DO. NOT. CUT. YOUR. HAIR. (1 Viewer)

[Abraham]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend.

This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences.

/end

 

[Otis]

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Put me down for liking short hair.

 

[Angry Cheesehead]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend.

This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences.

/end

Post pics!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Darlin dont you go and cut your hairDo you think its gonna make him change?Im just a boy with a new haircutAnd thats a pretty nice haircutCharge it like a puzzle, hit me wearin muzzlesHesitate to die, look around, around, the second drummers drownedHis telephone is foundMusic scene is crazy, bands start up each and every dayI saw another one just the other dayA special new bandI remember lyingI dont remember liesI dont remember whatBut I dont care, I care, I really dont careDid you see the drummers hair?Advertising looks and chops a mustNo big hair!!Songs mean a lotWhen songs are boughtAnd so are you-#####, rant down to the practice roomAttention and fame soCareer, career, career....

Spoiler

Eat that, PID!

 

[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

Had a relationship basically end over this.Keep it long, ladies.

 

[Abraham]

is she cute?

With the new hair, yes, she's "cute."Pre-haircut, she was certifiably "Wow, UT has the hottest college girls in the country..." caliber.

 

[Sammy B]

Put me down for liking short hair.

Do you want me to add you to the "People who like short hair" list or do you want me to tell you your breath stinks?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

did you mean to post this at curlyboard? don't think that title is going to make much sense to 99.9% of the people that read it here.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

curlyboard?

 

[koby925]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

 

[NY/NJMFDIVER]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zdB1zyjI48

 

[Abraham]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

Officially?

 

[koby925]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

Officially?

Nah. Methinks the underlying reason will be better

 

[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

Be hot.

 

[Abraham]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

Be hot.

 

[Dr. Watson]

did you mean to post this at curlyboard? don't think that title is going to make much sense to 99.9% of the people that read it here.

Draft Robot will prolly get it...

 

[PC Load Letter]

did you mean to post this at curlyboard? don't think that title is going to make much sense to 99.9% of the people that read it here.

Draft Robot will prolly get it...

 

[Mrs. BSR]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

Welllllll, since you said so, ok.

 

[Abraham]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

Welllllll, since you said so, ok.

Thanks for listening. I knew I could count on you.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

Welllllll, since you said so, ok.

Thanks for listening. I knew I could count on you.

 

[Socrates11]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

Short haircut means soon boyfriend will be replaced with girlfriend. The short haircut means she'll be the masculine one in the relationship.

 

[Commish77]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

 

[MEH]

Put me down for liking short hair.

I wish Mr. MEH liked short hair ...

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

I dig short hair, too, sometimes.

 

[koby925]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

What was she hired to do?

Be hot.

I need to start my own company

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I dig short hair, too, sometimes.

 

[beefcake]

Didn't work for Britney so much.

 

[koby925]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

 

[desert rose]

How long is long enough?

 

[Commish77]

How long is long enough?

Past your shoulders, or at least long enough to make a decent looking pony tail for when you are cleaning the house.

 

[Commish77]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

koby gets it.

 

[Socrates11]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

You like your chicks to look like dudes. NTTAWWT

 

[redman]

Put me down for liking short hair.

This is about the only circumstance where I prefer it.

 

[desert rose]

How long is long enough?

Past your shoulders, or at least long enough to make a decent looking pony tail for when you are cleaning the house.

How long is too long?And what? Cleaning the house?

 

[redman]

How long is long enough?

Past your shoulders, or at least long enough to make a decent looking pony tail for when you are cleaning the house.

How long is too long?And what? Cleaning the house?

Don't you want a clean house for when the railroad police come to investigate?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

Dude said that only Lebanese girls could pull it off.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

Dude said that only Lebanese girls could pull it off.

Like Ellen Degeneres? Or Melissa Etheridge?

 

[Abraham]

Gotta be past the shoulders.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

Dude said that only Lebanese girls could pull it off.

Like Ellen Degeneres? Or Melissa Etheridge?

No. Those women are lesbian...not Lebanese.

 

[soothsayer]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

You've got it all wrong here - the relationship going south CAUSED the haircut. I call it the life-change hair-change theory.When something big is going on in a gal's life, she often will cut her hair to take control of something, anything. Relationship problem? She cuts the hair to show she has control of her life, even though she has no control of the relationship. Job change? She feels like her career is in flux, so she shows everyone who's boss with a new 'do. New kid? She'll say she's cutting her hair so the kid can't grab onto it...it's a lie. She's cutting it because due to pregnancy and childbirth everything feels out of her control so she cuts her hair to feel sane again. You'll see it with divorce, changing jobs/cities/friends/gyms/etc. You'll see it after a death in the family or after some other sort of tragedy. It's just a way of doing something that is totally within one's control and can be 100% planned - no surprises, no deviations from the plan.Life change becomes hair change. It's just true.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

Dude said that only Lebanese girls could pull it off.

Like Ellen Degeneres? Or Melissa Etheridge?

No. Those women are lesbian...not Lebanese.

Oh, right. So, women from Lebanon can pull off this look?

 

[PIK95]

How long is long enough?

Past your shoulders, or at least long enough to make a decent looking pony tail for when you are cleaning the house.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

No so don't ask, but the ridiculous UT co-ed that I hired 4 months ago cut her hair to her shoulders 6 weeks ago and then cut it again last week to a "short, cute" look. Now, predictably, she is having trouble with her boyfriend. This thread is a PSA for ladies: do not cut your hair lest you reap the consequences./end

You've got it all wrong here - the relationship going south CAUSED the haircut. I call it the life-change hair-change theory.When something big is going on in a gal's life, she often will cut her hair to take control of something, anything. Relationship problem? She cuts the hair to show she has control of her life, even though she has no control of the relationship. Job change? She feels like her career is in flux, so she shows everyone who's boss with a new 'do. New kid? She'll say she's cutting her hair so the kid can't grab onto it...it's a lie. She's cutting it because due to pregnancy and childbirth everything feels out of her control so she cuts her hair to feel sane again. You'll see it with divorce, changing jobs/cities/friends/gyms/etc. You'll see it after a death in the family or after some other sort of tragedy. It's just a way of doing something that is totally within one's control and can be 100% planned - no surprises, no deviations from the plan.Life change becomes hair change. It's just true.

I've never cut my hair short, even after my divorce, or having kids, or even a death in the family.

 

[All Your Base Are Belong To Us]

even a death in the family.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Truer words have never been spoken. Women... do not... repeat... DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR.... EVER. Get it trimmed, sure. But the cute short hair look is only good for the women who are Lebanese.

what a skankGross!

Those are two of the most attractive women alive. So yeah they can pull it off. As did Demi Moore, Mariska Hargitay to name a couple others. Generally I think it's tougher to pull off and most girls should stick to long hair.

Dude said that only Lebanese girls could pull it off.

Like Ellen Degeneres? Or Melissa Etheridge?

No. Those women are lesbian...not Lebanese.

Oh, right. So, women from Lebanon can pull off this look?

I didn't say it...he did.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

even a death in the family.

"Uncle Harold's dying wish was for you to cut that rat's nest you call hair."

 

[soothsayer]

You've got it all wrong here - the relationship going south CAUSED the haircut. I call it the life-change hair-change theory.When something big is going on in a gal's life, she often will cut her hair to take control of something, anything. Relationship problem? She cuts the hair to show she has control of her life, even though she has no control of the relationship. Job change? She feels like her career is in flux, so she shows everyone who's boss with a new 'do. New kid? She'll say she's cutting her hair so the kid can't grab onto it...it's a lie. She's cutting it because due to pregnancy and childbirth everything feels out of her control so she cuts her hair to feel sane again. You'll see it with divorce, changing jobs/cities/friends/gyms/etc. You'll see it after a death in the family or after some other sort of tragedy. It's just a way of doing something that is totally within one's control and can be 100% planned - no surprises, no deviations from the plan.Life change becomes hair change. It's just true.

I've never cut my hair short, even after my divorce, or having kids, or even a death in the family.

Maybe you've always felt in control during those times? If so, hats off!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

even a death in the family.

You'll see it after a death in the family or after some other sort of tragedy.