We have a big shoe-rack on the wall of our garage. Couple years back, I was going kayaking so I threw on my water shoes and headed out the door. My water shoes are an old pair of minimalist running shoes that I wear without socks. They are super-tight and very difficult to put on / take off. I got about 5 minutes down the road and I felt a small lump under my 2nd and 3rd toes. As I'm driving down the road, I feel the lump start to move a little. My immediate reaction was to grind my feet/toes into the ground in an attempt to squash it, but I couldn't get a good angle on it. This just seemed to anger it even more and it started wiggling its way along the crease under my toes looking for a way to escape. I was freaking the #### out, but there was nowhere to pull off the road. It eventually found some space and began slowly crawling/inching/working it's way up between my big and 2nd toe. Once safely snuggled between my toes, it had a little extra room and started chirping/vibrating wildly. It's legs and antenna's were hard and prickly and it felt like something was stabbing/biting the skin between my toes. After several terrifying minutes, I was finally able to kick my shoe off and a huge angry cricket came jumping out of my shoe. Ever since that day, I always check my shoes before putting them on.