Does anyone use baby wipes on themselves? (1 Viewer)

[No. 16]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

 

[gianmarco]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

 

[pollardsvision]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

You could just use those Clorox wipes.

I believe that kills about 3 birds with one stone.

 

[No. 16]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

 

[Rick James]

I've been doing the baby wipe + goldbond combo for about a year now. My bhole is immaculate.

 

[shadyridr]

using flushable wipes has changed my life

 

[shuke]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

 

[gianmarco]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

I bolded the key portions for you.

I don't like to walk into my bathroom and have a constant hint of eau de #### as if I'm wondering if I stepped in dog business. The fact that you're ok with a slight odor of poopoo is just gross.

 

[Henry Ford]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

I bolded the key portions for you.

I don't like to walk into my bathroom and have a constant hint of eau de #### as if I'm wondering if I stepped in dog business. The fact that you're ok with a slight odor of poopoo is just gross.

That is what's gross? About a page ago in this same thread, he posted the following as his former wiping routine.

1. Fill cup with warm water2. Drop a deuce.

3. Wipe with TP to get chunks out.

4. Simultaneously pour warm water and scrub your ### with your free hand.

5. Dry off with TP.

6. Make lumpias to give to white coworkers that you hate.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

You don't live in Mexico, you live in the United States! </SamWyche>

 

[No. 16]

The point is there is no odor.

 

[gianmarco]

The point is there is no odor.

almost

 

[Pipes]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Not as disgusting as a backed up septic system. Certain toilet paper is bad for sceptic systems I would think baby wipes would be much worse. Thankfully I live where I can flush mine.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Not as disgusting as a backed up septic system. Certain toilet paper is bad for sceptic systems I would think baby wipes would be much worse. Thankfully I live where I can flush mine.

Hence the name "Pipes"?

 

[Jobber]

Intrigued.

Best brand of flushable wipes?

 

[koby925]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

 

[shadyridr]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

 

[Kenny Powers]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

 

[shadyridr]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

yes, keep them in my drawer. Carry a wipe in my pocket when i have to do #2

 

[the moops]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

This worries me as well - anymore stories/experience on this? We already have problems with the more durable TP clogging up the toilets.

 

[shadyridr]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

do coworkers know what you carry in your pocket?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Wet wipes in the house & have them in my desk at work... Can't see any reason not to use them.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

yes, keep them in my drawer. Carry a wipe in my pocket when i have to do #2

I like the wipes, but damn..Ive never even considered carrying my own supply to work.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Wet wipes in the house & have them in my desk at work... Can't see any reason not to use them.

because they #### up your septic system. otherwise, full go

 

[shadyridr]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

yes, keep them in my drawer. Carry a wipe in my pocket when i have to do #2

I like the wipes, but damn..Ive never even considered carrying my own supply to work.

i poop five days a week at work, two days a week at home. Simple math

 

[Binky The Doormat]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

do coworkers know what you carry in your pocket?

:wetspot:

 

[the moops]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

do coworkers know what you carry in your pocket?

yes. my phone and money. who the #### carries #### wiping stuff in their pocket?

 

[shadyridr]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

do coworkers know what you carry in your pocket?

yes. my phone and money. who the #### carries #### wiping stuff in their pocket?

you realize it takes me ten seconds to walk to walk from my desk to the bathroom? Its not like i carry it in my pocket all day

 

[the moops]

 

[koby925]

I use one or two at a time. Don't think the amount you use at one time saves you. From what this plummer was telling me, it only takes one to not fully flow through the pipes to get the chain going. Then they bunch up on each other...Wa La, you have poop city in your guest bathroom. He said 99% of the problems he used to see were Tampons. Now it's almost half tampons and half flushable wipes. They FLUSH, but doesn't mean they won't get stuck. And they don't disintegarte. I'm gonna stick to just TP and if I really need a wipe intervention, I'll throw them in the trash can. Though I agree with others that that is nasty. Maybe keep some plastic bags around for those occasions.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

yes, keep them in my drawer. Carry a wipe in my pocket when i have to do #2

I like the wipes, but damn..Ive never even considered carrying my own supply to work.

i poop five days a week at work, two days a week at home. Simple math

you only #### 7 times a week?!

 

[OC Zed]

I've posted this in here multiple times before, but I'll do it again for you rookies. The Shark Move is using wettened TP to wipe instead of flushable wipes. Your butt and your pipes both win.

 

[Henry Ford]

I've posted this in here multiple times before, but I'll do it again for you rookies. The Shark Move is using wettened TP to wipe instead of flushable wipes. Your butt and your pipes both win.

Wet TP leaves hangers-on for those of us with exceptionally hairy asses.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

 

[E-Z Glider]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

lol... I'm just talking about any paper down the toilet. I use TP anyway. I ain't no wipes using fruitcake.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

lol... I'm just talking about any paper down the toilet. I use TP anyway. I ain't no wipes using fruitcake.

so you left all of your family's ####ty toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing because....

 

[Henry Ford]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

lol... I'm just talking about any paper down the toilet. I use TP anyway. I ain't no wipes using fruitcake.

so you left all of your family's ####ty toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing because....

http://www.yucatanliving.com/yucatan-survivor/mexican-fosa-septica.htm

 

[E-Z Glider]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

lol... I'm just talking about any paper down the toilet. I use TP anyway. I ain't no wipes using fruitcake.

so you left all of your family's ####ty toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing because....

This wasnt some high rise resort. We were in Tulum, Mexico staying in a jungle cabana on a road without electricity or sewer. When the owner tells you that you cant flush paper or it will backup the toilet, you listen. There were trees growing out of the floor for crying out loud. Pic of bathroom.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Since adding them to the repertoire, I can't imagine going back. I'm 90% cleaner, no longer get the itching or burning afterward, and rarely get swamp ###.

I do wonder if they are going to clog up our septic system though.

Why don't you just throw them in the garbage?

Same reason you don't throw used toilet paper in the garbage. It stinks.

By the time you get down to finishing off with a wipe it doesn't stink very much, if at all, if you do a good job with the toilet paper. The scented baby wipe usually covers most of the smell.

The baby wipe picks up what people who don't use baby wipes leave behind and you don't detect a poo smell coming from most people do you? Since adults who use baby wipes in themselves are the minority.

A simple garbage can with a lid also helps.

Disgusting.

Family of 4 just did this for a week in Mexico and wife and I both commented on how it was nearly as disgusting as you would think. I was expecting it to stink (or there to be flies or something), but there was nothing at all. Typical overblown 1st world concerns.

Why did you care about the place you were staying at in Mexico enough to not flush the wipes?

lol... I'm just talking about any paper down the toilet. I use TP anyway. I ain't no wipes using fruitcake.

so you left all of your family's ####ty toilet paper in the garbage can instead of flushing because....

This wasnt some high rise resort. We were in Tulum, Mexico staying in a jungle cabana on a road without electricity or sewer. When the owner tells you that you cant flush paper or it will backup the toilet, you listen. There were trees growing out of the floor for crying out loud. Pic of bathroom.

Yeah, thats not what Id call a vacation but glad you enjoyed it!

 

[OC Zed]

I've posted this in here multiple times before, but I'll do it again for you rookies. The Shark Move is using wettened TP to wipe instead of flushable wipes. Your butt and your pipes both win.

Wet TP leaves hangers-on for those of us with exceptionally hairy asses.

If you use a good quality TP, the hanger-on issue should be minimal.

 

[shadyridr]

Just had a plumber here for 2 hours. House smells like a sewer. Waste all up in our guest bath tub. $425 lighter in the wallet. The culprit...."flushable" wipes.

Think I may be jumping off this train.

you flushing one at a time? I don't think I can get off this train even knowing the risk. Wipes changed my life and I'm not exaggerating. Thankfully I do most of my pooping at work

so you carry wipes with you to work?

yes, keep them in my drawer. Carry a wipe in my pocket when i have to do #2

I like the wipes, but damn..Ive never even considered carrying my own supply to work.

i poop five days a week at work, two days a week at home. Simple math

you only #### 7 times a week?!

yeah

 

[Henry Ford]

I've posted this in here multiple times before, but I'll do it again for you rookies. The Shark Move is using wettened TP to wipe instead of flushable wipes. Your butt and your pipes both win.

Wet TP leaves hangers-on for those of us with exceptionally hairy asses.

If you use a good quality TP, the hanger-on issue should be minimal.

I'm a Charmin man. Educate me.

 

[Wildcat]

you carry a wipe in your pocket? holy ####

do your coworkers know this about you?

do coworkers know what you carry in your pocket?

yes. my phone and money. who the #### carries #### wiping stuff in their pocket?

you realize it takes me ten seconds to walk to walk from my desk to the bathroom? Its not like i carry it in my pocket all day

I carry the whole package with me. Coworkers know I keep them in my desk. I don't hide it. They know I like a clean butt. We joke about it, but it always turns back around on the people that don't use them and we joke they have a dirty ###. So it's actually worked positively for me. They see me a obsessive now about cleanliness.

 

[OC Zed]

I've posted this in here multiple times before, but I'll do it again for you rookies. The Shark Move is using wettened TP to wipe instead of flushable wipes. Your butt and your pipes both win.

Wet TP leaves hangers-on for those of us with exceptionally hairy asses.

If you use a good quality TP, the hanger-on issue should be minimal.

I'm a Charmin man. Educate me.

I'm a Charmin Ultra-Soft user and have had minimal hanger-on wads... Perhaps, their new "Ultra-Strong" line would be better for the hairiest guys.

 

[Osaurus]

Love em, but no longer flush em

 

[FUBAR]

Been using wet wipes now as I've been dealing with hemorrhoids the last few months. I wouldn't want to apply the cream to a dirty ###.

 

[Wingnut]

This wasnt some high rise resort. We were in Tulum, Mexico staying in a jungle cabana on a road without electricity or sewer. When the owner tells you that you cant flush paper or it will backup the toilet, you listen. There were trees growing out of the floor for crying out loud. Pic of bathroom.

Is the 3rd pic on that pic page your handy work before you threw it away?Eta: this one:

http://s284.photobucket.com/user/ezglider/media/toe_zps26533699.jpg.html

 

[Henry Ford]

This wasnt some high rise resort. We were in Tulum, Mexico staying in a jungle cabana on a road without electricity or sewer. When the owner tells you that you cant flush paper or it will backup the toilet, you listen. There were trees growing out of the floor for crying out loud. Pic of bathroom.

Is the 3rd pic on that pic page your handy work before you threw it away?Eta: this one:

http://s284.photobucket.com/user/ezglider/media/toe_zps26533699.jpg.html

I also wondered.