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Ditka on Belichick: (1 Viewer)

Another gem:

Two years ago, Ditka was a spokesman for Levitra but isn't anymore.

"I take another product now (Cialis)," he said. "I switched. I've tried them all."

It's never bothered him.

"I have erectile dysfunction, what the (bleep)," he said. "I don't want it, but I've got it."
I love Ditka :banned:
 
Ditka is God.

Who would win between Ditka and God? Well, God, but Ditka would go the distance.

- Saturday Night Live

 
The first time my wife ever saw me, I was being carried out of a bar," Ditka said.

" 'Who's that guy?' the woman asked.

" 'He's Mike Ditka,' someone said, 'and he's drunk.' "

Asked what he drank that night, Ditka said: "Whatever they had. I was a football player for the Dallas Cowboys. In those days, you drank everything."

The Ditkas will celebrate their 30th anniversary this year.

 
Anyone know why Ditka thinks BB is an #####? :lmao:
More importantly, anyone know why the :shrug: smiley is the only brown smiley (not including the non- :lmao: based smileys like :lmao: , :IBTL: , etc. ), why isn't it yellow?non yellow smileys: :wub: :X :rant: :hot: :mellow: ;) :link: :shrug: It's been bugging me.
 
Anyone know why Ditka thinks BB is an #####? :banned:
More importantly, anyone know why the :) smiley is the only brown smiley (not including the non- :banned: based smileys like :goodposting: , :IBTL: , etc. ), why isn't it yellow?non yellow smileys: :wub: :X :rant: :hot: :shrug: :shrug: :link: :shrug: It's been bugging me.
Maybe it is a yellow smiley guy, but he's in a shadow? :shrug:edit to add - the upper left of the guy looks slightly brighter (more yellow) than the bottom right.
 
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Anyone know why Ditka thinks BB is an #####? :cry:
I think his treatment of Mangini rubbed him the wrong way.
Well since it seems no-one can rub him the right way... :thumbup:
That's what the pills are for.
For when Belichick rubs Mangina the right way?
You just described the creepiest threesome in threesome history.
:pickle: :pickle: :hey: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Anyone know why Ditka thinks BB is an #####? :hey:
More importantly, anyone know why the :lmao: smiley is the only brown smiley (not including the non- :pickle: based smileys like :pickle: , :lmao: , etc. ), why isn't it yellow?non yellow smileys: :wub: :X :lmao: :lmao: :cry: :thumbup: :lmao: :lmao: It's been bugging me.
Maybe it is a yellow smiley guy, but he's in a shadow? :lmao:edit to add - the upper left of the guy looks slightly brighter (more yellow) than the bottom right.
I think you're on to something there Wheels. Damn insightful of you as always.
 
"I don't care if Belichick wins 20 Super Bowls, he's an a**hole," Ditka said off the air. "If you ever meet him, tell him I said that, not that he'd give a (bleep)."
And why would he, or should he give a (bleep)? Between the SNL skits, the Viagra commercials, and his stint with the Saints, I don't think anyone outside Chicago really takes Ditka seriously anymore anyway.
 
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"I don't care if Belichick wins 20 Super Bowls, he's an a**hole," Ditka said off the air. "If you ever meet him, tell him I said that, not that he'd give a (bleep)."
And why would he, or should he give a (bleep)? Between the SNL skits, the Viagra commercials, and his stint with the Saints, I don't think anyone outside Chicago really takes Ditka seriously anymore anyway.
And do you think Ditka (or Chicago) cares if he's taken seriously. He's as genuine as the day is long.NO NFL rookie TE will ever touch his rookie receiving numbers and no coach will ever 'own' a city like Ditka (and the Bears) captivated Chicago back in that magical '85 season.

 
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"I don't care if Belichick wins 20 Super Bowls, he's an a**hole," Ditka said off the air. "If you ever meet him, tell him I said that, not that he'd give a (bleep)."
And why would he, or should he give a (bleep)? Between the SNL skits, the Viagra commercials, and his stint with the Saints, I don't think anyone outside Chicago really takes Ditka seriously anymore anyway.
And do you think Ditka (or Chicago) cares if he's taken seriously. He's as genuine as the day is long.NO NFL rookie TE will ever touch his rookie receiving numbers and no coach will ever 'own' a city like Ditka (and the Bears) captivated Chicago back in that magical '85 season.
No TE will ever top 56 catches for 1,076 yards and 12 TDs? With TEs becoming more and more athletic, do those numbers really seem that untouchable to you? Seriously?Hell, Gates went for 81-964-13 in his second year, after not playing football since high school. If he'd been playing through college, would you really be surprised if he had topped Ditka's numbers his rookie year?

As for "owning" a city, that was 20+ years ago. Like I said, who outside of Chicago really cares?

 
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"I don't care if Belichick wins 20 Super Bowls, he's an a**hole," Ditka said off the air. "If you ever meet him, tell him I said that, not that he'd give a (bleep)."
And why would he, or should he give a (bleep)? Between the SNL skits, the Viagra commercials, and his stint with the Saints, I don't think anyone outside Chicago really takes Ditka seriously anymore anyway.
And do you think Ditka (or Chicago) cares if he's taken seriously. He's as genuine as the day is long.NO NFL rookie TE will ever touch his rookie receiving numbers and no coach will ever 'own' a city like Ditka (and the Bears) captivated Chicago back in that magical '85 season.
He should send an extra special thank you to Buddy Ryan for 85.
 
"I don't care if Belichick wins 20 Super Bowls, he's an a**hole," Ditka said off the air. "If you ever meet him, tell him I said that, not that he'd give a (bleep)."
And why would he, or should he give a (bleep)? Between the SNL skits, the Viagra commercials, and his stint with the Saints, I don't think anyone outside Chicago really takes Ditka seriously anymore anyway.
And do you think Ditka (or Chicago) cares if he's taken seriously. He's as genuine as the day is long.NO NFL rookie TE will ever touch his rookie receiving numbers and no coach will ever 'own' a city like Ditka (and the Bears) captivated Chicago back in that magical '85 season.
He should send an extra special thank you to Buddy Ryan for 85.
I was going to include something along those lines in my post, but didn't want to get off topic. Agreed 100%.
 
I know I'm getting old. Ditka makes a lot more sense on ESPN's pregame than Irvin.
Maybe Irvin would make more sense if he could just contain his yelling and emotional discussions. Tone of voice and body language has just as much to do with the delivery of a message than what comes out of your mouth.
 
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It's just too bad BB couldn't have the same warm relationship with Mangini that Ditka had with Buddy Ryan. That was a great example of two buddies getting along.

 
Ditka < BelichickYup, I went there
And you were right to do so! 1 < 3
I don't know what you're talking about... Ditka won three championships: one as a player, one as an assistant coach and one as a head coach. Only one of two people to do it. Furthermore, he's in the Hall of Fame. So I conclude, Ditka >> Belichick
Oh wait, we're not just talking about head coaching Superbowl wins?Ok Belichick has 5
 
Ditka < BelichickYup, I went there
And you were right to do so! 1 < 3
I don't know what you're talking about... Ditka won three championships: one as a player, one as an assistant coach and one as a head coach. Only one of two people to do it. Furthermore, he's in the Hall of Fame. So I conclude, Ditka >> Belichick
Oh wait, we're not just talking about head coaching Superbowl wins?Ok Belichick has 5
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Ditka was a champion as player, asst. coach and head coach - something Belichick will never achieve. And he got into the Hall of Fame a helluva lot quicker than Belichick will.
 
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Belichick is going to the Hall as well too, don't forget.

Lets be honest - Ditka won the Superbowl in '85 because the Patriots were overpowered in every aspect (and no Steve Grogan was an atrocious move), and that defense was already stacked with talent when he got there, its not like he coached up a bunch of players. He had Sweetness and Mike Singletary, and those guys were just the notable Hall of Famers! I don't remember the number but that team also had a sick number of Pro-bowlers, something like 7+. The Patriots annually have 1 or 2, and still manage to win Superbowls because of the Belichick/Brady combo.

 

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