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Does anyone use baby wipes on themselves? (1 Viewer)

ok heres a serious question. Does anyone give one last wipe when they think there "done" standing up? I found that when I give the last wipe standing up there is poo still there. I dont know if it hits a different spot or what. :pickle:

FWIW I am a huge baby wipe supporter
Not here. Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand. I make sure of it. I'm also a baby wipe user though. Been using them for a couple years now. I can't imagine how much poo was on my clothes prior to using them. However, I only use it at the end. The wipes tend to smear the poo too much. I need something that grips it and pulls it off, like toilet paper. The conundrum is, while the tp pulls it off, it doesn't completely clean and disinfect. That's where the wipes come in. After I'm almost finished, I use the wipes to get all the dried particles off my butt cheeks, which there almost always is, especially after a messy one. It's a great process I came up with through years of experimentation. :thumbup:
I thought the same thing about "Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand." On my last wipe sitting I ALWAYS check to see if its clean and it is. Then I stand up and wipe and theres some poo weird. Just try it one time. You might be suprised
 
ok heres a serious question. Does anyone give one last wipe when they think there "done" standing up? I found that when I give the last wipe standing up there is poo still there. I dont know if it hits a different spot or what. :confused:

FWIW I am a huge baby wipe supporter
Not here. Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand. I make sure of it. I'm also a baby wipe user though. Been using them for a couple years now. I can't imagine how much poo was on my clothes prior to using them. However, I only use it at the end. The wipes tend to smear the poo too much. I need something that grips it and pulls it off, like toilet paper. The conundrum is, while the tp pulls it off, it doesn't completely clean and disinfect. That's where the wipes come in. After I'm almost finished, I use the wipes to get all the dried particles off my butt cheeks, which there almost always is, especially after a messy one. It's a great process I came up with through years of experimentation. :thumbup:
I thought the same thing about "Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand." On my last wipe sitting I ALWAYS check to see if its clean and it is. Then I stand up and wipe and theres some poo weird. Just try it one time. You might be suprised
Worth a shot. Thanks
 
ok heres a serious question. Does anyone give one last wipe when they think there "done" standing up? I found that when I give the last wipe standing up there is poo still there. I dont know if it hits a different spot or what. :confused:

FWIW I am a huge baby wipe supporter
Not here. Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand. I make sure of it. I'm also a baby wipe user though. Been using them for a couple years now. I can't imagine how much poo was on my clothes prior to using them. However, I only use it at the end. The wipes tend to smear the poo too much. I need something that grips it and pulls it off, like toilet paper. The conundrum is, while the tp pulls it off, it doesn't completely clean and disinfect. That's where the wipes come in. After I'm almost finished, I use the wipes to get all the dried particles off my butt cheeks, which there almost always is, especially after a messy one. It's a great process I came up with through years of experimentation. :thumbup:
I thought the same thing about "Every last bit of the poo is gone before I stand." On my last wipe sitting I ALWAYS check to see if its clean and it is. Then I stand up and wipe and theres some poo weird. Just try it one time. You might be suprised
Worth a shot. Thanks
Please keep me updated. Just wanna make sure Im not the only one
 
I've been a Baby Wipe user since 2006.... one problem I have found with continued use is that I have become 100% dependant on them.

If I go on a business trip and forget my wipes, my 10:30am bathroom break is awful. I get all clumsy when cleaning up...start fumbling the toilet paper, unsure of my moves. With the wipes, I'm like the Lebron James of wiping in there... I see the whole bathroom floor and always make the right play. Sure, my jump shot isnt great, but no one is better going to the hole :confused:

 
I've been a Baby Wipe user since 2006.... one problem I have found with continued use is that I have become 100% dependant on them. If I go on a business trip and forget my wipes, my 10:30am bathroom break is awful. I get all clumsy when cleaning up...start fumbling the toilet paper, unsure of my moves. With the wipes, I'm like the Lebron James of wiping in there... I see the whole bathroom floor and always make the right play. Sure, my jump shot isnt great, but no one is better going to the hole :confused:
:thumbup: :mellow: :lmao: Would it be bizarre to go wet wipes first and TP to finish? Everyone here seems to like TP first - then the finish with the wet wipes second!
 
I've been a Baby Wipe user since 2006.... one problem I have found with continued use is that I have become 100% dependant on them. If I go on a business trip and forget my wipes, my 10:30am bathroom break is awful. I get all clumsy when cleaning up...start fumbling the toilet paper, unsure of my moves. With the wipes, I'm like the Lebron James of wiping in there... I see the whole bathroom floor and always make the right play. Sure, my jump shot isnt great, but no one is better going to the hole :confused:
:thumbup: :mellow: :lmao: Would it be bizarre to go wet wipes first and TP to finish? Everyone here seems to like TP first - then the finish with the wet wipes second!
Yes, it would be bizarre... like man nipples, the dry TP would really serve no purpose after the wet wipe.
 
I've been a Baby Wipe user since 2006.... one problem I have found with continued use is that I have become 100% dependant on them. If I go on a business trip and forget my wipes, my 10:30am bathroom break is awful. I get all clumsy when cleaning up...start fumbling the toilet paper, unsure of my moves. With the wipes, I'm like the Lebron James of wiping in there... I see the whole bathroom floor and always make the right play. Sure, my jump shot isnt great, but no one is better going to the hole :confused:
:thumbup: :mellow: :lmao: Would it be bizarre to go wet wipes first and TP to finish? Everyone here seems to like TP first - then the finish with the wet wipes second!
Yes, it would be bizarre... like man nipples, the dry TP would really serve no purpose after the wet wipe.
No, not true - it helps to dry up any of the remaining damp spots. Some of the earlier posters went TP first - then wet wipes with the downside being that your underwear mops up the wet spots
 
I've been a Baby Wipe user since 2006.... one problem I have found with continued use is that I have become 100% dependant on them. If I go on a business trip and forget my wipes, my 10:30am bathroom break is awful. I get all clumsy when cleaning up...start fumbling the toilet paper, unsure of my moves. With the wipes, I'm like the Lebron James of wiping in there... I see the whole bathroom floor and always make the right play. Sure, my jump shot isnt great, but no one is better going to the hole :goodposting:
:gang1: :lmao: :lmao: Would it be bizarre to go wet wipes first and TP to finish? Everyone here seems to like TP first - then the finish with the wet wipes second!
Yes, it would be bizarre... like man nipples, the dry TP would really serve no purpose after the wet wipe.
No, not true - it helps to dry up any of the remaining damp spots. Some of the earlier posters went TP first - then wet wipes with the downside being that your underwear mops up the wet spots
Then the tp would fall apart and roll up all over your ###. It can't be used to dry up the wet spots. Won't work
 
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Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.

 
big country said:
Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.
So you recommend marinating the TP is water before the deuce? How many uses do you get from it?
 
big country said:
Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.
So you recommend marinating the TP is water before the deuce? How many uses do you get from it?
no u obviously cant wipe with it dripping wet. Let it sit for about an hour or two. It tears off very easily, and the moist sensation is wonderful. Its not baby wipes but the next best thing
 
Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.
So you recommend marinating the TP is water before the deuce? How many uses do you get from it?
no u obviously cant wipe with it dripping wet. Let it sit for about an hour or two. It tears off very easily, and the moist sensation is wonderful. Its not baby wipes but the next best thing
;) If your toilet is right next to the sink, you can simply wet the TP while you are "there". Essentially, they're homemade babywipes and a bit more cost effective to boot.
 
Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.
So you recommend marinating the TP is water before the deuce? How many uses do you get from it?
no u obviously cant wipe with it dripping wet. Let it sit for about an hour or two. It tears off very easily, and the moist sensation is wonderful. Its not baby wipes but the next best thing
:goodposting: If your toilet is right next to the sink, you can simply wet the TP while you are "there". Essentially, they're homemade babywipes and a bit more cost effective to boot.
Interesting. Now, are these for company use as well? If Aunt Selma is over and she uses the john... are the "pre balled wet tp's" for her usage at her descretion? Or do you keep these pre-wet tp balls somewhere hidden?
 
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Ok my 5 year old just soaked my brand new roll of toilet paper. Instead of letting it sit to dry, I decided to use it when I dropped a load. It worked nearly as well as a baby wipe. I am a baby wipe user, but was impressed with the wet toilet paper method.
So you recommend marinating the TP is water before the deuce? How many uses do you get from it?
no u obviously cant wipe with it dripping wet. Let it sit for about an hour or two. It tears off very easily, and the moist sensation is wonderful. Its not baby wipes but the next best thing
:goodposting: If your toilet is right next to the sink, you can simply wet the TP while you are "there". Essentially, they're homemade babywipes and a bit more cost effective to boot.
Interesting. Now, are these for company use as well? If Aunt Selma is over and she uses the john... are the "pre balled wet tp's" for her usage at her descretion? Or do you keep these pre-wet tp balls somewhere hidden?
Oh, let me clarify... I don't pre-wet. I wet only at the time in question. Works well enough. You can even add some soap if the toilet is near the shower.
 
The best time to Wet them are when u get caught up in a magazine and forget to wipe after a while. The moisture from the TP helps get and the dried poo

 
Do you guys just wait it out for drying to take place or do you 'dab' dry TP to accomplish that?

Or, do you just say #### it and let your undies do the drying?
boxers to the drying.. is that bad?seems to feel dry down there pretty fast.
Yeah what is this extra drying after the wipes? Unnecessary. Plus, it defeats the purpose of getting a good clean sanitized wipe up in there if you're gonna then F it up with more dusty, pee splattered TP.
any ideas?
 
I have been a big fan of using dampened TP instead of baby wipes, but I recently decided to buy some baby wipes to give them a try. I have to admit, they are a heck of a lot nicer than wet TP.

My question to FBGs is what brands do you guys use? In the store, I noticed there was very little selection for flushable baby wipes. I ended up buying the generic CVS brand, which seem fine and they are flushable (it sort of defeats the purpose if they are not), but I don't think they offer packs containing more than 50 wipes. It would be nice to find a brand that offers a bigger package to cut down the cost by buying in bulk.

 
I have been a big fan of using dampened TP instead of baby wipes, but I recently decided to buy some baby wipes to give them a try. I have to admit, they are a heck of a lot nicer than wet TP.

My question to FBGs is what brands do you guys use? In the store, I noticed there was very little selection for flushable baby wipes. I ended up buying the generic CVS brand, which seem fine and they are flushable (it sort of defeats the purpose if they are not), but I don't think they offer packs containing more than 50 wipes. It would be nice to find a brand that offers a bigger package to cut down the cost by buying in bulk.
how so? your ### gets cleaner either way. i use whatever my wife buys and they're not flushable
 
I have been a big fan of using dampened TP instead of baby wipes, but I recently decided to buy some baby wipes to give them a try. I have to admit, they are a heck of a lot nicer than wet TP.

My question to FBGs is what brands do you guys use? In the store, I noticed there was very little selection for flushable baby wipes. I ended up buying the generic CVS brand, which seem fine and they are flushable (it sort of defeats the purpose if they are not), but I don't think they offer packs containing more than 50 wipes. It would be nice to find a brand that offers a bigger package to cut down the cost by buying in bulk.
how so? your ### gets cleaner either way. i use whatever my wife buys and they're not flushable
Maybe I should have worded that differently... you are right about the ### getting clean, but I am still left with a bunch of #### in the garbage can. That's not desirable.
 
For the last 3 months I have been using literally 3/4 of a roll each time i drop a duece. I am STRONGLY considering baby wipes. Any brands? Whats the best brand for my $$$

 
For the last 3 months I have been using literally 3/4 of a roll each time i drop a duece. I am STRONGLY considering baby wipes. Any brands? Whats the best brand for my $$$
Buy a hose or a bidet. No way you use that much unless you have the diarrea (sp. Drunk). Wipes re the way to go, but you will get your bowels to produce a more solid scat.
 
All wipes are created equal. Buy some sort of plastic container with baby wipes, then just buy their refills.

A better way to go is Tuck's Medicated Wipes. Size of a Stridex, totally flushable, and the witch hazles makes you say 'ahhhhh'

 
wow...never saw this thread and didnt realize so many used wipes.

I saw the light about a year ago...I cant believe I went the prior 18 or so years with only TP.

 
For the last 3 months I have been using literally 3/4 of a roll each time i drop a duece. I am STRONGLY considering baby wipes. Any brands? Whats the best brand for my $$$
Buy a hose or a bidet. No way you use that much unless you have the diarrea (sp. Drunk). Wipes re the way to go, but you will get your bowels to produce a more solid scat.
I am 100% serious. I have used sooo much TP with each duece. Its not diarrea either. I look at the TP after I wipe and I REFUSE to stop wiping unless theres nothing there
 
Ok, I'll confess: After reading this thread I tried some of my son's baby wipes.

The Verdict: It did catch some mild brown paint, but that wasn't worth the feeling of a cold baby wipe running up my ####.

Sorry gentlemen, but I refuse to get hooked on your baby wipe addiction.

 
Ok, I'll confess: After reading this thread I tried some of my son's baby wipes.

The Verdict: It did catch some mild brown paint, but that wasn't worth the feeling of a cold baby wipe running up my ####.

Sorry gentlemen, but I refuse to get hooked on your baby wipe addiction.
For sissies like you, luckily, they make this.
 
Ask any plumber - there really is no such thing as a flushable wipe. Sure, they disappear when you flush, but they are always the culprit when the #### starts backing into your basement and you have to get your line snaked out.

 
Ask any plumber - there really is no such thing as a flushable wipe. Sure, they disappear when you flush, but they are always the culprit when the #### starts backing into your basement and you have to get your line snaked out.
wow i didnt know this........But they just feel sooooo darn good, its worth the plumbing bill
 
Filipinos don't use baby wipes... we just use a slurpee cup filled with water and our hands. Then pat dry with TP.

Cheaper and doesn't clog your toilets.

 
Ask any plumber - there really is no such thing as a flushable wipe. Sure, they disappear when you flush, but they are always the culprit when the #### starts backing into your basement and you have to get your line snaked out.
I must have Super Duper Plumbing, then. Never had a problem.
 
I just dropped the BIGGEST duece of my life. (If you wanna see it PM me. I took a pic on my phone of it. It wrapped around the toilet 2 times) Only took 2 baby wipes to clean up :lol:

 
Ask any plumber - there really is no such thing as a flushable wipe. Sure, they disappear when you flush, but they are always the culprit when the #### starts backing into your basement and you have to get your line snaked out.
So I should move the diaper genie into my bathroom? That could be a little awkward.
 

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