'HurryUpSundays said:
'Deamon said:
'Sweetness_34 said:
You want a good headache....get into a guppies league and I guarantee you will not know what to do when it is your turn to draft. Tonight I had my draft with a league that I am in for many years now. It is friends from work and we have a great time....but the value that falls in these drafts and the mistakes that are made are hilarious. Here are some salient features of this draft which will help you get ready for such a draft:
- Someone drafted Matt Bryant - K, ATL in the 3rd round (3.01) thinking he was drafting Matt Ryan, QB Atl. And this is an online draft on yahoo so I am not sure how he went and searched for Matt bryant.
- Someone drafted Ryan Grant late
- The guy who drafted MJD at 1.12 did not get Jennings and I get him in the 16th round.
- This draft always has a run on QBs. So knowing that, I drafted Brees with 1.06 after the first 5 picks were top 3 RBs and Rodgers + Brady. Guess who goes 1.09 and 1.11 => Stafford and Cam Newton. Now it is a 6 pt/TD league but really?
- Brandon Marshall went 2.01 which is not all that bad.
- Mike Turner and Frank Gore went 3.5 and 3.9, before Charles, Ryan Matthews, Steven Jackson etc
- Greg Jennings went 2.4
One team (49 er homer) actually drafted as follows from 1.09:
Stafford => Greg Jennings => Frank Gore => San Fran D (yes in the 4th round) => Vernon Davis => Vincent Jackson => David Akers => Andrew Luck => Mike Tolbert => Mario Manningham => Gresham => Houston D => Laurent Robinson => Dexter McCluster => Burleson => Mike Nugent => Bernard Scott
I am still staring at her team on the screen completely perplexed at the incompetency of FF drafting. If this team above wins it all, I will never ever play FF again....I mean it.
Sorry I had to share this experience with some folks. While I am still in shock at the craziness that ensued at the draft, I landed up with the following team from 1.06. This is a 1 Qb, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 WR/RB, TE, D, K league:
QB: Brees (1.6)
RB: Forte (2.7); Isaac Redman (6.7), Kevin Smith (8.7), Ryan Williams (9.6), Benson (13.6), Rashad Jennings (16.7)
WR: Jordy Nelson (3.6), Demaryus Thomas (4.7), Kenny Britt (7.6), Amendola (10.7), Lance Moore (12.7)
TE: Antonio Gates (5.6), Jacon Tamme (11.6)
K: Gostowski (14.7)
D: Cincy (15.6), Minnesota (17.6)
No Comment.
Gotta tell you man, I play in a very competitive, 12 team friends and family league that has 3 chicks in it. They work the wire, trade and talk smack with the best of them.
If you feel like you're above and beyond playing with females in 'fantasy' football - you're taking yourself way too serious.
Maybe he knows no females capable of playing fantasy football, or even ones that like football, cause I cant name one either. I play poker with a few women, they are just ATMs.
*shrug* Hang out with cooler chicks? Or don't, it's not a big deal and some guys like ff being a "guys club" thing. That's cool too. OP, your team is awful. The chick who you complain about has a better roster than you.
You want to talk about owning a guppy league draft where everyone else sucks, and you take advantage of it, this is how you brag:
PPR, can start 4 RB's for whatever reason. Took advantage of that big time, which left me weaker at WR but should allow me to dominate every week anyways, by virtue of a VERY high and consistent floor with all those RB's.
Matt Ryan, Jay Cutler
Darren McFadden, Ryan Mathews, Darren Sproles, Doug Martin, Kevin Smith, Ronnie Hillman
Pierre Garçon, Torrey Smith, Titus Young, Jon Baldwin, Leonard Hankerson, Danny Amendola, Emmanuel Sanders, Steve Smith STL
Jimmy Graham, Lance Kendricks
Bills D/ST
No Kickers, because...#### Kickers.
There you go. You'll still sound like a ######## coming onto a board full of "sharks" to brag about whipping on some guppies, but at least your team wouldn't be a pile of garbage.