Derrick Mason (1 Viewer)

[bradf35]

I did a search and didn't see this posted anywhere. I about fell out of my chair laughing so I figured that I would share.

Per Rotoworld:

Mason listed as probable for Week 6 (Rotoworld) Derrick Mason (diarrhea) is listed as probable for Week 6.Impact: Mason will start and try to keep any flatulence to himself. It may help him if Fahkir Brown, Ronald Bartell, and Tye Hill don't want to press him at the line of scrimmage because of the stench. Fri Oct 12 4:29:00 p.m. ET 2007

 

[Mr. Pink]

That's about the funniest thing I've ever seen coming out of Rotoworld. Actually had to go to the site itself to confirm it's validity.

Too funny.

 

[dancingbones]

I hope they're wearing the dark pants this week.

 

[BroadwayG]

When you're trying to catch a pass, and that fart is not all gas....

 

[Balco]

The guys who do those updates on rotoworld can be pretty funny at times.

 

[[scooter]]

I want to see that on the ESPN crawl:

D. MASON - PROBABLE - DIARRHEA

 

[Crusaderfan]

Watching him catch so many passes but still not find the end zone is giving me the runs.

 

[mlball77]

When you're trying to catch a pass, and that fart is not all gas....

When you're running a deep out, and your innards start to shout...

 

[redman]

He's sure to get flagged for movement prior to the snap.

 

[redman]

Mason is a good WR2 this week.

 

[redman]

There goes the run-pass ratio.

 

[redman]

Is this a Who Do I Shart post?

 

[Slinger]

I wonder what he would do if he catches a pass, gets tackled and as he's laying on the 50-yard line he lays the biggest crap known to mankind. Any color pants would be bad, but if he's wearing white pants what's the shark move at that point?

 

[yinzer]

I want to see that on the ESPN crawl. MASON - PROBABLE - DIARRHEA

Just another reason to start and root for him this week.1 of my buddies a few years back said that he saw something on espn or the bottomline about Bryant Johnson when at Penn St. that said B. Johnson - Questionable (hangover). I thought that was good. Gotta love Happy Valley!

 

[fatness]

Convert him to tight end and he'll be OK for the game.

 

[mlball77]

This topic is ripe for jokes...

 

[Ozymandias]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

 

[redman]

This topic is ripe for jokes...

. . . and Mason figures to be the butt of many of them.

 

[(HULK)]

Mason is a good WR2 this week.

I disagree. From what I'm hearing, Mason will not be a solid #2 this weekend.

 

[heidbrink]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

Not only is it his RAC but it's his runs before and during the catch!

 

[redman]

Mason is a good WR2 this week.

I disagree. From what I'm hearing, Mason will not be a solid #2 this weekend.

Well, as long as he does nothing to stain his reputation.

 

[Clifton]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.Get him active

 

[redman]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

 

[Ozymandias]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

True. But he's a little too up and down for me.

 

[redman]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

True. But he's a little too up and down for me.

Well, all we can do is see how he does when he trots out to play on Sunday.

 

[Clifton]

Get him active

 

[Ozymandias]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

True. But he's a little too up and down for me.

Well, all we can do is see how he does when he trots out to play on Sunday.

It's a pity he isn't more like Kevin Curtis. Then you could probably see the flush on his cheeks.

 

[yinzer]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.

Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

True. But he's a little too up and down for me.

2007 stats by week:7/76

8/54

8/79/1 TD

10/78

11/85

Not only are his yards consistent, but he looks like a PPR monster this year so far

 

[redman]

It's the runs after the catch that make him great.

I've always seen Mason as a bit undervalued. He runs great routes and if he gets loose he can take it to the house.

Get him active

He's always been a slippery guy to cover.

True. But he's a little too up and down for me.

2007 stats by week:7/76

8/54

8/79/1 TD

10/78

11/85

Not only are his yards consistent, but he looks like a PPR monster this year so far

We're having fun here. Please don't be the turd in the punch bowl. TIA.

 

[thatguythere]

Is this a Who Do I Shart post?

Now that is some funny #### right there.....

 

[FFChick32]

OK - you guys are pretty entertaining.....

 

[bonesman]

When you're trying to catch a pass, and that fart is not all gas....

When you're running a deep out, and your innards start to shout...

When you catch a Touchdown and your pants start turning brown...

 

[Jeff Haseley]

He'll likely play and you can bet your bottom dollar, they'll probably squirt out another victory thanks to his help. I'm not so sure if he'll make it to the bowl this year though.

 

[Mister CIA]

Super Bowl or bust!

 

[Craig]

Super Bowl or bust!

you must mean Toilet Bowl. Ravens do NOT make the playoffs this year. AFC playoff teams areatsSteelersColtsChargersTitansJaguarsRavens will be lucky to go 9-7, probably 8-8

 

[Moe Green]

Derrick -- one word: Imodium®

Get some! eens:

 

[NYCGangGreen]

When you're trying to catch a pass, and that fart is not all gas....

When you're running a deep out, and your innards start to shout...

When you catch a Touchdown and your pants start turning brown...

I almost bought that last one, but Mason doesnt get TD's

 

[Craig]

Ravens are playing at home. That means white pants. Maybe it (DEPENDS) if Mason leaks from his jar.

 

[Islander]

I would think the farting would help him explode out of the line of scrimmage much like a jet engine. I am looking for him to catch a few bombs this week.

 

[dwaynecherokee]

Like other wide receivers he has the occasional dropsies. Let's hope he's the only player that doesn't leave it all on the field sunday

 

[Craig_MiamiFL]

I would think the farting would help him explode out of the line of scrimmage much like a jet engine. I am looking for him to catch a few bombs this week.

McNair? Bombs? LOL right

 

[RenegadeGM]

nausea, hartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Derrick Mason!

HEY! PEPTO BISMOL!

 

[fatness]

I'M OPEN!

 

[thecoolnamesarealltaken]

You should definitely start Mason this week. He'll be active in the passing game AND the running game!!!

 

[conboy]

I he does "lose it" I wonder how many Courics it will weigh? (South Park reference from this weeks episode)

 

[Hamburglar]

I heard on Baltimore radio this morning that the Ravens are going to play him on defense. They want him to plug the hole.

 

[Mister CIA]

As a Mason owner, I want to know, what can Brown do for me?

 

[heidbrink]

This is indeed a fluid situation.

 

[LadyMo]

As a Mason owner, I want to know, what can Brown do for me?

This thread is greatness!

 

[Pound]

Not only are his yards consistent, but he looks like a PPR monster this year so far

We're having fun here. Please don't be the turd in the punch bowl. TIA.

Depends on what he means by PPR.