Dad Brackets Round 2 - The Ultimate Dad Essentials (1 Viewer)

[Joe Bryant]

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[DA RAIDERS]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

 

[the moops]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Seriously

 

[BassNBrew]

Who did this seeding? Upsets galore.

 

[BassNBrew]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Should be the number 1 seed in the East.

 

[Gally]

I think I only voted for one or two favorites

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Pretty much the entire bracket should have been reseeded. Oooffff

 

[Don Quixote]

I think I only voted for one or two favorites

No vote for me. I was not feeling strongly about any.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Pretty much the entire bracket should have been reseeded. Oooffff

I thought the fictional dads bracket was much better seeded.

 

[Eephus]

I've been a dad for over half my life now but the only one that applies to me is not asking for directions.

 

[bigbottom]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

 

[bigbottom]

Overall, I think this is a fantastic collection of dad essentials.

 

[Peggy]

I dunno. I feel a collection of nuts and bolts is super important. But what if I can't see to find the one I need?

 

[BassNBrew]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

Can't be a Dad without a Mom.

 

[BassNBrew]

I've been a dad for over half my life now but the only one that applies to me is not asking for directions.

Everyone asks for directions these days...aka uses their phone or navigation software. Throw to the past Dad's essentials, but not applicable anymore.

 

[ChiefD]

This is sad.

 

[KGB]

Dont need reading glasses, but love it. voted!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

What’s your point? They’re even more needed? My readers are probably the most necessary accessory I have.

 

[brun]

For me, 1st would be readers, followed closely by dad jokes.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I voted monarchs over glasses.

Even cool guys wear classes. No cool guys wear monarchs.

 

[bigbottom]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

What’s your point? They’re even more needed? My readers are probably the most necessary accessory I have.

It’s an over 40 human accessory. Not a quintessentially “dad” accessory.

 

[BassNBrew]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

What’s your point? They’re even more needed? My readers are probably the most necessary accessory I have.

It’s an over 40 human accessory. Not a quintessentially “dad” accessory.

Women don't lose them so they aren't as important to them.

 

[Joe Bryant]

This is sad.

What is sad?

 

[Joe Bryant]

No cool guys wear monarchs.

Fighting words...

We had a lot of talk about making the New Balance and Monarchs their own things. But felt like too much. Also wondered if Dad Shoes should have been a more general one.

 

[Gatorade]

it has got to be between reading glasses and not asking for directions.
question # 6 ? really ?

 

[bigbottom]

The vast majority of these do not apply to me. But there is one that is caught my eye. Perhaps a blind spot. Let’s say I’m wearing a nice pair of jeans and some Sambas to go out to dinner. What socks am I supposed to wear? Because in the winter, I wear athletic socks like the ones pictured and I’m guessing that is a total dad thing?

 

[Gally]

We had a lot of talk about making the New Balance and Monarchs their own things. But felt like too much. Also wondered if Dad Shoes should have been a more general one.

Just by the term I have no idea what Monarchs are. I probably know what they are but for the life of me just reading this sentence I have no idea what these things are (other than butterflies but I am sure that is not what is meant).

 

[Joe Bryant]

We had a lot of talk about making the New Balance and Monarchs their own things. But felt like too much. Also wondered if Dad Shoes should have been a more general one.

Just by the term I have no idea what Monarchs are. I probably know what they are but for the life of me just reading this sentence I have no idea what these things are (other than butterflies but I am sure that is not what is meant).

I didn't know the model name either. But Nike Monarchs are the white dad shoes like the New Balance Dad Shoes https://www.cntraveler.com/story/best-new-balance-dad-shoes

 

[Joe Bryant]

Some of our younger guys more into sneakers said we had to include the Monarchs as their fans are passionate.

 

[Joe Bryant]

And for seeding, feel free to list the 16 in the order you prefer.

 

[Scoresman]

It's missing "Wakes everyone up to get to the airport 3 or more hours early"

 

[bigbottom]

It's missing "Wakes everyone up to get to the airport 3 or more hours early"

Guilty

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

What’s your point? They’re even more needed? My readers are probably the most necessary accessory I have.

It’s an over 40 human accessory. Not a quintessentially “dad” accessory.

Women don't lose them so they aren't as important to them.

They also don’t roll around with them on their heads 24/7

 

[bigbottom]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

Moms have those as well though.

What’s your point? They’re even more needed? My readers are probably the most necessary accessory I have.

It’s an over 40 human accessory. Not a quintessentially “dad” accessory.

Women don't lose them so they aren't as important to them.

They also don’t roll around with them on their heads 24/7

Both good points.

 

[nirad3]

Yeah had some upsets here...

 

[Joe Bryant]

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[BroncoFreak_2K3]

What’s the opposite of chalk? That’s this…

 

[Joe Bryant]

UPSETS on the way. Results online soon.

 

[Joe Bryant]

And now we have the ELITE EIGHT. https://www.footballguys.com/article/2024-ultimate-dad-essentials

Vote here for Round 2.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Big fan of random nuts and bolts and other junk.

 

[nirad3]

Upsets for me, except in the 12/13.

Fun!

 

[Joe Bryant]

Big fan of random nuts and bolts and other junk.

That's a great illustration of how these are tough. I told them to boot that entry off the list as I didn't think anyone would vote for it but it did ok.

 

[bigbottom]

Big fan of random nuts and bolts and other junk.

That's a great illustration of how these are tough. I told them to boot that entry off the list as I didn't think anyone would vote for it but it did ok.

I can’t count the number of times I’ve said something along the lines of “oh yeah, I have that size screw. Hold on.”

 

[Gally]

I went 8 for 8 in the first round.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Big fan of random nuts and bolts and other junk.

That's a great illustration of how these are tough. I told them to boot that entry off the list as I didn't think anyone would vote for it but it did ok.

I can’t count the number of times I’ve said something along the lines of “oh yeah, I have that size screw. Hold on.”

Dads when that random âjust in caseâ piece of junk finally comes in handy 𥹠#shorts

it happened 𥹠IT FINALLY HAPPENED ð#shorts

youtu.be

 

[Joe Bryant]

An hour left to vote on the Elite 8!

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[Joe Bryant]

Down to the Final 4. Reading Glasses squeaks by!

Results from ELITE 8 and new form to vote on Final 4 here https://www.footballguys.com/article/2024-ultimate-dad-essentials

 

[nirad3]

Come onnnnn naps!

 

[-OZ-]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

 

[Gally]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

Me......


ETA: usually i am engaging in both those activities at the same time.