Do you have someone in your circle of friends nicknamed “T-Bone”? (1 Viewer)

[Bruce Dickinson]

Well?

 

[Da Guru]

Have a friend we call Bone-Head...but no T-Bone

 

[Jackstraw]

No but we do have a T-dog.

 

[rockaction]

No.  

 

[Joe Summer]

I had a friend in high school whose nickname was "Boner", because his last name was similar to the last name of the character who played Boner on "Growing Pains". EVERYONE called him "Boner", including teachers.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I had a friend in high school whose nickname was "Boner", because his last name was similar to the last name of the character who played Boner on "Growing Pains". EVERYONE called him "Boner", including teachers.

 

 

[Ron Swanson]

No, but I'm going to try and make it happen.

 

[wikkidpissah]

so few T-Bones, so many KoKos

 

[Leroy Hoard]

No, but I do know a Chuck Delmonico.

 

[Osaurus]

No.  Does B-Tone count?

 

[TLEF316]

I am occasionally called T-Bone by a couple of groups of friends.  Its not something I've ever asked for, but because I'm a huge Seinfeld fan and dont have a nick-name otherwise, it does tend to happen.

I have never once referred to myself as T-Bone in a serious manner.

 

[ChiefD]

I have two.

 

[rockaction]

I can't believe it's only 13-4. 

T-Bone!  

 

[TheAristocrat]

I had a friend in high school whose nickname was "Boner", because his last name was similar to the last name of the character who played Boner on "Growing Pains". EVERYONE called him "Boner", including teachers.

In my freshman year of college, one of the guys I hung out with was nicknamed Boner.  He had a habit of getting blackout drunk and falling through tables or making some scene while overly intoxicated.  Right around Christmas, his girlfriend got pregnant.  She was starting to show in the spring and they decided to go to her parent's house in BFE Wisconsin to tell them the news.  Evidently, she either forgot or didn't know his actual first name, so he got the "Dad, this is my boyfriend..." [Long pause] "...Boner" introduction.  Wish I could have been there to see his reaction especially since this was the preface to a VERY awkward conversation.

 

[Birdie048]

Yes...  real name Teresa...  we had a "charity event go-cart race"...  she T-Boned another driver who got in her way and she crushed him - put him out of the race...  no real injury, but tire marks on his arm!  

The whole go-cart event community and co-workers called her T-Bone ever since!  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

In my freshman year of college, one of the guys I hung out with was nicknamed Boner.  He had a habit of getting blackout drunk and falling through tables or making some scene while overly intoxicated.  Right around Christmas, his girlfriend got pregnant.  She was starting to show in the spring and they decided to go to her parent's house in BFE Wisconsin to tell them the news.  Evidently, she either forgot or didn't know his actual first name, so he got the "Dad, this is my boyfriend..." [Long pause] "...Boner" introduction.  Wish I could have been there to see his reaction especially since this was the preface to a VERY awkward conversation.

This is funnier than the last dozen sit-com scripts I've seen on TV.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

T-Bone Jerome

 

[Dan Lambskin]

No but knew a guy in college who's nickname was Barnyard Animal.  I think my favorite story is how he'd always stop at the Rub n Tug on the way home from a 3 day fly fishing trip... gotta image he was pretty ripe.  He also told me he would usually decline the rub part and just tell them to get right to the happy ending 

 

[Henry Ford]

There’s a T-Bob

 

[Tom Skerritt]

No T-Bone, but we had a Tiny and a Fat Roy.

 

[SWC]

we had a guy we called spit and another guy we called satch but i dont know anyone named tbone brohan take that to the bank

 

[Dr. Octopus]

One of my co-workers calls another "T-Bones". I call him "Tim", because that's his name.

 

[E Street Brat]

Have  a buddy in Plant City that raised a cow for slaughter. We named him T-Bone and he was delicious 

The cow not my buddy.

 

[E Street Brat]

There are three Tim's on my former iracing team one we called Tom. One was Drunkie and the last one was T-squared 

 

[RUSF18]

J: But there's no "T" in your name. How about "G-bone"?

G: There is no G-bone.

J: There's a G-spot.

G: That's a myth!

 

[grateful zed]

i have a D-bone and a T-rib.

so i voted yes.

 

[Snickers]

Of course

 

[peaces]

Anyone whose name starts with a T, I call t-bone

 

[playin4beer]

I have a buddy I call "T-bag"..  does that count?

 

[Tin Cup]

Had a friend we called Hambone, but he hated it.  Which only led to us calling him it even more.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

I call my sister T-dawg or T-bone. No lie. 

 

[Drunken knight]

we were going to but decided upon koko instead

 

[El Floppo]

I don't think Waffle-Belly counts... right?

 

[grateful zed]

i used to know a Z-man. 

 

[Hawkeye21]

I was expecting more Seinfeld jokes.

I put no since I don't have any close friends that go by T-Bone but I then remembered I do know a guy that is my dad's age who goes by that nickname.  He's a well known guy in town and I've know him my whole life.  So use to calling him T-Bone that I didn't even think about it as a nickname.

Thinking of nicknames, do any of you find them to be more common in certain part of the country?  I know here in the Iowa it seems like everyone has a nickname or is called by their last name.  I have very few friends that go by their first name.

 

[grateful zed]

I was expecting more Seinfeld jokes.

well then, MAKE ONE !!!

 

[Hawkeye21]

well then, MAKE ONE !!!

But I don't WANNA make a Seinfeld joke!

Say that in Jerry's voice and you've got my joke.

 

[gump]

That’s me...in a group full of Seinfeld fans.

 

[peaces]

Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

 

[Drunken knight]

has any anyone called the jerk store yet?

 

[shuke]

Did in college but I haven't seen him in decades.  Still voted yes.  

 

[Zegras11]

Did in college but I haven't seen him in decades.  Still voted yes.  

In college here also.  He got busted for doing blow in the parking lot at my reception in Mill Valley.

 

[Christo]

No T-Bone. But one Wishbone.

 

[GregR]

Years back, played an online shooter with a group, where everyone called me T because of my login. I'd frequently get names like T-bone, T-bird, etc., from a dude from NYC.

 

[Daywalker]

We have a T-Train.

 

[Stoneys]

No T Bone but do know someone that is called Neck Bone and another called Meatball 

 

[pollardsvision]

Have a friend we call Bone-Head...but no T-Bone

Buddy's uncle is called Head-Bone, or Head-Weiser. He smokes a ton of pot, of course. 

 

[Nugget]

I feel bad for our Webelos den leader Tony, but I am going to do my damndest to make this stick. 

 

[mr roboto]

Yes. Tim. 

 

[E Street Brat]

I call my sister T-dawg or T-bone. No lie. 

I call your sister when I'm horny.