Dad jokes (1 Viewer)

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Me: I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

Kid: Knock-knock

Me: Who's there?

Kid:

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7-8-9.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Elevator jokes are the best, they work on many levels.

I think my version of that joke is a step up on yours. I say it the same except i replace elevator with escalator.

This reminds me of my ordeal at the shopping mall. The escalator broke down and I was stuck on it for two hours.

 

[gianmarco]

This one is much better spoken....

"Why does the name Edward Woodward have so many D's in it?"
"Because otherwise he would be Ewar Woowar"

 

[Chaz McNulty]

Did you know that alligators can live to be 100 years old?
That's why you are more likely to see them later.

 

[Andrew74]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn’t change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.

 

[skol asylum]

I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's about raisin awareness.

 

[gianmarco]

3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now you can't tell me that's a coincidence.