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Create your own Twilight Zone episodes (1 Viewer)
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Scoresman
Footballguy
Everyone for the past few million years has gone to Hell because it turns out that the one true faith was that thing Neanderthals did where they painted pictures of cows on cave walls and made statues of dongs. This also means there's no hope of anyone ever going to heaven because this was prehistoric times and they never recorded the actual details of their religion.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Hitler travels forward in time and reads a thread on the internet called "Lies about Hitler". Intrigued, he seeks out other threads the author has written. It leaves him so lethargic and listless, he misses his chance to go back to his own time and the holocaust never happens.
Scoresman
Footballguy
Long after the nuclear apocalypse Elvis is worshipped as a God by a community of degenerated mutants who find a still functioning record player with a single LP.
A rival mutant community does the same thing but for Cher. The Elvis worshippers declare war and both tribes are wiped out to the last survivor.
A rival mutant community does the same thing but for Cher. The Elvis worshippers declare war and both tribes are wiped out to the last survivor.
Insein
Footballguy
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
A group of rowdy teens wander the alleyways in the shadow of the stadium where the team they support just lost the league championship. Enraged by the results of the match, fueled by alcohol, these kids are looking to release their frustrations, they are looking for a fight.
Eventually they cross paths with a lone elderly man with a walking cane. When the taunts no longer satisfy their urges, the confrontation turns physical. The teens begin to push the man around, tripping him down and pulling him up, and as the tension rose, a bloodlust formed within the boys. They eventaully beat the man to death, looked around to find no witnesses, and ran off joyous and content having aleviated themelves of all emotion but gratification.
When the leader of the pack finally returned home later that night he saw an ambulance rushing up the street towards his house and heard screams coming from his little brother's bedroom. He raced to the bedroom to find his parents attempting to shake life in to the corpse of his mysteriously bruised and beaten sibling.
The teen finally finds sleep later that night. In his dream he sees a vision of the elderly man from earlier in the day. The man explains to the boy that he was in fact his little brother, sent back in time by aliens to test the teen, a test he had obviously failed. His punishment was to spend the rest of his life knowing that his little brother's soul would spend eternity wondering about a life he has the faintest recollection of, but can't fully remember.
That was way too long, thought I had an idea, turns out I didn't
Eventually they cross paths with a lone elderly man with a walking cane. When the taunts no longer satisfy their urges, the confrontation turns physical. The teens begin to push the man around, tripping him down and pulling him up, and as the tension rose, a bloodlust formed within the boys. They eventaully beat the man to death, looked around to find no witnesses, and ran off joyous and content having aleviated themelves of all emotion but gratification.
When the leader of the pack finally returned home later that night he saw an ambulance rushing up the street towards his house and heard screams coming from his little brother's bedroom. He raced to the bedroom to find his parents attempting to shake life in to the corpse of his mysteriously bruised and beaten sibling.
The teen finally finds sleep later that night. In his dream he sees a vision of the elderly man from earlier in the day. The man explains to the boy that he was in fact his little brother, sent back in time by aliens to test the teen, a test he had obviously failed. His punishment was to spend the rest of his life knowing that his little brother's soul would spend eternity wondering about a life he has the faintest recollection of, but can't fully remember.
That was way too long, thought I had an idea, turns out I didn't
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Scoresman
Footballguy
I'd watch it.A group of rowdy teens wander the alleyways in the shadow of the stadium where the team they support just lost the league championship. Enraged by the results of the match, fueled by alcohol, these kids are looking to release their frustrations, they are looking for a fight.
Eventually they cross paths with a lone elderly man with a walking cane. When the taunts no longer satisfy their urges, the confrontation turns physical. The teens begin to push the man around, tripping him down and pulling him up, and as the tension rose, a bloodlust formed within the boys. They eventaully beat the man to death, looked around to find no witnesses, and ran off joyous and content having aleviated themelves of all emotion but gratification.
When the leader of the pack finally returned home later that night he saw an ambulance rushing up the street towards his house and heard screams coming from his little brother's bedroom. He raced to the bedroom to find his parents attempting to shake life in to the corpse of his mysteriously bruised and beaten sibling.
The teen finally finds sleep later that night. In his dream he sees a vision of the elderly man from earlier in the day. The man explains to the boy that he was in fact his little brother, sent back in time by aliens to test the teen, a test he had obviously failed. His punishment was to spend the rest of his life knowing that his little brother's soul would spend eternity wondering about a life he has the faintest recollection of, but can't fully remember.
That was way too long, thought I had an idea, turns out I didn't
Scoresman
Footballguy
A low-ranking employee working at a computer manufacturer discovers that every part they make corresponds to a part of the human brain and he realizes that they're actually creating artificial babies, which are then used for mundane everyday stuff by consumers. He sets the facility on fire but gets jailed for abortion.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Scoresman
Footballguy
Scoresman
Footballguy
A man goes to the toilet to take a dump.
The following bowel movements literally shake the foundations of his parents' house, accompanied by the sounds of brown thunder. The family dog barks until the following morning due to this super nasty dunk.
The man, a FBG, is so proud of this #### he took. "Man, I wish everyone knew about this great dook I just took."
Unbeknownst to him, the man's #### was so spectacular that it has awakened the toilet's genie! "Wish granted, all living humans shall know of your Epic Poop!"
The FBG, with a tear in his eye, replies, "Thank you, toilet genie, this is the best day I've ever had."
However, everyone is so flattened by the knowledge that such a fantastical #### was taken that the always-ready grays, reptilians, and mole people get the perfect opportunity to strike. The three forces invade the surface of Earth and each take their slice of it. The next century is spent fighting each other for total domination of the planet, with the humans kept as cattle, slaves, and grunts.
The following bowel movements literally shake the foundations of his parents' house, accompanied by the sounds of brown thunder. The family dog barks until the following morning due to this super nasty dunk.
The man, a FBG, is so proud of this #### he took. "Man, I wish everyone knew about this great dook I just took."
Unbeknownst to him, the man's #### was so spectacular that it has awakened the toilet's genie! "Wish granted, all living humans shall know of your Epic Poop!"
The FBG, with a tear in his eye, replies, "Thank you, toilet genie, this is the best day I've ever had."
However, everyone is so flattened by the knowledge that such a fantastical #### was taken that the always-ready grays, reptilians, and mole people get the perfect opportunity to strike. The three forces invade the surface of Earth and each take their slice of it. The next century is spent fighting each other for total domination of the planet, with the humans kept as cattle, slaves, and grunts.
roadkill1292
Footballguy
I like weed, too.
Scoresman
Footballguy
An executive at a typewriter company is coming to the realization that his business hasn't sold a typewriter since 1997. His inability to provide for his wife and kid fills him with such a depression that he ends his life by a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, realizing he is worth more dead than alive. Screen fades and transitions to hipsters in Brooklyn reading about his death on their Macbooks. Typewriters immediately replace vinyl records for top sales of the year.
TenTimes
Backhoe Operator
2117 A.D. A major cell phone factory known for it's harsh working conditions and low wages explodes when a worker jumps in to the nuclear sim card furnace. Tragically, everybody in a 25 mile radius turns in to a zombie which feeds on transmission towers, antennas, microwaves, and all other forms of communication.
Humans lose the ability to navigate, communicate, and reach out for help. And the zombies are coming for their cell phones. Cameo by Hillary Clinton version 3.0.
Humans lose the ability to navigate, communicate, and reach out for help. And the zombies are coming for their cell phones. Cameo by Hillary Clinton version 3.0.
