Does anyone use baby wipes on themselves? (1 Viewer)

[urbanhack]

make sure to only use unscented ones.

 

[Flying V]

corncobs down?

Far superior to TP. Too bad they don't flush.

 

[Nigel]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

 

[saintsfan]

I love them. It prevents swamp ###...

I must be doing something wrong then...

Unless you live somewhere really hot and humid, you might not have experienced swamp ###.The flushable wipes do a good job.

 

[Hoh]

A co-worker regaled us with the wonders of baby wipes. He did say however it was unwise to store them next to the Lysol kitchen/bathroom disinfecting wipes.





:(

 

[Tiger Fan]

Can someone break down the cost efficiency of wipes vs. toilet paper?

It's not a vs. thing. One wet wipe after you do you regular TP wipe is all you need

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anyone else here use Gold Bond on the wipes?

 

[Nigel]

Anyone else here use Gold Bond on the wipes?

Never on the wipes, but I put a handful down there every morning.

 

[culdeus]

Careful with old toilets. You can clog them up pretty easy.

 

[urbanhack]

Careful with old toilets. You can clog them up pretty easy.

tear them in half. better for your toilet system and they last twice as long.

 

[Cunk]

Big fan. Leaves you feeling extra fresh.

Don't you think your co-workers will think it odd when you drag a big fan into the bathroom from time to time?

 

[Dragons]

A co-worker regaled us with the wonders of baby wipes. He did say however it was unwise to store them next to the Lysol kitchen/bathroom disinfecting wipes.





:(

You can buy the adult version in containers like this. There's no mistaking it for the Lysol tall/round container.

 

[Gambino]

Big fan. Leaves you feeling extra fresh.

Don't you think your co-workers will think it odd when you drag a big fan into the bathroom from time to time?

Not to mention it blows my newspaper all around.

 

[Knocks]

As Bob Seger once said..."Fire down below".... Nice and cool!

Side note: Best thread in a while!

 

[E-Z Glider]

Hmmmm....this is another one of those threads that changes the mindsets of many FBG's forever!

I honestly dont want to try it because Im afraid I wont be able to stop.

 

[E-Z Glider]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

This is very, very wrong.

 

[Crimson Hawk]

My 5 month old son and I share a wipes warmer, which is really nice on those cold mornings

 

[Hoh]

A co-worker regaled us with the wonders of baby wipes. He did say however it was unwise to store them next to the Lysol kitchen/bathroom disinfecting wipes.





:(

You can buy the adult version in containers like this. There's no mistaking it for the Lysol tall/round container.

Good call. However, this was the middle of the night and he was a little groggy. And, my coworker isn't the sharpest tool in the shed fully awake.

 

[JuniorNB]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

This is very, very wrong.

I believe that saliva contains certain acids that aid in the breakdown of foods. You could inadvertanly be eating away your own anal cavity.

 

[Broncoholic]

Hmmmm....this is another one of those threads that changes the mindsets of many FBG's forever!

I honestly dont want to try it because Im afraid I wont be able to stop.

Your username makes this statement funny to me...I don't know why, it just does.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Cottenelle Flushable wipes are the greatest thing to happen to my ###.

 

[Tbone]

My 5 month old son and I share a wipes warmer, which is really nice on those cold mornings

Somehow reading this post while looking at your avatar seems so wrong.

 

[ATRAIN56]

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

and can somebody explain the shells from Demolition Man please?

TIA

 

[No. 16]

At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.

 

[rail]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

This is very, very wrong.

I believe that saliva contains certain acids that aid in the breakdown of foods. You could inadvertanly be eating away your own anal cavity.

A certain scene from Brokeback Mountain just flashed through my head.

 

[shuke]

At home I used my hand and a large slurpee cup filled with warm water after I go #2. Then dry with TP. Way better than moist wipes and cheaper as well.

 

[Schmegma]

Can someone break down the cost efficiency of wipes vs. toilet paper?

A cost benefit analysis would be more appropriate, and in this case I can assure you that the benefits FAR outweigh the costs.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Ah screw it, I'm in.

 

[Tbone]

blackdot to your own thread

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

blackdot to your own thread

What's more, is this is not what he intended.It's reminding me of that old Neil Young thread -- he was supposed to be bashed, but instead the thread starter took the brunt of it.

 

[redman]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

This is very, very wrong.

I believe that saliva contains certain acids that aid in the breakdown of foods. You could inadvertanly be eating away your own anal cavity.

Sort of like Brundlefly.

 

[Ned]

so do you guys carry them in your little man purse when you have to go at work?

 

[Otis]

IN

Between this, tucking my undershirt into my boxers, and shaving with cold water, my life is vastly improved.

 

[JuniorNB]

so do you guys carry them in your little man purse when you have to go at work?

I carry a bookbag, like a college student would. I basically use it as a purse, I suppose. I bring my lunch, gum, ipod, ect. in there.

 

[Sheriff66]

so do you guys carry them in your little man purse when you have to go at work?

 

[Otis]

so do you guys carry them in your little man purse when you have to go at work?

I carry a bookbag, like a college student would. I basically use it as a purse, I suppose. I bring my lunch, gum, ipod, ect. in there.

Pretty common for males in NYC to carry a messenger bag.

 

[Nigel]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

This is very, very wrong.

I believe that saliva contains certain acids that aid in the breakdown of foods. You could inadvertanly be eating away your own anal cavity.

does the same hold true if another person uses their mouth on a certain body part of yours, like, I dunno....your manhood?

 

[Flying V]

Bidet down?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

IN

Between this, tucking my undershirt into my boxers, and shaving with cold water, my life is vastly improved.

What's up with the other two?

 

[Otis]

IN

Between this, tucking my undershirt into my boxers, and shaving with cold water, my life is vastly improved.

What's up with the other two?

Recent lifestyle changes I owe exclusively to my FFA iFriends.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

IN

Between this, tucking my undershirt into my boxers, and shaving with cold water, my life is vastly improved.

What's up with the other two?

Recent lifestyle changes I owe exclusively to my FFA iFriends.

I got that part. Reasons?

 

[phthalatemagic]

My ex used them exclusively. No toilet paper. Just baby wipes. I thought it was strange, but it wasn't a factor in the divorce for those curious.

 

[Dragons]

IN

Between this, tucking my undershirt into my boxers, and shaving with cold water, my life is vastly improved.

What's up with the other two?

Recent lifestyle changes I owe exclusively to my FFA iFriends.

I got that part. Reasons?

Shaving with cold water apparently makes the razor harder which in turn provides a better shave.Can't answer the underwear one, there's a thread too long to read.

 

[phthalatemagic]

Shaving with cold water apparently makes the razor harder which in turn provides a better shave.Can't answer the underwear one, there's a thread too long to read.

I'm not a dermatologist or metallurgist, but I'd think the amount cold water hardens/sharpens stainless steel pales in comparison to the amount hot water makes skin and hair pliable and weak enough to be cut.

 

[Dragons]

Shaving with cold water apparently makes the razor harder which in turn provides a better shave.Can't answer the underwear one, there's a thread too long to read.

I'm not a dermatologist or metallurgist, but I'd think the amount cold water hardens/sharpens stainless steel pales in comparison to the amount hot water makes skin and hair pliable and weak enough to be cut.

I don't fully understand the shaving theory, but I think you want hair standing straight up and it to be not weak and pliable. Hair doesn't need to be weak to be cut, it needs to common in contact with a sharp razor. A flexible hair will not cut as smoothly across the skin line as a solid hair.I'm no dermatologist or metallurgist either, I just regurgitate things I half remember.

 

[whoknew]

Even better are the Preparation H wipes. They will change your life.

 

[dickey moe]

Sometimes I spit on the last wad of tp for my final wipe, introducing a little moistness into the equation.

Congratulations -- you're introducing to your ###### the one substance dirtier than your bunghole.

 

[Pipes]

so do you guys carry them in your little man purse when you have to go at work?

No need too...I only take dumps at home.Try it...you'll like it.

 

[ATRAIN56]