Drafting with guppies (1 Viewer)

[flapgreen]

Lol

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Master Shake]

Somebody make an emoticon sort of like so that this will live in infamy. That way we cant forget.

THIS

 

[stronger88]

Anyone have any tips on watching the Thanksgiving games with guppy relatives? I might lose it if they pronounce Joique as "Jo-cue" or "Jo-kwee"

 

[flapgreen]

At this point, I don't think they even have another LT to take Webb's place. Hard to bench him when you have no one else. Maybe 2 new starters will make the OL below average instead of an embarrassment.

 

[Statcruncher]

I've reached the maximum number of quotes so I'm having to drop the early weeks to include each new week.

Week 3 Loss (2-1) 6th

Da Bearssss scored 104.40 points against a projected 128.37 and has underachieved every week this season.

Da Bearssss would be 16-17 if they played every team every week.

Week 4 Win (3-1) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten only three other teams besides Da BoyZ this week.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-24.

Week 5 Loss to the chick he mocked (3 - 2) 6th

Da Bearssss (3-2) would be 1-3 if they played the same schedule as mama's 49er faithful (2-3).

Da Bearssss would be 25-30 if they played every team every week.

Week 6 Win (4-2) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten every other team in the league this week.

Antonio Gates had 26.10 points, the highest TE score of the week and the third-highest TE score in the league this season

With 39.10 points, Jordy Nelson had the highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 36-30.

Week 7 Win (5-2) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten nine other teams besides Borilla's Gorillas this week.

The 150.88 points scored by Da Bearssss is their highest score of the season and the seventh-highest in the league this season.

Da Bearssss would be 45-32 if they played every team every week.

Week 8 Loss (5-3) 4th

Da Bearssss would have lost to seven other teams besides JustWinBaby this week.

With 97.02 points, Da Bearssss had their lowest output of the season.

Da Bearssss would be 48-40 if they played every team every week.

Week 9 Loss (5-4) 6th

Besides Lockwood's Thugs, Da Bearssss would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.

If they played every team every week, Da Bearssss would be 51-48.

Week 10 Loss (5-5) 6th

Besides Abe's Aces, Da Bearssss would have been defeated by six other teams this week.

If they played every team every week, Da Bearssss would be 55-55.

Week 11 Win (6-5) 5th

The 111.26 points scored by Da Bearssss was the lowest winning score in the league this week.

Da Bearssss would be 61-60 if they played every team every week.

Week 12 Win (7-5) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten seven other teams besides Fumbleroosky this week.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 69-63.

 

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Sweetness will get back to this thread after his vacation.

 

[letter_j]

Sweetness will get back to this thread after his vacation.

And to Statcruncher

 

[Raider Nation]

Is Sweetness in the playoffs?

 

[steveski]

Is Sweetness in the playoffs?

I hope so. The only thing that could make this thread complete for me is if he went full circle somehow won his league and then decided to come back and talk trash again.

 

[dmb359]

lol, I didn't bother to read the whole thread, but I would agree that team is bad for a league of "guppies". How did he do in this league?

here was probably my best draft (looking back at it), I would consider there to be some "guppies" in this work league too.

I don't remember the order, but here was my drafted team out of the #3 spot, and I don't consider this to be amazing (WR's are mediocre), but I'd much rather have this over the OP's draft.

Keep in mind this is a 12 team league too.

QB Matt Ryan

RB Arian Foster

RB Jamaal Charles

RB/WR Doug Martin

WR Larry Fitzgerald

WR Pierre Garcon

TE Jermaine Gresham

D/ST Seahawks D/ST

K Robbie Gould

BE Donald Brown

BE Reggie Wayne

BE Torrey Smith

BE Ben Tate

BE Ryan Williams

BE Josh Freeman

BE Greg Little

It's funny to look back at your drafted teams and see how different they are late in the year, and you would have done if you hadn't made some moves, or had accepted some trade offers.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

lol, I didn't bother to read the whole thread, but I would agree that team is bad for a league of "guppies". How did he do in this league?

 

[dmb359]

lol, I didn't bother to read the whole thread, but I would agree that team is bad for a league of "guppies". How did he do in this league?

I went back and read through it now, lol

 

[sporthenry]

lol, I didn't bother to read the whole thread, but I would agree that team is bad for a league of "guppies". How did he do in this league?

Give Sweetness credit, at least he posted his roster at the beginning of the year.

 

[dmb359]

Give Sweetness credit, at least he posted his roster at the beginning of the year.

most people post their rosters at the beginning of the year. Most people don't brag about a team like that though.

 

[Statcruncher]

I won't be able to post the results until Tuesday morning when the recaps come out. I know he's got Brees, Demaryius Thomas, and Alfred Morris but don't know if he started them. I don't know how many teams make the playoffs in his league, but he's currently sitting in 4th. Wish I had access to the league homepage.

 

[KellysHeroes]

Da Bearssss would have beaten seven other teams besides Fumbleroosky this week.If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 69-63.

LOL, 69-63 in a guppy league; nicemine If The Rude Awakening had played every team in the league each week, they would be 86-46.The Turkish Snowcone would be 113-67 if they played every team every week.

 

[Buffaloes]

At this point, I don't think they even have another LT to take Webb's place. Hard to bench him when you have no one else. Maybe 2 new starters will make the OL below average instead of an embarrassment.

Good point

 

[flapgreen]

At this point, I don't think they even have another LT to take Webb's place. Hard to bench him when you have no one else. Maybe 2 new starters will make the OL below average instead of an embarrassment.

Good point

I think I posted that in the wrong thread.

 

[skedssays]

I'll just leave this here:

Week 13 Matchup

The matchup was painful for Da Bearssss (7-6, 1,558.98 points), who not only lost, but also ended up dead last in the league in points.

 

[DocHolliday]

I'll just leave this here:

Week 13 Matchup

The matchup was painful for Da Bearssss (7-6, 1,558.98 points), who not only lost, but also ended up dead last in the league in points.

Someone needs to find bigger guppies next year.

 

[dmb359]

Someone needs to find bigger guppies next year.

lol...very true

 

[Statcruncher]

I've reached the maximum number of quotes so I'm having to drop the early weeks to include each new week.

Week 4 Win (3-1) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten only three other teams besides Da BoyZ this week.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 20-24.

Week 5 Loss to the chick he mocked (3 - 2) 6th

Da Bearssss (3-2) would be 1-3 if they played the same schedule as mama's 49er faithful (2-3).

Da Bearssss would be 25-30 if they played every team every week.

Week 6 Win (4-2) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten every other team in the league this week.

Antonio Gates had 26.10 points, the highest TE score of the week and the third-highest TE score in the league this season

With 39.10 points, Jordy Nelson had the highest WR score of the week and the third-highest WR score in the league this season.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 36-30.

Week 7 Win (5-2) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten nine other teams besides Borilla's Gorillas this week.

The 150.88 points scored by Da Bearssss is their highest score of the season and the seventh-highest in the league this season.

Da Bearssss would be 45-32 if they played every team every week.

Week 8 Loss (5-3) 4th

Da Bearssss would have lost to seven other teams besides JustWinBaby this week.

With 97.02 points, Da Bearssss had their lowest output of the season.

Da Bearssss would be 48-40 if they played every team every week.

Week 9 Loss (5-4) 6th

Besides Lockwood's Thugs, Da Bearssss would have been defeated by seven other teams this week.

If they played every team every week, Da Bearssss would be 51-48.

Week 10 Loss (5-5) 6th

Besides Abe's Aces, Da Bearssss would have been defeated by six other teams this week.

If they played every team every week, Da Bearssss would be 55-55.

Week 11 Win (6-5) 5th

The 111.26 points scored by Da Bearssss was the lowest winning score in the league this week.

Da Bearssss would be 61-60 if they played every team every week.

Week 12 Win (7-5) 4th

Da Bearssss would have beaten seven other teams besides Fumbleroosky this week.

If Da Bearssss had played every team in the league each week, they would be 69-63.

Week 13 Loss (7-6) Doesn't say the place, but it mentions he lost 4th place to this team that beat him

Da Bearssss would have lost to every other team in the league this week.

Da Bearssss would be 69-74 if they played every team every week.

Da Bearssss secured a playoff spot.

 

[snogger]

I'll just leave this here:

Week 13 Matchup

The matchup was painful for Da Bearssss (7-6, 1,558.98 points), who not only lost, but also ended up dead last in the league in points.

Someone needs to find bigger guppies next year.

 

[Area51Inhabitant]

Was he dead last in points just for the week or also for the season? If also for the season then yikes.

 

[Statcruncher]

To give a good snapshot of the league I have listed the all-play record, team, and win/loss records of all 12 franchises:

93-50 Abe's Aces 8-5

86-57 Seahawks Rock 8-5

86-57 Just Win Baby 7-6

84-59 Lockwood's Thugs 9-4

82-61 CutlerTICEEEE rockss 7-6

71-72 Steel Champs Again 7-6

73-70 Borilla's Gorillas 4-9

69-74 Da Bearssss 7-6

67-76 Da Boyz 7-6

54-89 Fumblroosky 4-9

52-91 Mama's 49er Faithful 5-8

41-102 All Hype Team 5-8

He made the playoffs so anything can happen, but he managed only 8th in the all-play ranking. He wound up with a better W/L record than 4 other teams.

 

[Sam Quentin]

 

[doowain]

ROFL. So he lucked into the playoffs.

Judging by how I saw him draft/run a dynasty team (avg age = 31), I thought he might do well in a redraft. I guess his suck isn't specialized.

 

[flapgreen]

 

[KellysHeroes]

Drafting with guppies This is what happens....

Da Bearssss would have lost to every other team in the league this week.Da Bearssss would be 69-74 if they played every team every week.Da Bearssss secured a playoff spot.

you luckly go 7-6 w/ an under .500 all play record. Lesson learned?

 

[QuizGuy66]

To give a good snapshot of the league I have listed the all-play record, team, and win/loss records of all 12 franchises:

93-50 Abe's Aces 8-5

86-57 Seahawks Rock 8-5

86-57 Just Win Baby 7-6

84-59 Lockwood's Thugs 9-4

82-61 CutlerTICEEEE rockss 7-6

71-72 Steel Champs Again 7-6

73-70 Borilla's Gorillas 4-9

69-74 Da Bearssss 7-6

67-76 Da Boyz 7-6

54-89 Fumblroosky 4-9

52-91 Mama's 49er Faithful 5-8

41-102 All Hype Team 5-8

He made the playoffs so anything can happen, but he managed only 8th in the all-play ranking. He wound up with a better W/L record than 4 other teams.

Ridiculous number of 7-6 teams in this league. Hard to tell the from the guppies, eh?

-QG

 

[stbugs]

To give a good snapshot of the league I have listed the all-play record, team, and win/loss records of all 12 franchises:

93-50 Abe's Aces 8-5

86-57 Seahawks Rock 8-5

86-57 Just Win Baby 7-6

84-59 Lockwood's Thugs 9-4

82-61 CutlerTICEEEE rockss 7-6

71-72 Steel Champs Again 7-6

73-70 Borilla's Gorillas 4-9

69-74 Da Bearssss 7-6

67-76 Da Boyz 7-6

54-89 Fumblroosky 4-9

52-91 Mama's 49er Faithful 5-8

41-102 All Hype Team 5-8

He made the playoffs so anything can happen, but he managed only 8th in the all-play ranking. He wound up with a better W/L record than 4 other teams.

Ridiculous number of 7-6 teams in this league. Hard to tell the from the guppies, eh?

-QG

In a local FBGs league, it was similar. Only 1 team in 12 didn't have a chance at the playoffs in week 13. Top team was 8-5, bottom was 5-8. Two of 3 division winners (me included) won with 7-6 records, but got the division due to points scored. Every week was up and down with lots of chaos. Even in another league where I was the #1 team something like 10 of the first 12 weeks, I ended up losing week 13 by 5 points and became a wild card because the only other team as good as mine (luckier as well ) was in my division. Seems like everyone is one lineup change like my dumb replace Shorts with Reece at 12:50 from being in the playoffs or having a bye.Seems like it has been a crazy year. Maybe there have been a lot more ridiculous games by individual players this year. Seems that way with the number of 30+ point games. It may be anectdotal evidence but guys like Griffin, Brees, Ryan, Brady, Stafford, Eli, Martin, Calvin, Foster, Harvin, Graham, Gronk etc. have gone from bad to unbelievable one week to the next. Even in the league I barely lost the #1 seed above, the other guy that beat me was the only one within 15-20% of me point wise, yet both of us had a few weeks way below our averages when our "studs" all together did nada.

 

[SameSongNDance]

Someone needs to sticky this thread.

 

[Raider Nation]

The matchup was painful for Da Bearssss (7-6, 1,558.98 points), who not only lost, but also ended up dead last in the league in points.

Da Bearssss would have lost to every other team in the league this week.

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[flapgreen]

Where you at, Sweetness? Show your face!!!

 

[solorca]

I'm actually surprised he's not in here to brag about how he overcome the obstacles to turn this into a playoff team.

 

[flapgreen]

This dude reminds me of my deadbeat brother-in-law. I hate being around him on the holidays but get a good laugh out of it as well.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

5 star work, statcruncher.

 

[flapgreen]

Bump

 

[Acrobat7]

why oh why did i discover this thread only now?!

 

[flapgreen]

4-2....2nd place. Kenny Britt and Gates back to stud like production. Forte should get back on track.....how come no one posted a link after this week?

Sup

 

[SameSongNDance]

why oh why did i discover this thread only now?!

Hey, come right in, have a seat..enjoy the show.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

while I get the reaction to someone posting that they cleaned up at a guppy draft, I still think you could do a lot worse that this heading down the stretch:QB: Brees RB: Forte, Morris WR: Jordy Nelson, Demaryus Thomas, AmendolaTE: Antonio Gates that is a championship contender in a 12 team league. now that BYEs are done for this team, I would not be shocked ot see them run the table.

Looking forward to seeing how he did this week with Nelson and Amendola out, and Brees and Gates putting up subpar performances. I know he's got some good backups.

 

[steveski]

As the great Bart Scott once stated..."CAN'T WAIT!"

 

[flapgreen]

He was on the site today. What a ####. Show your face, loser!

 

[Sputnikv8]

Deep down, I kinda hope this is some sort of well conceived fishing trip. It would have to be the rated as the all time great if it was this well planned out for an entire season.

 

[Statcruncher]

Sorry to say this but I can't find the week 14 results. Plugging in the previous weeks URL, switching the week, and fishing for the other team from #2 - #12 is coming up with invalid results. Maybe they haven't processed them yet? Or since it's the playoffs it's got a different URL? Can someone help me out here?

 

[Deflinkin]

NOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo

I need to know how bad he got beat this week!

 

[Fla\/\/ed]

I am nowhere near the brain dead homer this guy is

Sweetness believes that about himself, too. Think about that for a while.

Sure...but Ive read his posts.And I don't think Im nearly as bad as him.

I admit my team's faults...he is completely incapable of that.

Sweetness believes that about himself, too. Think about that for a while.

And for whatever sweetness does in regards to being more of a 'blind homer' than sho, sho makes up for it by never walking away from being fished. The amount of hooks in that guys mouth is off the charts. I'm anxiously waiting for him to choke on one so he puts himself out of his unrealized misery.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

Da Bearass LOSE 160.58 - 116.16

Playoffs: Abe's Aces Pulls Off Comeback over Da Bearssss

Abe's Aces would be 10-4 if they played Da Bearssss every week.

Had they played each other last week, Abe's Aces would have defeated Da Bearssss 116.20 - 100.44.

Abe's Aces would be 8-4 if they played the same schedule as Da Bearssss.

Da Bearssss would be 5-7 if they played the same schedule as Abe's Aces.

Da Bearssss would be 72-78 if they played every team every week.