Dry Joke Thread (1 Viewer)

[Klimtology]

Mine:

Dolphin are smart fish. That's why they're in schools.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

i think they're mammals.

 

[matttyl]

Also, how is a joke about fish a “dry” joke?

 

[B Maverick]

Also, how is a joke about fish a “dry” joke?

OP seems to be getting cooked for it.

 

[Keerock]

Mine:

Dolphin are smart fish. That's why they're in schools.

If dolphins are so smart... why do they hang around tuna?

 

[Ron Swanson]

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

 

[belljr]

:swimmingly:

 

[Klimtology]

i think they're mammals.

Try having a sense of humor.

HTH

 

[Skipdog77]

Aren't all fish (even though dolphins are mammals) in schools though? How do you know which fish is the smartest? Is there an aptitude test?

 

[belljr]

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

 

[AAABatteries]

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

Doctor dolphin

 

[Leroy Hoard]

People are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

 

[Terminalxylem]

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

Mal-practitioner

 

[MTskibum]

i think they're mammals.

They are a fish too.

Dolphin - South Atlantic Fishery Management Council

The dolphin fish has bright turquiose, green and yellow patterns, which fade almost immediately upon death. This species may be distinguished from the pompano dolphin by its 55-66 dorsal fin rays, and a very wide and square tooth patch on the tongue. The body tapers sharply from head to tail...

safmc.net

 

[Leroy Hoard]

="Keerock, post: 24560171, member: 7442"]
If dolphins are so smart... why do they hang around tuna

Because they like it in the can.

 

[Dr. Octopus]

Also, how is a joke about fish a “dry” joke?

Both responses so far were funnier than the joke.

 

[Don't Toews Me]

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

Mr. Irrelevant?

 

[Dr. Octopus]

What do you call the person that graduated last in their class in medical school?

Mr. Irrelevant?

Dr. Irrelevant

 

[KarmaPolice]

I've been reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Have dry eyes? You should moisturize.

 

[KarmaPolice]

You shouldn't try to eat your clock. It's way too time consuming.

 

[gianmarco]

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, but it's awful.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Why don’t dinosaurs talk?




Because they’re dead.

 

[gianmarco]

I've been telling people about dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

 

[FreeBaGeL]

You shouldn't try to eat your clock. It's way too time consuming.

Hands down, worst meal ever.

 

[Galileo]

You shouldn't try to eat your clock. It's way too time consuming.

Only if you go back for seconds

 

[KarmaPolice]

 

[KarmaPolice]

It's alarming how long it took.

 

[matttyl]

Mine:

Dolphin are smart fish. That's why they're in schools.

That’s was a halibut good try, but that joke really floundered. Let minnow if you have any others.

 

[Willie Neslon]

Why did the old man fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

 

[gianmarco]

A 3-legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

 

[Galileo]

Stephen Hawking once went on a blind date. He returned with smashed glasses, a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and bruised knees. Apparently she stood him up.

 

[WDIK2]

What's red and tastes like blue paint?

Red paint.

 

[WDIK2]

I once fell off a 24 foot ladder.

Thankfully I was only on the first rung.

 

[Frostillicus]

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

This is a family favorite.

 

[Snoopy]

The customer climbed to the roof when he saw the drinks were on the house.

 

[KarmaPolice]

You shouldn't try to eat your clock. It's way too time consuming.

Only if you go back for seconds

Duuuude... it should've been "four" seconds.

 

[higgins]

Tailor-made thread for one of my favorites, Steven Wright.

 

[KarmaPolice]

I hate Russian Dolls. They're so full of themselves.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Tailor-made thread for one of my favorites, Steven Wright.

"If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?"