
 
Scoresman said:
POV shot from a hospital table. Doctors huddle around.

Doctor: She's awake. Hello! You'll be glad to know that the first sex bot plastic surgery operation was a success.
Robotic Voice: Beep Boop Bop, but how come all I do is pee milk and post ####ty opinions in the FFA?
Nurse: You know the answers, they're in your memory banks silly. We replaced your junk with a boob.

Pan down to reveal giant robot boob squirting milk from the woman's pelvis.

Twist Ending: Zoom out to reveal this is all a thread on Yahoo! Answers titled "How is Babby Formed?"
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:mellow:

Ummm.....you should let someone else have a turn for a while.

 
An archeologist is convinced that there was an ancient civilization more advanced than our own, and sets out to find proof. Years of being shunned and ridiculed by the scientific community about his insane idea. Eventually at a dig site, he uncovers proof that our current civilization destroyed the ancient one. When he brings it to the scientists, they immediately kill him and set his evidence on fire. As the box containing the evidence burns, an american flag can be seen inside of it: the camera pans out and it's shown that everyone else is Chinese.

 
Across the world shoelaces randomly tie themselves together, tripping people over. Broken bones fill hospitals, just walking down the street becomes difficult, a solution must be found. Velcro and buckles save the day.

But is such a victory really worth it?
 
An old angry, sad man who screams a lot loves going to strip clubs. One day the President declares him the overseer of every strip club in the country. For a few weeks he is the star of the country. Going from club to club screaming into mics as loud as he can. The owners love him, the girls love him and for once in his life, he is starting to feel happy and like his life has meaning. He falls in love with a beautiful stripper named Candy and she loves him back. The two are the biggest celebrities in the world. But then a military coup takes over and the new leader declares anyone going to or working in a strip club will be executed in the public square. Our strip club hero doesnt believe it and goes to his favorite establishment, Ricks Club America. It is there that he is caught, put in the noose and dragged to the public square. The butchers are waiting for the order and look to a shadow like figure. They get a thumbs up and the floor is dropped. Just as he is about to leave this world, strip club man looks up at the shadowy figure and sees that it is Candy. Candy looks at her second in charge and says, What a dirty old man.

 
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