Dat ### - Your first thought (1 Viewer)

[Run It Up]

"Boy I'd love to sit on my couch and drape her over my lap, like a TV tray, then pack her crack with corned beef hash topped with two poached eggs, toast on side for dipping, and eat breakfast out of it while watching Sunday singles Ryder Cup matches live from Europe"

Whoa

Elaborate fantasies, are best fantasies.

 

[Ilov80s]

"Boy I'd love to sit on my couch and drape her over my lap, like a TV tray, then pack her crack with corned beef hash topped with two poached eggs, toast on side for dipping, and eat breakfast out of it while watching Sunday singles Ryder Cup matches live from Europe"

Whoa

Yeah, Ryder Cup is dumb. I'd rather watch the Fued while eating meat and eggs from a woman's butt.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

Here's how it usually goes for me...[internal monologue] "Wow, that's a nice ###. I wonder how much longer I can stare at this before my wife notices that I...""What, honey? No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Hey, you want to stop off for a shaved as-um, I mean, ice?""Man, what I wouldn't give to squeeze that thing. I bet if I was single.... yeah, that's what she's looking for. She's tan, in shape, probably 19 or 20. She needs an out-of-shape 41 year old who likes fantasy football and 'Game of Thrones'. She'd probably enjoy watching me fall asleep on my side and having to reach down and scoop my sack out the front of my thighs because my scrotum is slowly losing its tensile strength. She'd probably find that SUPER hot...""Um, yeah.... cherimoya? Is that the sour pineapple flavor? Never mind, just give me the cherry lime. I love you too, darling....."

Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling…

 

[bentley]

I think that I would like to put something in there so far that anyone that could remove it would be crowned King of England.

 

[shadyridr]

"I would love to partake in sexual intercourse with that woman"

 

[Soulfly3]

So... This guy was caught at the gym today?

Lol

 

[rockaction]

Here's how it usually goes for me... [internal monologue] "Wow, that's a nice ###. I wonder how much longer I can stare at this before my wife notices that I..." "What, honey? No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Hey, you want to stop off for a shaved as-um, I mean, ice?" "Man, what I wouldn't give to squeeze that thing. I bet if I was single.... yeah, that's what she's looking for. She's tan, in shape, probably 19 or 20. She needs an out-of-shape 41 year old who likes fantasy football and 'Game of Thrones'. She'd probably enjoy watching me fall asleep on my side and having to reach down and scoop my sack out the front of my thighs because my scrotum is slowly losing its tensile strength. She'd probably find that SUPER hot..." "Um, yeah.... cherimoya? Is that the sour pineapple flavor? Never mind, just give me the cherry lime. I love you too, darling....."

 

[jon_mx]

So... This guy was caught at the gym today?

Lol

Nice notebook and outstanding bump.

 

[Otis]

Weird thread. Lots of people out of character in here. I've never seen pickles use the slang "tapped."

 

[No. 16]

Yoga Pants Prank.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A&feature=share&list=PL599982ED6F76F5AB

 

[17seconds]

Yoga Pants Prank.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A&feature=share&list=PL599982ED6F76F5AB

 

[fantasycurse42]

Here's how it usually goes for me... [internal monologue] "Wow, that's a nice ###. I wonder how much longer I can stare at this before my wife notices that I..." "What, honey? No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Hey, you want to stop off for a shaved as-um, I mean, ice?" "Man, what I wouldn't give to squeeze that thing. I bet if I was single.... yeah, that's what she's looking for. She's tan, in shape, probably 19 or 20. She needs an out-of-shape 41 year old who likes fantasy football and 'Game of Thrones'. She'd probably enjoy watching me fall asleep on my side and having to reach down and scoop my sack out the front of my thighs because my scrotum is slowly losing its tensile strength. She'd probably find that SUPER hot..." "Um, yeah.... cherimoya? Is that the sour pineapple flavor? Never mind, just give me the cherry lime. I love you too, darling....."

 

[fantasycurse42]

First thought; 2 in the pink one in the stink...

 

[jon_mx]

Here's how it usually goes for me... [internal monologue] "Wow, that's a nice ###. I wonder how much longer I can stare at this before my wife notices that I..." "What, honey? No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous. Hey, you want to stop off for a shaved as-um, I mean, ice?" "Man, what I wouldn't give to squeeze that thing. I bet if I was single.... yeah, that's what she's looking for. She's tan, in shape, probably 19 or 20. She needs an out-of-shape 41 year old who likes fantasy football and 'Game of Thrones'. She'd probably enjoy watching me fall asleep on my side and having to reach down and scoop my sack out the front of my thighs because my scrotum is slowly losing its tensile strength. She'd probably find that SUPER hot..." "Um, yeah.... cherimoya? Is that the sour pineapple flavor? Never mind, just give me the cherry lime. I love you too, darling....."

 

[17seconds]

Yoga Pants Prank.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wngsO-Z4n7A&feature=share&list=PL599982ED6F76F5AB

Part II is out

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

"I'd sniff that" is your first thought?

It's mine

 

[Soulfly3]

"I'd sniff that" is your first thought?

It's mine

yeaaaaaaaaaaa buddy!!!!

joined a gym today and got some serious yoga pant doses.

Ill tell you hwhat.... id ring those puppies out and drink the drippings.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I think of Mick Jagger.

Yeah, o.k., ... , I think of him singing "Paint it Black". You know, "I see the girls walk bye dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head until my darkness goes."

 

[dickey moe]

I think of Mick Jagger.

Yeah, o.k., ... , I think of him singing "Paint it Black". You know, "I see the girls walk bye dressed in their summer clothes. I have to turn my head until my darkness goes."

Probably not the best timing here.

 

[VA703]

id let that turd cutter cut my ####

 

[glumpy]

First thought is usually "DAAAAAAAAMN!"

Then typically I will try to deduce whether she's wearing a thong.

There ya go--simple, straightforward, appreciative yet non-threatening. Only my first thought is more like "mmmmmmNICE!"

 

[Apes with Guns]

labia. can i say that?